What's the difference between 4 and 6? 2.

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What did Wonder Woman say to Superman? I'm wonder woman.

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Why did the old man die? He died because he saw the light wich happened to be a street light in the distance.

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Have you seen the movie "Gay Men Say No"? Oh yes, that is very insightful documentary on the modern day struggles of homosexuality.

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Why is it stupid to call your son Bethany? It is commonly a girl's name.

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Roses are red and i like Pie but seriously, i don't care if you die

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Why was the Black man running with a T.V.? Because he had just purchased a new LCD FlatScreen from BestBuy, and a torrential downpour had just began and he didn't have a free hand to hold up his umbrella.

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what did the man say to the doctor? how the hell would i know, ask him yourself.

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your momma is so poor that she is on welfare.

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What is worse than tripping over a stone, and falling face first into a dog shit, Not much..

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Once upon time the government was corrupt Jk, it always has been

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What did the captcha tell me to write? Tepsyto Dora

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What two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

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Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

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How do you confuse a black man? Call him from a blocked number and I say "I love you"

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Q:Whats big, red and eats rocks? A: A big red rock eater

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what happened to those kids sandusky raped? who cares

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3 men walk into a bar, and the fourth guy behind them had the sense to duck under it.

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My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

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how do you get a happy man to stop smiling? hit him in the face repeatedly untill he is dead.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

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why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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Q. what is the most amazing animal in the world? A. MULLLLLLLLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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What happens when a black man dies in France? A funeral procession.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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