How can you tell if someone is a Mexican? Ask them politely if they're Mexican

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Q. why did the plane crash? A. because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I felt like kicking something.

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– Hello. Is this a laundry? – Yes, it is a laundry.

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Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

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DON'T OPEN IT IT'S PANDORA'S BOX!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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jordan godfrey is good looking lolololol

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Why didnt little Timmy come home? He was abducted into slavery.

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What did the monkey say to the other monkey Monkey can't talk

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the batmobile? 'Get in the batmobile Robin'

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Q: Why was the little girl upset? A: Because she drank a window cleanser, causing her vital organs to shut down, ending in a slow, painful, death.

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my grandpa has the heart of a lion, and a permanent ban to the zoo.

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An asian man walks into a taxi. The driver asked which chinese or electronic store woupd u like to go to?

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Gary: Stick your tongue out and say "I live in a pirate ship" Bruce: *sticks tongue out* "I lib inna pile of shiiit."

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What did Kermit the frog say at Jim Henson's funeral? Nothing.

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nolan is gay

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Black people.

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Q: What do you call a serial killer named Mark? A: Mark.

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how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

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What's the difference between 15 dead babies and a cadilac? I don't have a cadilac.

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Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

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Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

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Q:your jetski loses a wheel. how many pancakes does it take to fix your house? A:blue berry icecream.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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