- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Why did Timmy fall down the stairs Because he is blind and I pushed him

Face...tastes like chicken!

Jake: Where's Waldo Me: Where? Jake: I don't know

What's blue and can't read? The Pacific Ocean

What did obama say to the united states of america YES WE CAN

How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

How do you get 100 Jews in a car? It is physically impossible to fit 100 full grown homosapians into a vehicle, therefore it will not work.

How many mathematicians does it take to count?

What did Annie the Orphan get for Christmas? News that her parents are dead.

Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

The chicken didn't cross the road. Therefor, there is no why.

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

Why do all black men carry guns? They don't. That is a stereotype. Now pants on the other hand, that's a different story.

Knock Knock The doors already open

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the dog say to the Jewish Rabbi? Bark

What's a good joke? Not this one.

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth, she has lacked a jaw.

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