- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

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How do you get a blonde's attention? Throw deodorant at her until she looks.

How do you tickle a tree? you dont you are a schizo stop kicking leaves

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Did you know Helen Keller had a swingset? Neither did she.

Whats long, black, and fat? The line at KFC

why did kim kardashian get divorced? because she was unhappy with her marrige. and because shes a slut

What do you get if you mix rice with slightly different flavoured rice? Rice.

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

So a guy walks into a bar. Ouch. It was a gay bar.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

why did the chicken cross the road it didnt

Q: What would happen if Chuck Norris was hit by an Astroid A: He would die.

The next sentence is true. The last sentence was a lie.

What happened to the house that was made without concrete? It fell over.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

Why did the guy fall into the ocean? He was surfing

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

what hurts more than getting shot in the arm Getting shot in both arms!

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the boy have to ride the bus? Because both his parents died.

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