- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are reddish Violets are bluish If it wasn't for Christmas We'd all be Jewish

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

why did the chicken cross the road? because his mother was dieing of terminal cancer in the hospital across the street where the bar was. he was drinking because he is an alcoholic.

Q:what is long ,black and red but smells like poo.? A:poo from someone dying of bowel cancer.!

whats the difference between a black guy and pizza? a pizza can feed a family.

whats the difference between a ladybug and a jew? there is none

robin, get in the car.

Listen Nero, you consider us like friends too right?

Why did the woman fall off her bike? She got hit by a car door

yo mama is so fat she broke a branch off the family tree

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

A duck walks into a bar- nope, just chuck testa...

What do you get when a person and a cat try to have a child of some sort? Nothing because there chromosomes don't match, and there for physically impossible.

What do you call 2 black guys hanging out with a white girl? An inter-racial couple helping out their black friend whose wife just died of terminal cancer.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why was the boy crying? Because he had AIDS

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

Q: why did the chicken cross the road? A: to get to the gay guy's house knock knock who's there? the chicken

"I vant to blood your suck!" warned Darcula.

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