- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What's the different between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my penis up your butthole

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is a chicken and is not intelligent enough to know that he is about to be hit by a bus while hopelessly searching for food under an elderly man's nose.

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

Whatever you do in life, give 100%… unless you’re giving blood.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

My friend asks me what my mom does for a living and i told him that she is a nurse. Then he says "That a good job because she is able to save lives". I quickly reply "She works in an abortion clinic".

Yock

A women left the kitchen.

My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

What did your mom make me for Christmas... ...An apple pie because she is a very nice lady

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What did the wall say to the floor? Nothing.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

All the other kids with the pumped up kicks died in a school shooting.

Why was the girl distressed by the photo of her boyfriend's mutilated corpse? Because it was out of focus.

What is the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesn't scream when it goes into the oven.

Knock knock. ... There was no reply because the resident was on holiday.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

What's black, white, and red all over? Many different things are black, white, and red; to list just one would be an unfair judgment of things containing these three colors.

Why did Jim get hit by a train? Because he was standing in the tracks.

Get up Look in the mirror

Why didn't Joe catch the baseball? He got shot by a local gang.

What's black and hanging from the tree in my backyard? My black, tree-hugging friend.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??