- Anti Joke

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Caolan and Eamon

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Caolan and Eamon

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

If gluttony is a serious sin, why are so many Christians fat? Because they have bad eating habits.

You: Want to hear a joke? Person: Yeah You: Me too

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Why couldn't Billy the bird fly? He was an ostrich, ostriches can't fly.

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

What is a black person's favorite color? There are many different colors and it would be unrealistic to believe that all the people of a single race would choose the same one as their favorite.

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

the boy fell, because he hit a bump.

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

How do you get your dog to stop peeing on the floor? SHOOT IT!!!

How do you tick off a Doctor? You cut off his right thumb.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f******* n*****

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Caolan and Eamon

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*