- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There are a fox and a chicken and the fox eats the chicken.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? To get to your house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Where did the little boy go after the explosion? Everywhere.

George Washington delivered a short speech to his troops before they crossed the delaware river. Here it is: "Get in the boat."

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

Why doesn't Harry have any arms? Because he's a Jew.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

A piece of paper got wet. I stuck it over the fireplace to dry off, but it lit on fire.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

why are black people so fast? because there black

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let the chickens out?!

Woman: do u want to watch Snakes on a Plane? Man: sure, what is it about? Woman: It's about a horse on a boat

Hey! You wanna' hear a joke? Black Freedom

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

How many babies can you fit in an oven? Depends how hungry you are.

What do you call a baby that got hit by a train? Thomas

A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

Whats the difference between a black man and a mexican? The skin pigmentation and most likely the size of their penis

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