- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a convicted cannibalistic rapist.

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

Q: Why was 6 afraid of 7? A: He wasn't, it turns out 7 was afraid of 6 because 6 beat 7 up in high school

Yesterday I saw a black kid outrun a white kid know why? Because the white kid was a cripple

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Yo mama so fat.

What does the lifeguard do on his free time? Ejaculate.

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear asks the rabbit does shit stick to your fur? The rabbit says no, so the bear wipes his ass on the rabbit

Why didn't the skeleton go to the ball? Because he would scare the shit out of everyone, and come to think of it wasn't even sure he had been invited.

How do you stop a baby from crawling in cirlcles? nail its hand to the floor

What? Why?

What did the one Brick say to the other Brick? We have the same name.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

What do you call a clown with no sense of humor? Unemployed.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

When the boy cried wolf who heard him? Not Helen Keller

Whiney the poo and the blustery day.

A man asked a horse "Why such a long face?" The Horse replies "My entire family just died in a plane crash."

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

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why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

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