Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

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where is madeline macam? hiding is mjs cubord

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There is a boy in a school............. SUDDENTLY, PEDOBEAR APPEARS!

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What's black, white and red all over? A dead panda

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Bob: Hey, hey Jim Jim: Yeah? Bob: Remember me. Jim: ...okay?? Bob: Knock knock Jim: Who's there? Bob: I THOUGHT YOU WERE GONNA FRICKIN REMEMBER ME!!!

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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Yeah, me too. The car just ran straight through the stoplight and it was all over...

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Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

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An Englishman, an Irishman, a Frenchman, a Scottish man, an Australian, a German, a Spaniard, an Icelandic man, a Norwegian, a Swede, a Dane, an Italian, a Morrocan, an American, an Algerian, an Egyptian, a Syrian, an Israelite, a Chinese man, a Russian, a Japanese man, an Indian and a Brazilian all walk into a bar. It was a large bar.

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What's more painful than having your girlfriend cheat on you and leave you? Having your **** bitten off slowly.

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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Homonyms should be band.

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

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YEAH THEY DO!

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Knock Knock Who's there A serial rapist

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What's black and white and red all over? The dead kitten on the road.

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Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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