- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

What did the homeless man say to the rich man? Can i have some food?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

When you say that Chuck Norris has counted to infinity twice. I say that you cant count to infinity because it isnt a quantifyable number

What do you get when you combine lemons, sugar and water? Lemons, sugar, and water

Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

There are two jews in an oven. One says "It sure is hot in here" and the other says "AHH A TALKING JEW"

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was shot in the head. Plus the fact that it was his first attempt on a bike made it highly unlikely to succeed anyway.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

How many Japanese people does it take to make a whirlpool? - None, because they're all dead.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Q: What Did Batman Say To Robin Before He Got In The Car? A: Get In The Car

If Voldemort was gay who would be his partner? Happy potter

what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

Q: What's the answer to this question? A: The question to this answer.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

Knock knock Who is there? Your mom Your mom who? STOP WITH THIS GAME AND JUST OPEN THE DOOR!

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

A disabled man walked into a- That can't be right

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Why did the christian go into the church? To pray.

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"

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