Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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womens rights

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A black man walks into a bar and he orders a margarita. The bartender says that the margaritas are exceptionally delicious in this bar. He was right.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

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Hey how was your audition?" "yeah really good, I got in...

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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Nero here, nice to see you guys again, now you know why my babbling has been excessive (and pissed at the comments below, but now that the pills are working I am calm) Anyway, yeah point Zero is my "world" now, and its been thriving under my values (something I feared would just work on paper, and if so such beliefs would all been for nothing) As for hero... Well insert something like "I am no hero, I just do what is right" or something cheesy, or... Well, thats what I do really... Since nobody uses this site Ill extend the time you "former followers" can chat, as I got some nice stuff to share, and might just share a bit before I pass away (nah, but I will sleep when tired), I got a lot to do tomorrow.

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Why is life so hard? Because god isn't real

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? He wasn't.

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Why did the editor lose his job at a poetry magazine? Because he's worthless.

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What do you say to an over weight Jewish mother? "Work on those crunches" He was her coach.

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yo mama just like a toilet, white and full of crap!

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A man rode into town on Friday and came out on Friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a couple of hours

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Why did Lisa fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock! Who's there? *Definitely not Lisa.

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You know what's worse than having friends with a lake houses Not being invited to their lake house...

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What's worse than chicken pox? AIDs.

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What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

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What's black and fast? A treadmill.

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a potato walks into a bar. people stare as it is physically impossible for a potato to walk since it is a vegetable

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How do you make the general public confused? ...

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a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

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Wheres my hood? Behind your neck.

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19 cats 33 hamsters 24 turtles and 23 dogs are all in a small cage, PETA is not happy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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