A dyslexic man walked into a bra

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I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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Why did the man throw his son out the window? His house was on fire

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What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bartender says: Why the long face? The horse says: "My wife's dead."

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what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

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your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

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Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

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Why did hellen keller's dog kill itself? You would to if your name was, AIIEEEEIUUUUHGH!

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antonis sister is mighty fine

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Knock knock. Who is there? My wife. My wife who? My wife is a prostitute, selling her own body for money so we can afford drugs for my son who has cancer.

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What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

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I walked into my sister's room and slipped on a bra..........it was a boobie trap

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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A Scotsman, an Irishman and an Englishman walk into a bar... They enjoy their drinks and leave.

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Want to hear a joke? 12 year olds

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why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

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Q:What's black, wrinkled and smells like raisins? A: A raisin.

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So a man walks into a bar with a monkey. I forgot the rest of this joke, but your mom is a whore.

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How do you take a picture of a man with a wooden leg? You can't take pictures with wooden legs.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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