- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

When is a door not a door? When your house burns down.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

yo mamma's so fat she's fat!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What is the similarity between Moses and Muhammad? They both have the same letter starting their names

Why did steve cry? Because he got punched.

What's big, an instrument, has black and white keys, and is located in the bathroom? I don't know. A piano. But why in the bathroom? Don't tell me how to furnish my house.

What did the rug say to the floor? I got you covered

There is a blond and a burnette in a car. The blonde is driving. What a nice use of the carpool

Friends are like balloons When you stab them they die.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Jews are human beings. Pizza is a type of food.

If the human population held hands around around the equator A significant portion of them would drown.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

*Pretend your an orphan] Knock knock Who's there? Not your parents.

If Abraham Lincoln were alive today, he'd be really really old.

Q: What did the whale say to the other whale? A: MMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

two mexicans are in a car, who's driving one of the mexicans!!!

What do homeless people get at Christmas? Cold.

Whats worse than getting a paper-cut? Getting shot. In the head. Three times.

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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