- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

Q: What did the forgetful person say to the other? A:

How do you stop a rhino from charging? An ak-47

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

Why do They call a horse a horse? Because They speak English.

What did the irishman say when he walked into a bar? Ouch

womens rights

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

A black man walks into a bar, and when he left he paid his tab and couldn't have been more courteous.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

Q: How do you fit two beluga whales into a mini van? A: You don't.

I used to be an adventurer like you, Then I settled down in a quiet place in the woods with a girl and raised a family.

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Roses are red. Violets are beer. Kay eckelkamp is in charge here.

Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a rapist

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

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