why did the car go to the bathroom? it had gas.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why did the fungus leave the party? Truffle.

Hitler, Mussilini, And Hideki Tojo Walk In To A Bar Mitzvah, Everyone Was Brutally Murdered & No One Survived.

when you smile the whole world stops and stares for a while because you have one tooth and its half chipped.. and your a black mexican red head.

What is the difference between a Mexican and an a pile of crap? One is disgusting and unsanitary and the other is a pile of crap.

what did Dr. Dre say? Nothing you idiots! Dr. Dre's dead!

why did the man french kiss the horse? because he was high on l.s.d and confused the horse for an attractive male because he himself was homosexual ps vagina monkeys and chili

why do you throw the baby up the tree??. to get my ball back.

So I'm blowing this guy and he starts rubbing his finger through my hair... So I started thinking, what a fag.

Q. How do you make a chicken dance? A. I don't know I was asking you.

Does an albino chameleon turn different shades of white?

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Knock Knock! Who's there? I have a gun. Get in the car.

Jesse gives his mom the stick for breakfast

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She didn't. Despite losing her arms in a terrible accident as a child, Suzy persevered to become a renowned gymnast. After several turns as a champion Special Olympian, Suzy retired from sports in order to tour elementary schools as a guest speaker. She inspired thousands of disabled children across North America and was a highly-respected orator. Suzy sadly passed away in 2009 at the age of 62. She is survived by her two lovely daughters, Karen and Michelle.

what do you call a mexican baptism? a bean dip

What did Batman tell Robin when they got to Gotham City? -Robin, we got to Gotham City.

Three construction workers are high up on a building when they decide to take their lunch break there. The three open their respective lunches, converse pleasantly, and enjoy the fine weather.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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