- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, violets are blue. I have a gun, get in the van.

Why didnt the chicken cross the road? He was chicken.

what does a horny frog say RUBIT RUBIT

What do you call it when an Arabic man gets shot? Murder.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He drowned.

a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Haiku's are easy But sometimes they don't make sense Refrigerator

What kind of gun cant shoot bullets Hand guns

Why did the young teenager cut class? To cut himself! Get it?! Its a pun!

Why did a mass amount of people move to Florida? They came to murder their children and get away with it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? His mother was a prostitute.

A bar walks into Chuck Norris.

What did the Rabbit say to the horse? They are both completly differebt species and cannot communicate. Therefore, the rabbit said nothing.

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

What do I do with all the wheelchairs after I boil all the vegetables?

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Q:What did the boy do when his girlfriend cheated on him? A:He broke up with her because cheating is wrong and he deserves better.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

Why didn't the magician pull a rabbit from a hat? Despite his choice of occupation, magic tricks are rarely appropriate in hostage situations.

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