- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is dog animal? it is not fish! 18 fits of has hair only have is Buddhist

A dyslexic Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. He hits his head on it and is rushed to the hospital,only to discover the floor drenched in triceratops shit.

what do you call a black man who bakes bread? a baker. you racist.

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Knock, Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

A paraplegic women falls off a boat. Regardless of the fact that she was wearing a properly inflated flotation device, she still managed to drown. She died instantly, the next day.

Why did the chicken cross the road ? To get to the other side Why did the lollipop cross the road ? It was stuck to the chicken's head Why did the chicken commit suicide ? He couldn't get the lollipop off its head

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Do Your Homework: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Get An Award At School: Mum - Well Done Dad - Well Done Figure How To Adjust The Zoom On Your Computer: Mum & Dad - WOW HOW DO YOU KNOW SO MUCH, YOU'RE SO CLEVER, WHO TAUGHT YOU THIS?! Typical ...

whats worse than being raped by a giant scorpion getting raped by 2 giant scorpions

The Charlotte Bobcats winning more than 10 games

Simon says.. Nothing because he's deaf.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the chicken cross the road? -I do not believe chickens like being questioned of their motives. We should leave them alone.

Whats worse than 10 dead babies in a bag? 1 dead baby in 10 bags

Like is like a penis long and easy. But women make it hard

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

Why did the blonde tattoo her zip code on her stomach? She wanted a tattoo.

Why did the chicken cross the road Who the f*** let out the chicken

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

why did the chicken cross the road? because there were no cars coming and it seemed like a safe time to cross

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