- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

Three men went out for a night on the town, one had too much to drink and was forced to take a cab home.

Why did the little boy cry? He fell down the stairs

1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's There? runs

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? ProtestS from Anti GM activists.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Why was the man so fat? Because he is in a wheel chair and can't exercise.

Roses are yanks hair Violets are yanks hair sobs and yanks hair I have tricolomania

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I LIKE TITS TITS

Whats worse then a worm in your apple This joke

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

S + B + B = SB fuckin' B

What's the difference between Neal Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neal Armstrong was the first man to WALK on the MOON, while Michael Jackson enjoyed touching young boys.

Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

Knock knock Who's there Fookie Fookie Who? Fook you too

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

Knock knock. Who's there? Penguin. Penguin who? The penguin who apparently lives next door and somehow developed the ability to successfully interact with other species through gesture and retoric.

What's big, red and delicious? A prune. I lied about it being big, red and delicious.

What would the funeral home do without a dead person? Wait until the next appiontment

An irish man and a lebanese man jump off a cliff who wins? No one it wasnt a race

What's green and says I'm a frog? A talking frog

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