Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

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If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

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Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

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Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch pórn daily.

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Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

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why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? He thought he saw a ghost.

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How Do You Solve A Impossible Math Question? You Dont. cause its impossible.

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Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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Whats worse than cold feet? getting your feet chopped off.

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the game

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Why did the boy kill his parents? Because he doesn't understand this joke either

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Nathan likes butt games with African American men

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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When lives gives you lemons you might just be dyslexic, because life cannot actually give you lemons

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a group of jews went to a factory to apply for jobs. Only one came out.

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What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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Why was the little boy afraid of the dentist because he was a pedophile

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How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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why did the man turn on and off the lights 20 times because he was diagnosed with O.C.D as a child

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yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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