- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I forgot how the joke starts but the punchline goes something something something your moms a slut.

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Two polar bears, oddly enough, are sitting in a bathtub. One of them asks "Could you pass the soap?" The other obliges and gives him the soap.

Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

What do you call a fat priest? Obese

Why did the boy cut his hair? Because he was large.

Whats green and red, in a ditch, and has cookie crumbs all over it. The girl scout i ran over with my car.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes.

The once was a man from Nantucket, Who gave up on his life and said "damn this!" Then he won lots of money, His future looked bright and sunshiny Until one day he suddenly died

whats older than your mom? a tortoise that has been living more than a couple hundred years

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

an islamic man with a strange bag walk into thr airport. he is probably heading toward his flight like any other person.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

Wanna hear a hot headed retard? call and listen carefully 6196342668

What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

What can't catch or throw? A Quadriplegic

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