- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make Barack Obama upset? Stab him.

Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

What's worse than being a midget Being a midget with no legs

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

What color is cotton? White Well in Afrca, they grow black cotton

What do you call a Mexican kicking a ball? A soccer player

Why is the alien dead as a door-nail? Because the door-nail was never alive nor could it ever be dead therefore the alien must have never existed just like the life and death of the door-nail.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

Beached whale: "Look at me, I'm a land mammal"

Shea's sty....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is theoretically impossible to read another's inner thought process, but it was probably due to the electric stimulation from the brain to give the chicken's muscles the ability to move.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

What do you call a hispanic man hopping a large fence? A hispanic man hopping a large fence.

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

That's about as suspicious as a nun doing squats in a cucumber field.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

A panhandler came up to me today and said he hadn't had a bite in weeks, so I gave him some change.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

There once was a man from Nantucket... Who was fiscally responsible.

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