- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

how do you drowned a blonde? put ankle weights on her and throw her in a river.

Yo' mama's so poor that she can't afford many of the privileges of everyday life.

If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have to go to the bathroom.

Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

why did the baseball player strike out? he forgot the bat

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

Micheal jackson had half a pie, Fred had the other half of the pie, They both shared a pie.

Yes!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yes!!!!!! Yes!!!

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A white player in the NBA. Wait...

Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

Two men walk into a bar. You would think the second man would have seen it. Made by Bobbie Pummel

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

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