It was a beautiful day, John was driving in his car down the street, Kameron was riding his bike preparing for a bike race the following day, and Griffin was having his 7th birthday party. John ran over Kameron and Griffin, he killed Griffin and broke Kameron's legs to where he could never stand/ride again

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What is long, hard and comes out of a gay persons bum? poo

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Around 10PM on a Saturday two Irishmen walk into a bar. They order up a round of drinks, and comment on the appearance of several women in the place whom they believe to be single. After finishing up their drinks, the one Irishman asks the other if he'd like another one. The other says no, that he promised his wife he'd be back soon with diapers for the baby. He thanks his friend for the drink and leaves for home. The remaining Irishman orders up another "round" from the bartender, but really it's only one drink he is ordering, being he is only one person.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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Have you ever seen the episode of the powerpuff girls where they save the day?

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your face

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why did the chicken cross the road? because colonel sanders was chasing it with an axe

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What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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If I have 12 backpacks and Jimmy has 91 pancakes, then how many marshmallows can cover the roof of this building? Purple. Because Aliens don't wear hats.

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A man walks into a bar. He walks out 10 minutes later because he was satisfied with the new hooker he killed and made out with in the bar's bathroom.

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whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

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What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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what does idk mean? i dont know!! nobody knows!!

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What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? One is a person and one is an inanimate object

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why was the little boy crying? he wasnt, he died 2 weeks ago

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That's funnier than a zebra climbing the Eiffel tower with Bill Clinton on the 4th night of quanza

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69...you know how awkward this is now...

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Why doesn't Michael Jackson play with my brother anymore? Because he's dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? after approximately 10 seconds of looking back and forth left to right the chicken finally came to a realization that the road is clear and safe to cross.

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What do you do If you can't afford a hair cut? Don't get one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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