why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

Why did the retarted kids head get stuck in the window? It was a very small window

Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

What's got 2 thumbs and a massive penis? A body parts collector I know called Harold Fortescue

What's red and smells like blue paint? Fetus Blood. Due to the low concentration of iron, it gives it an aroma of paint.

Y couldn't you stop the bowling ball? Because it was going down a hill.

why was the kid crying his dad is a alchoholic

A man walks into a bar. Splash.

knock. knock. whos there? ur mom now put ur pants back on

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have said two factual statements.

A: Hi I am a Mormon B: I know I'm one of your wifes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

How did the fat guy survive the plane crash? Because he still in the food court at the airport.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

What do you call a zebra without stripes? A stripeless zebra.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

What's hotter than a beautiful girl in a bikini? Among many things, the Sun, the Earth's core, the inside of a volcano...

What happens if a guy is gay? You call him Verl.

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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