This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What's more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Go-carts

What happens to an elephant when it rains? It gets wet.

What do you do if a black man steals your flatscreen TV? Give up, he's probably in Mexico by now.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am a cow moo

how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

What do you call a black man standing on top of a church? "Holy-Shit."

CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

sure!

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

knock knock whose there? banana banana who? knock knock? whose there? banana knock knock? whose there? banana

How much do polar bears weigh? Between 800 and 1600 pounds

Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

Knock knock Who's there . I said who's there. Sadly this poor man didn't understand he had just been door bell ditched.

Why cant i stand up? Cause i shat my pants

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How did the black man manage to get that 42 inch TV? He had been working a lot of overtime at work to try and treat his wife and kids.

cancer isn't that good for you. so try not to get it

Neil Lewis

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

there are 2 men standing on the roof of a building, one of them jumps off, the other one is called Peter

What you do you call a gay man with no arms and legs? His name.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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