- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

Knock Knock Whos there? Jason Oh, ok come in.

Why didn't the 12-year old boy eat his birthday cake? He has diabetes and would likely die from the increased spike in insulin.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

why did the chicken cross the road? becuase he wanted to walk and the road was the only available place to do so

a man walks into a bar, what does he say answer: oww..

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Have you see stevie wonders house? No. Neither has he.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

What kind of doctors would you call A 30 year old chimpanzee? I would say "Plastic surgeon" but that would be unscrupulous to the chimpanzees because the tearing off or "lifting" of the owners face is because they are just animals. And should have never been kept in captivity that long anyways.

what did the african say when he got cancer? what? i don't know, he said it in african.

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

So my teacher came upto me, and says "At the end of this ruler is a idiot" so I said "Which end?" I got detention.

What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

Safety in numbers? Try telling that too six million Jews.

why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

A man walks into a bar he's drunk and can't feel it But he's ok

Why wasent Toby at school He was hit by a tree

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