- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

Why was the blonde confused? Because someone was dressed in a chicken costume throwing pinecones at her.

Your mothers so dumb that when she had to take a math test, she received a significantly lower grade than the rest of her classmates.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

hey its jerry hey its dj want to see my goat noooo

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

A good antijoke? Going to the last few pages of the "Popular" antijoke section....

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

What do you call a guy with an axe in his head? Chuck

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

I would tell you a joke about a pencil but there would be no point.

Whats the difference between a white guy and a black guy? They have different colors of skin.

What did the flower say to the flowerpot? Nice weather we're having

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Hello

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

What have you got there? Hitler's gas bill... Oh.. don't show him that, he'll be furious Whys that? He can't read.

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