Q: What happens when you throw a glowing purple rock into a bright green stream? A: It makes a splash

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms

A man walks into a restaurant and asks a waiter, "Do you serve crabs here?" The waiter says, "Certainly! In fact, stuffed crab is today's special."

What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

A person affected by Alzheimer's is asked a knock knock question- Knock Knock Who's there? Boo Wait what are we doing again?

You might be a redneck if you hate your father and you live in a trailer

whats worst then antijokes? the holocaust

Whats worse than finding a worm in a apple? Getting raped by a skorpian

A kid walks into the car and the dad says, "Wear your seatbelt".

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

"the president is black, my lambo's blue..." no hes not, hes bi-racial.

Q: What are the best kind of jokes? A: The funny ones.

What did the man say to the other man? I have a large rod

What's worse than a bee sting? The holocaust What's worse then the holocaust? Two bee stings

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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