your friend: i did ur mom you: jokes on u my moms gross friend:.....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Cancer

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor Wheres my tractor?

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Q: How do you know what will happen when the world willl end? A: by experience

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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Why did the 80 year old man lose his vision? Because he recently blew his head off.

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Why did the black guy not like oreos? because he is a very health concious person and knowes that too much of a bad thing can make you fat.

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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yo mama so fat she died from a heart attack

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Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

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LeBron in the fourth quarter

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Why was the boy cold? Because he couldn't afford clothing.

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And now a word from our sponsors

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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What is the biggest lie in the world? I have read and agree to the Terms of Service.

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What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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I have read and agreed to the terms of service

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The verification for this post was debatable: "Which of these does not belong?" George Bush Barack Obama Bill Clinton Ronald Reagan Head of Cabbage Answers on a postcard please... [L]

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Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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