What did superman say when he flew into a building? Flying is inhumanly possible unless in an aircraft vehicle.

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Yo momma, she so fat, she needs to buy extra-large clothes.

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why couldnt the boy get into the pirate movie? he was hit by a mexican telephone server.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Why was the road crossed by the chicken? Because as an animal, incapable of understanding human languages and consequently lacking in education, it was unable to understand the convention of not using the passive voice in English prose writing.

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Q: Why did sally fall off the swing? A: Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Sally! How did Sally die? She couldn't figure out how to open the fridge

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

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What came first the chicken or the egg? Neither, chickens have been extinct since 1987.

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Have you heard of the lawnmower joke? No neither have I

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What's the difference between Tiger Woods and Santa Clause? Tiger Woods is a well-known golfer and Santa Clause is a mythical man who delivers presents to young children.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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Whats the difference between a horse and glue? Nothing

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What's the difference between epistemological pluralism.

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What did the mental patient say to the apple? She didn't say anything because she was a catatonic schizophrenic.

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What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

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why did the irishman leave the bar he had to go to his sons birthday party

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chinga tue madre Ryan

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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