- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off of the swings? Because I threw a refrigerator at her.

Periods are red, waffles are blue, some poems rhym, this one doesn't.

What do you call a black man carrying a T.V? Someone that is helping me move.

Why did the fat girl stop eating? She wasn't hungry.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? He said : "where's my tractor?!"

Knock Knock Who's there? After no response, the man chuckled as he realized the sound of his TV mimicked that of his door knocker.

What's the difference between a microwave and hamster? They're both furry except for the microwave

so a guy walks into a bar, he says nothing for he now has a concusion

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

i have a black man in my family tree. i am 25% african american among several other ethnicities.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the tomato blush? It didn't, tomatoes are naturally red by colour.

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

What is the difference between Acenaphthoquinone and Acetoguanamine? I don't know...

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

Two black males walk into the bar due to circumstances, one of them has to leave early to tend to his ill wife, and the other enjoys his night drinking and making small talk with new friends PS: the one above was wrong sorry :(

whats worse then getting a parking ticket? the plague

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?" The horse says nothing because its a horse. It then poops on the floor and leaves

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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