why did Kanye interrupt Taylor Swift at the VMA's? because he had a little too much scotch before the ceremony

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Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

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there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

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how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

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Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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Roses are red. Violets are red. Daisies are red. WHY IS MY GARDEN ON FIRE?

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What do you hear when the world trade center collapsed?, no seriously I wasn't even three yet.

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What Happens if a Muslim boy gives you a bomb? You give it to someone else as your playing tnt tag and the bombs a toy

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In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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