- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Bigfoot, the loch ness monster, and self-respecting Justin Beiber fans are all the same, your told they exist, it's not true.

Your flying on a canoe, and one of the wheels breaks off. How many pancakes does it take to fix it? Trick question there is a gorilla on board.

why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A young boy walked into a hardware store and asked for a long weight. Luckily, the shop owner was kindly and brought the child up to speed on the process of hazing.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

What did the guy say to the other guy? Hello.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

there once was a man named china who got stuck in yo mamas vagina he escaped through her butthole minus her butt mole and then died a horrible and painful death

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

If you had 4 oranges in one hand and 7 oranges in the other, what would you have? Really big hands.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A cat walks into a bar. He orders some beer. The bartender asks, why the sad face. The cat replies, "I got laid off"

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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