- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

Jesus Christ

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

Knock knock. Who's there? Just use the peephole. I am.

what did the woman say when the guy told her he liked her christmas tree? thank you.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why does the pope doesn't use this finger? (raise a finger) That's mine!

Why was the fat man crying? He was sentenced to the electric chair for a murder he didn't commit.

My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

What did the confused blonde girl ask to a nearby student? Nothing. She isn't supposed to chat because it's study hall and they enforce a strict "no talking" policy.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

your mother is so heavily obese, she became one of the 60 million individuals in America who are obese today.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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