thats what she she. no really thats what she said

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I Couldn't afford a hair cut... so i purpposely contracted HIV

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was nailed to the chicken

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Why did the man hang himself? Because his pistol misfired.

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what do you do when your girlfriend gives you head while playing MW3? continue to play while politely asking her sister to make you a sandwhich

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have five fingers, The middle one's for you.

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boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between white and black? White is Caucasian and black is African-American.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I just got AIDS, And soon so will you!

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what did the orange say to the other orange? we are both oranges.

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roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

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what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the mute person tell the deaf person? Nothing. Even if sound could emit from his vocals the impaired of hearing person would still be unable to respond unless they have taken classes to read lips. The deaf person didn't take classes nor did the mute person learn sign language.

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Why did the Koala Bear fall out of the tree? Because shortly before, it's life had ended due to lethal chlamydia, which is not uncommon for a Koala Bear these days. Due to it's loss of thought and therefore muscle control, it lost it's grip on the branch it was holding and naturally gravity took over.

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Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

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whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

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Want to hear a dirty joke? Jimmy fell in mud. Want to hear a clean joke? Jimmy took a bath with Bubbles. Want to hear a dirty joke? Bubbles was a clown.

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How do you get a one-armed kid down from a tree? Wave.

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What do you get when you cross a cat with a fish? A dead fish.

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How do you scare Sarah Palin? You chase her around with a chainsaw while wearing a Jason mask.

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A jew walks into a church. he wishes to be touched by God.

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roses are red violets are puffy i am a donkey i ate some water

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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