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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a guy walks into a bar. he buys several drinks, ends up drunk, and crashes into a coffee shop with a goat in the backseat.

Whats worse than a dumpster full of dead babies? A landfill full of dead babies.

Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side

Why did the paperboy fall off his bike? I threw a fridge at him because he was a ginger.

Knock Knock Nobody Nobody who? Nobody, did you not hear what I just said.

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, she was probably lonely.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

How many kids does it take to get a day off of school? ...26

How many black people does it take to for there to be a murder? None. A murder is a group of crows,not black people.

what did the guy say when he lost his sandwich? wheres my sandwich?

a man checks his mypsace

1,2,3,4,5..what comes next? yeah you should know how to count

A hasidic Rabbi and a member of Hezbollah enter a bar in a Jewish settlement. (No, of course they didn't.)

What do you get if you convict a white man of murder? A black man in prison.

Roses are red, violets are blue, i got a boner, from looking at you

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

Yo mama's so fat she threw a rock at the ground and missed.

Your mamma so fat she bungie jumped straight to hell

What did the muslim do at the airport? He bought a ticket to New York and proceeded to fly there to mourn his brother who was killed during the terrorist attacks on 9/11.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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