Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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9/11 my birthday

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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What did the dog say to the rabbit? I quite liked Prince's first album.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Well, it all depends on the size of the bathtub.

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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An African-American is like a hammer. It can't be trusted in the hands of women.

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Roses are red,violets are blue,hit me once I will break you to Roses are red,violets are blue,I will kick your ass, as hard as to

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What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

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What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

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A clown walks into a bar and orders a pie. After about 2 minutes, the bartender gives him a pie. Later, a blonde walks into a bar and orders a cake. After about 1 minute, the bartender gives her a cake. Then a dog walks into a bar. It doesn't order anything because it's a dog.

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Why did blonde drown? As a child a child she never learned to swim since she did not enjoy swimming.

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Why was 95 lb jack able to chug so fast? Because he is a diabetic

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

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Knock Knock? Come in.

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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civil rights

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Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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