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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do Barney and a butchers knife have in common? One of them is purple

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Jacob Mckeand licks his gooch everynight. Some nights he even covers it in maple syrup. 'mmmmm' he thinks to himself as he licks his 7 inch gooch up and down.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her many times in the ear with a fork......Then finsih her off with a spoon. No knives those hurts

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

Two muffins are sitting on a counter. One muffin says to the other "hello." The other muffin says "Oh my god a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

2 black guys, a colombian guy and a white girl are sitting at a bar. They are friends.

Why was chuck norris the anti christ? Christianity was being threatened....

Why did the man smell bad? He had not showered for several days

Knock Knock Who's there? You have AIDS.

What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

What did the man say after jumping into a well? He didn't say anything because he died instantly after jumping head first into a dry, 20 foot well. His family mourned for three days.

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