Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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Why was Helen Keller's leg yellow? Because her dog was blind too.

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What did the frog say when it was attacked? Ribbit.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

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What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Two peanuts were walking down the street..........pepper.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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Whats worse than a mother of 3 children, jumping off a bridge, smashing into the metal roof of a large car and dieing on impact? A mother of 3 children jumping off a bridge, smashes into the metal roof of a large car, survives,, becomes paralyzed, and has to explain to her children, why she is in a wheel chair for the rest of her life.

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What do you call a german soldier? A Nazi

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What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

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What do you call a murderer who killed a black man. kkk

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i punched my mother in the face once she cried

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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9/11 my birthday

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How did the Mexican get into the united States of America? He was an american citizen, just of mexican descent.

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What's so similar about a zombie and a black man? They are both almost human.

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Me: "If I had Alzheimers, I would break down into tears." Friend: "Why, you would forget why you were crying..." Me: "Who are you again?"

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Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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Q:why did the guy go to the doctor? A:I dunno, he must have gone for a good reason

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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