dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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My math homework brings all the asians to the yard and their like it wasent that hard and their like it wasent that hard. comment what song it is like.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

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What does a homeless man get for Christmas? A gun to kill himself with

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golf is so gay i mean look at what they name the different clubs 3 wood 4 wood 5 wood 6 wood just give it a beat and you got a catchy song

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What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

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Q: What do you get when you mix root beer with a cloud? A: Nothing, you idiot.

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Why didn't the lawyer submit the car accident he endured to his local courthouse? He was dying of internal brain damage from the shards of glass lodged in his brain from flying through the windshield.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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How many dead babies can you fit in an oven? Depends on if you put them in the blender first.

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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What did the the water hose say to the man? Nothing, but the sight of water made the man thirsty and he drank to excess and died from dilution of his blood.

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A jewish boy walks past a quarter on the ground..

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Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

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What's worse than getting dumped? Heart Failure.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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What is worse than the holocaust paying taxes

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Why can't Benitio Mussolini win the war? Becuase he's dead.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What colour is a black man in a freezer black

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