- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? Cancer

Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

person 1. Did you here about the black guy who went to college? person 2.no person 1. either have i whats ironic is that they are both black

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

What did the coat say to the dog? Nothing, the coat was inanimate

A kid goes into the ocean on a boogyboard and then gets eaten by a shark because the shark thought he was a seal.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What's worse than carrying a heavy suitcase? Poisoning children.

Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

What's tall black and has curly hair? A black guy

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

there's a few black guys in a car, who's driving? their dad because they're kids

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

why does chuck norris not have a middle name? because his parents didn't want him to have one.

Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels.

Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

A child walks into a bar. He finds to find his dad passed out in his vomit, the bartender realizes the dad left the kid in the car, and he is arrested. The kid grows up traumatized by the experience, and becomes a substance abuser just like his dad.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

once upon a time there was a chicken, it crossed a road however unlikely this chicken has become famed for its crossing and will be hailed for eternity. through the chickens actions thus the first anti joke was born

Horse walks into a bar and the bartender says why the long face. The horse unable to understand English shits on the floor and leaves

your friend is so gay that he cuts of dicks as his part time job. and enjoys it.

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