What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Whats worse then sneezing on someone? sneeze on someone and find out

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Do you know what would happen if Hitler was still alive today. Nothing he's not.

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Why couldn't Gladice get out of bed? Because she was dead!

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Why did the man open up a umbrella? Because it was raining..

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Donald Trump

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Why did the man steal the little girl? He didn't. She was his daughter and they were driving home after picking up the groceries.

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What do you call a middle-eastern man flying a plane? A pilot

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What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

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Roses are red, Violets are red, I stabbed someone in my garden, There's blood everywhere

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A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are running from the police. The police catch them, and they are sentenced to jail.

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What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a larger worm in your apple.

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What's the difference between a Jew and an apple? One of them is a fruit, and the other is not.

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What do you do if you see a Mexican riding a bike? Say "Hello." It is polite.

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Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

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What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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Whats sadder than 20 dead babies nailed to a tree? The Parents...

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What is red and fluffy?... Your teddy bear covered in blood...

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Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

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Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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