Why did the babysitter only get paid 50 cents for a whole day. Because he was a 6 foot mexican.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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like if your cool

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was going to meet up with his friend who happened to be Irish.

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A blond is on her way driving to the airport when she sees the sign "Airport left." She made a left turn and got to her flight on time.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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Q: what's worse than getting the flu? A: getting cancer

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Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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One time, I saw this guy on stilts and thought it would be hilarious if someone pushed him over. Then some guy pushed him over and broke his neck.

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Whats green has 4 legs and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree??? A pool table.....

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

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An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Hello

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

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What do you call a black person who flies a plane? A pilot.. You racist bastard.

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What's the difference between a red shirt and a blue shirt? one is red and one is blue

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