A man walks into a bar, I forget the rest of this joke and your mother's a whore.

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What did the black man say after he swallowed the bicycle? He didn't say anything. Swallowing a bicycle is physically impossible.

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What did spongebob say to patrick? Im ready! im ready!

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Knock Knock Whos There? I'p I'p who? HAHAHAHA

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penis likes vagina cuz its straight (get it?? it has an erection!!!!!!)

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There is an American, a Mexican, and a Muslim on a plane They give the American the 1 parachute and the Mexican and the north koreon explode

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What's long and black? A long and black object.

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write I if you think we should all yell A when dylan says orange.

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What did chris say? Nothing, bushes cant talk!

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what did the dog say to the cat nothing because dogs can`t talk and if they could talk the cat wouldn`t understand him because cats can`t talk

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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- Helen Keller

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Roses are red, Violets are glorious, Don't try to surprise Oscar Pistorius.

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How do you make a baby cry Throw a brick at its face

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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A rapist, black guy, and a homophob walk into a bar and the bartender says nice game last night kobe.

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What time is it in China right now? I have no idea, it would depend on when you are reading this. Perhaps you should look at a world clock, watch, or some other sort of time-telling device rather than humorous website. Its purpose is not to tell time. However, there are many other places for this. Good luck surfing the web, friend. I have aided you the best that I can. I only hope that you will find what you are looking for.

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Don't read this or I'll be angry ...…...... Darn you...

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What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

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What starts with "F" and ends with "UCK"? Fuck.

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Why was the baby crying? Because he was tied to a railroad track. How did the baby die? He had a bomb strapped to him. How did the bomb explode? It got ran over by a train.

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What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

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why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

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1 little monkey jumping on the bed, he fell off and hit his head. Momma called the doctor and the doctor said, "Your son died of a concussion."

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