Knock Knock... Who's there? Nine... Nine who? Nine Eleven.

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why didn't sue come to her son's baseball game? because he doesn't play baseball, he lost his arms in a horrible plane crash. besides, sue died in that accident anyway.

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Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a pelican? 28, because elephants have 4 legs.

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What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

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I'm schizophrenic and so am I. I also happen suffer from multiple personality disorder. Schizophrenia refers to separation of mental functions, manifesting in anti-social behavior and delusions, and is unrelated to the separate disorder of dissociative identity disorder, popularly known as multiple personality disorder, characterized by at least two distinct and enduring identities and dissociated personality states. Both are crippling to normal behavior and function due to lack of public awareness and funding. Now get out of our ghost train or we'll cut you.

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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a black guy a white guy and a spanish guy walk into a bar, after they left the bar they became good friends despite thier differences.

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how to name your chinese kid. throw a spoon dow the stairs

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone!

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If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

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while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

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No smoking No eating No drinking On this bus Didn't say anything about sniffing

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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