- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did one butthole say to the other butthole? I'm actually not sure. I wasn't there when he said it.

why did the black man start crying? because his ancestors were treated horribly

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

What's the difference between a Gay Man and a Straight Woman? Anatomy.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

A muslim walks into a gun shop

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What did the five fingers say to the face? Nothing. Fingers cannot talk.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

What did the jew say to hitler? SURPRISE!! IM YOUR NEW DADDY

What did one fetus say to they other fetus? Nothing they were aborted.

What has two legs but can't walk A paraplegic

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

Two Mice are sitting on a bridge , one falls down an the other is named Charlotte

Why was the truck making noises? It was backing up.

Charlie, Charlie the drunk guinea pig! OUR BEST FRIEND!!! Angel Charlie: I'm already dead yah poof!!! Butt cancer killed me.....

Why did the woman not wear a bra? Because she had breast cancer and got a double mastectomy.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

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