- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

Did you know, every time you close your eyes, a ghost appears. Once you open your eyes it disappears. PROVE I'M WRONG!?

Everyone believes in something. If you believe "you'll have another drink," you may be an alcoholic.

Roses are red, violets are blue, my name is cartman, kyle you're a jew

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

An alligator crawled into a bar Animal control is promptly called and he is released in a nearby lake

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

Why aren't there any painkillers in the jungle? because of the unethical and unscrupulous practices of big pharma

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up? She had no legs.

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

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Why is Timmy afraid of x-rays? The last time Timmy had an x-ray, the radiation was too much for him, giving him terminal cancer, which also explains why he will die in the next 24 hours.

What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

Why did the man walk into a bar? Coz he felt like it.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

Your mama so fat she often lays awake at night wondering if you father is happy with their sex life. He isn't.

What is blue and has wheels? Grass- I lied about the colour and the wheels.

A classic (apologies if it's been posted before): A woman was riding the bus home after a day of shopping. Suddenly she jumped up, shouting "may aspirins! My aspirins!" The driver replied: "You probably left them on the counter at the drugstore."

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

why wouldn't the man's car work? because it was broken.

Why don't birds cry when they get hurt, lose a loved one, or watch opera? How the f*** should I know.

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