What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

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Little molly says she wants to have a baby when she grows up because her little baby brother died of ta-sacs 6 months after birth.

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How many mentally challenged beings does it take to screw in a light bulb? Well one couldn't do it so adding more to the equation will only make it worse sir.

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my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

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What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

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A horse walks into a bar, the bar tender says" why the long face". The horse, unable to comprehend English just shits on the floor and leaves

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Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

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How can you tell if a duck is under your bed? Look under your bed

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A apple a day keeps gramar away.

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Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

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Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

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HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

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if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

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What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

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Q: Why did princess Diana crops the road? A: Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt

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Knock knock, Who's there? Justin Bieber, LEAVE!

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If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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What is worse than ten dead babies nailed to a tree? The holocaust.

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Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

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When my parents said that they chucked a flipper baby into the Atlantic ocean I assumed a baby seal, I later found out that happened to my disabled brother.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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