How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? -250.

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Why did the man eat the cat? I don't remember the punchline, but trust me it was hilarious.

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What's the difference between a black man and a Ginger? Their pigmentation.

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What do you call a pig that knows karate? A pig, because even if a pig could learn karate its still a pig.

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why did the boy fall off his bike? because his mum through a fridge at him

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

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why did so many people die in the typhoon in the Philippines because they had to finish there math homework

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Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

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A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

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What did the lawyer name is daughter? Caroline, in honor of his grandmother who died in THe Holocaust.

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Why did the Nun refude to say Thank You Father? Because she was raped by her father as a child.

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roses are red violets are blue maskrosor are gula

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How do you get a baby to stop crying? Hit it with a brick.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he had legs.

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what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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A Jewish man answered his phone one day. The man on the line said he'd kill him and all his family. The Jewish man then hung up the phone and resumed his everyday life.

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Remember that comic blooper? Captain America fighting some dude: Okay buster only one of us is getting out of here alive! Next panel: Captain is kicking his foe and yelling AND IT WONT BE MEEEEEEEE! ...

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? He is short and finds it difficult getting from place to place.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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