- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the hand say to the face? Nothing because body parts cannot speak.

Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

Yo Mama is so fat that she should probably make an appointment with a bariatric surgeon.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

What do you call a black person who puts out fires? a firefighter

What is a pedophile's favorite thing about twenty-six year olds? There are 20 of them.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why did the boy fall off the purple cliff? Because someone cut of his legs and arms and threw him off.

how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

A paralyzed person walks into a bar.

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Why did the young girl fall off of the swing set? Because a man came up behind her and pushed her. He then picked her up, brought her home and fed her a nice three course meal and put her to bed. When she woke up she snuck out of the house and alerted the police.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

You grand mothers so old she going to die soon.

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

What did the jewish man say to the Irish guy at the bar? Are you Irish?

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

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