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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I know you are but what am I? Gay.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What's funny about four black guys driving off a cliff in a Cadillac? They were my friends...

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

Why couldn't Danny learn the alphabet? Because a man of forty was staring at him in a very peculiar way and Danny found it very difficult to concentrate.

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

School is like a boner. It is long and hard unless your asian.

A drunkard walked into a bar, and up to the bartender. He proceeded to the until he **. I proceeded to break down in immense frustration over censorship.

Why was the trash man feeling sad about his life? Because he had a mild case of depression to which his doctor recommended taking antidepressant pills.

Knock Knock "Who's there?" "This is Frank from Walside Windows just wondering if you wou..." (Door Slams Shut) "Damn those people are annoying"..

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

A black guy and a jew walk into a country club, within minutes, they are told to leave and never come back in order to avoid being contaminated by the radioactive waste left by a landfill company cutting corners in safety regulations

What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff. What's green and fluffy? Green fluff. What's red and fluffy? A kitten that got hit by a truck.

What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

What did Stephen Hawking say after he scaled Mount Everest? Yay!

What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

Whats the difference between a jew and firewood? Firewood is meant to be burned in a stove or firepit while jews are functioning members of society.

knock knock who's there a tiger Alex proceeds to walk away as there is a tiger at his front door. he then calls the police because of the potential danger. the animal control then apprehends the animal and takes it to an enclosure

What do you call a man who's being followed by 18 black guys? Dave, he's going to work and is stuck in traffic

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