- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

What happened to the couple that got married? They went on their honeymoon.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender says what will it be? The duck replies "lemonade!"

why did the snow man die? Actually it is impossible because it was an inanimate object.

Knock Knock Fuck off. I am new here. I do not know anyone here.

What is the difference between a baleen whale and a black guy? One speaks and one says EEEEEEERRRROOOOOWWOWOWOWOOWRR!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Probably "Look out for that car," but since he has been deaf since the age of 7, his verbal skills are tenuous at best.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

You know what he said? How did you know what he said?

Why did the virgin masturbate until his hand was raw? He didn't have lotion.

What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

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