What did the dinosaur say to the human? For one, dinosaur's don't talk. And two, humans were not roaming the Earth during this time.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

What did the cat say to the dog? Miaow. What did the dog say to the cat? Miaow.

You know what's funny? Rape

- How do you save a black man from drowning? - I don't know - Good!

How do you starve a Mexican? You stick him in a secure room and deprive him of food resources

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

An asian man walks into a bar and lights a cigarette. He is politely asked to leave due to smoking being prohibited indoors.

How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

What did a Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know, I don't speak Chinese.

Why was Joe lying on the ground? Because he got shot.

Yes you better be sorry, I'm gonna suck my mums p e n i s tonight! - Dylan Hodge

Why did the little girl drop her balloon? Because she was getting raped in the face.

If polar bears were pink they'd be very easy to find

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

Communism hehe xd

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

In class a teacher said "Stand up if you think you'r stupid" A kid stands and the teacher ask why? The kid said: "Oh I thought it'd be a bit fair since your standing up.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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