- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

News of the day - David gives back 2 pounds to someone. The police, as he stole from a old nana to pay for a toothbrush

Why did billy have a frog stapled to his face? Because he was having a bad day.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

A horse walks into a bar, the bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse being a horse and doesnt understand english is confused and scared by its surroundings it gallops away knocking over a few tables.

your mom is so fat, that your father is no longer attracted to her and it is tearing your family apart.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

What do you call a smelly black person? An African american with poor hygiene

So a man walks into a bar, And because he is dressed in such a way that was thought of as threatening to the general safety of the highly valued customers, he is shot eight times in the head.

Q: How do you wake up Lady Gaga? A: You murder her friends and family.

What did the black guy get on the SATs? Who knows, that isn't a specific person

What's the difference between ten dead babies and a Ferrari. A Ferrari isn't in my garage.

An Irish man, an English man, and a Scottish man are standing on the edge of a cliff. The English man and the Scottish man both fall of. The Irish man calls the authorities to alert them of this tragic misfortune.

why was the postman sad? because ran over a small child with his truck

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

2 penguins in a tub. one looks to the other an says, "pass the bar of soap." the other looks at him.."what do you think i am, a typewriter?"

Whats worse than losing your keys? Your entire family dying in a preventable house fire.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

why did the man cross the rode? He didn't he got hit by a bus

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