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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Man goes to the doctors, says doctor, im depressed. ive tried everything but i just cant see the bright side of life anymore, it seems empty to me, like theres no point in existing. The doctor certifies the man as clinically depressed and alerts the relevant authorities.

A baby is cold and won't drink it's milk It's dead

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

What did the black guy do in the hood? walked down the street, bought the paper and watched Letterman.

why did the blond get and abortion? because she was forcefully raped by her 42 year old boy friend and felt she could not raise a child on her own.

What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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yo momma so fat, Bob's furniture store is having a sale on wednesday at 5:00.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

So a Buddhist said, "YOLO." ._.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

A man walked in to a store and asked for four candles. The storeman brought some fork handles and placed them on the counter. The customer said "No... 'Four Candles' a rather amusing sketch performed by The Two Ronnies, a comedy double act in the 1970s."

Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

A man with ADD walks into a bar. He then.......Damn Nature, you scary!

why did the jockey lose the horse race? he mistook his horse for Sara Jessica Parker

Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

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