Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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whats the point of anti jokes? A: the point that it is no point

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Did you hear about the man with the bicycle? He was 2 tired.

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I dyed my armpit hair blue yesterday because I wanted to start a new trend. My boyfriend later broke up with me.

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What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

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What is an offensive way to refer to black people from the time of the Flint Stones? Niggers

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? dead parents.

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Q: what did the emo girl use to check her email? A: A computer.

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Why did the german killed the jew? Because he was nazi.

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Whats SxB-Tin+Shack+b= SB FUCKING B

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Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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How do you keep a dummy in suspense for 24 hours? Tell him his wife suffered from a severe concussion and that he'll have to wait until morning to see if she's okay

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Incidentally,on the subject of friends, when do you actually classify someone as a friend? Is it: When you have been to each others' house; When you have had an intelligent conversation more than once; When you have stayed for dinner; Or perhaps simply when each has decided that the other is worth the air that they breathe? [L]

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Q: How do you make a fireman cry?? A: Drown his wife

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Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

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What happened to the black man when he was hit by a truck? He died.

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Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

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how do u get the baby to stop choking? take ur dick out of its mouth!!!

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Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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