i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

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did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

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an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

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Jemal picks 3 apples. He eats two of them, and then picks 3 more. What color was Jamal?

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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there are three types of people in this world, those who can't count, and those who can. STFU, you corny loser

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

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Knock Knock Who's There? Im Black Im Black Who Open The Door Now Pancakes Granted

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Why does Magic Johnson have to use extra-large condoms? Because he's got a giant dick and HIV.

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A boy with one arm walks into a rock climbing facility and quickly realizes that his dream of being a rock climber is impossible because he is blind.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

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What do you get for the man that has everything already? Another one.

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Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

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Two pen state administrators walk into a butt

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-Why was six afraid of seven? -Because seven's a rapist

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What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Q: Why did Robin Williams kill himself? A: Because he was jealous of all the attention that Phillip Seymour Hoffman was getting.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because they're extinct.

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A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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