So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

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Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

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Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

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why did the elephant cross the road? it was the chickens day off.

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Why did Jack like oranges? - Penis

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when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

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Q. What is the worlds biggest lie A. I have read and agree to the terms of service ?

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Why doesn't a ducks quack echo? Actually, it does, but the echo is imperceptible to human ears.

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What do you call it when a black guy is talking to a white guy? A conversation.

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How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

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This is an anti-joke.

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What did the child get from there parent on Christmas? Nothing. He's an orphan.

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What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

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A man walks to his coathanger and shouts: "I AM GOING TO THE STORE!" his wife says not to because the Rapist 'Eggman' was out again. He says he will be careful. On his way to the store, he hears "They are the Eggmen, I am the Eggen-" but the man shouts "AND I'M THE WALRUS, SO SHUT UP AND GET OUTTA MY FACE OR I'LL KOO-KOO KOO-JOOB YOU AND YOUR CHILDREN!" Rapist and the singer became friends and found two more from Liverpool who were excellent musicians. They formed the band 'The Beatles'. The Eggman shot the Walrus in 1980 after the band's breakup.

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what did one apple say to another apple nothing apples cant talk

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why couldn't the girl make her bed? she is homeless.

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Q. what tall and looks like a jew? A.TODD

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Knock knock Who's there It's a policeman informing you that your parents have been killed in a car crash. Your Dad, who has been struggling with substance abuse and depression, found out his wife had been cheating on him, and in a drunken rage, wrapped the car around a tree.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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