- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

Why doesn't Julius Caesar answer his cell phone? Because he's DEAD.

Q: What did the doctor say to his wife? A: Penis.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

Q. What did the chinease man say when he got flattened by a plane? A. Nothing, he died instantly.

how do you confuse a blonde do nothing

What did the slutty blonde get her boyfriend for Valentine's Day? Nothing because she had died of AIDS months ago.

guess what? bannanas

Your mama is so fat, we are all severely concerned for her health

What day is it today? Today. Thank you. You're welcome.

What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

You can pick your friends you can pick your nose but you cant pick your friends nose.

What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

Why did the young boy hit the other young boy? Because the other young boy was bullying his friend and he thought it was time he should stand up for himself and take control of the situation.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Only one, but he may forget to finish the task due to his Alzheimer's.

Little Johnny walked into class one day. The teacher announced their would be a pop-quiz on the declaration of independence. Johnny passed. (ic3)

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

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