- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding out your husbands gay...........finding out he's gay with your brother"

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

You tell me. I have amnesia.

what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

What did one duck say to the other duck? Quack.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

whats the same between a mouse and an elephant? They are both small except for the elephant

whats worse than getting killed by a random tomahawk in COD mostly anything because COD is only a video game

The stone said to tree I wanna be car the tree replied you cant be a car. Forever a stone

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What did the Rabbi get for Christmas? Nothing because as you know Rabbi's are members of the Jewish community and therefore don't celebrate Christmas.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

your mom's so fat that even the biggest case of cancer couldn't brake through her flubber its so big

Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

Why does Chuck Norris own a can named Chuck Norris? because he is self-centered due to all the attention payed to him for virtually no reason at all.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

How do you stop a baby from crawling circles? You nail it's other hand to the floor too

How do you kill a blue elephant? Shoot it with a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a pink elephant? Hold it's nose until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house... Knock, knock Who's there? The chicken.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Q. Why was the little boy sad? A. He had a frog stapled to his face.

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