There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

Why can't bob fix it? I through a frige at him.he died.

roses are red, violets are blue, im a bad poet, text me. LMFAO

What did the empty bar stool say to the one next to him? "You look like you have a lot on your shoulders!"

How do you kill a priest? Shoot him in the forehead.

Out of Jill, Jason, Jesse, Jane and Harold, which one is the odd one out? Jason, because he only has one arm.

How many Jews does it take to change a light bulb? Three. One to change the light bulb and two to file a lawsuit.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

steven hawking walks into a bar

If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

Q: When did the man realize it was 5:00am? A: When it became 5:00am.

What do you get if you put a baby in a blender? An Erection

knock knock who's there ?

If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

whats funnier than throwing a baby off a cliff cathcing him at the bottom with a pitch fork

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

Knock knock Who's there? John Oh hello John come on in mate.

Hook a finger from each hand in your mouth, now pull so your lips are tight and try to say "I was born on a pirate ship" I'm sorry, I can hardly understand you.

Ice cream rules kids are great how thinks of this? Michael Jackson

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

If you want to make the little things count, teach midgets maths!

What's worse than requesting a three-some to your in-laws? Forgetting to suggest that they me too fragile and disabled, resulting in one of their limbs breaking.

Anti Joke

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