- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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What did the alchoholic get for his birthday? Nothing. His alchohol abuse split up is family and now he is alone.

Your momma's so obnoxious, your dad left.

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

What's green, has four legs and falls from trees? A praying mantis that lost a battle and had it's frongt two legs removed causing it to lose balance and gripand plumet groundward from the tree.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

why was the albino black crying? because all babies cry you racist

What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Unfortunate

Who's gay? Justin Beaver

What do the holocaust and new born babies have in common? Nothing. Except some babies are born in Germany.

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Your mama's so fat.... Her cerial bowl came with a lifeguard

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q.If your have $6.00 and I have a hair cut, how many donkeys are in the paddock? A. Aliens with a hat????????????

What did the Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I don't know. I can't speak Chinese.

Everyone is equal. It doesn't matter if you're black, red, yellow, brown, or normal.

A little girl meets a homeless guy named Ian McDermott in downtown Atlanta She then screams stranger danger and a nearby policeman comes and arrests the man.

How many lesbians did Tiger Woods bang? None, his standards are much higher than that

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