- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock whos there? aids aids who? aids aids who? i dont go away

A man walks into a dairy. Most people will not get this as it is cultural slang and they will think it is referring to dairy products.Oh well. This was going to be a good joke.

what happened when the shoe turned into a shoe.......... nothing, it was a raisin

Why isn't Billy Mays on TV anymore? Beacause Billy Mays was in a tradgic accident where a bowling ball fell on his head, and a couple days later he died of head trama. His family can't bear to hear his voice anymore.

What doesn't kill you leaves you in a coma.

Knock Knock whose there your parents your parents who your parents just got malled by a hobo with an axe.

-I have an idea! Let's play twenty questions! -Alright! But i have to warn u I have piss running down my leg

your in court a woman police officer says anything you say can and will be held against you. the man replies titty

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

what happened when Bob told a joke? Joe laughed.

why does the pie have apples in it? it was apple pie.

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why is 6 so afraid of 7? Because 7 was a registered six offender.

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

Why would you kill a black man? Well, murderers have different motives, the most common of these are revenge or a psychological illness.

What's gay and Jewish? Henry Shine

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

Q: why did the chicken cross the road A: you are adopted

Why do blondes where knickers? to keep their ankles warm

What's worse than one cat stuck in a tree? Getting raped

What's fat and round and has a ballsack nose? Mr Chicken

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