chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

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Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

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Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

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What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

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i saw amango it splootered

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

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Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Two horses were in a field. One said "this is a good place to hide". The other said, "well, let's hope they don't Findus here!"

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A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

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What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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roses are red that fact is true but violets are violet not fu***** blue

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Our societal waste doesn't deserve to be called a group. They fail to organize themselves and lack the intelligence to support themselves. Let's call them a collective. Similar to dust, or smarter than them, bacteria.

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Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

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Why couldn't the baby play with the blocks? It died during birth.

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What happened when the black man tried to cross the road Nothin. He tripped on a bug trying to get on the edge

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

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