Do they censor Ass? TESTING TESTING ASS ASS ASS

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They found Michael Jackson dead in his house and found Madeleine McAnn in the cupboard 8P

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(two firefighters are climbing an undersea mountain in Brazil) Why do elephants fear the natural causes of silver icecream cones? Because the cars in the parking garage jump the moon while doing jumping jacks.

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How do you call the uncle who molested you as a child? More than likely with a telephone.

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Q: what happens when Justin Bieber walks into bar? A: three things, blood on the bar floor, another vister at the celebrity hospital, and Justin Bieber with knifes and darts stuck in his chest!

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A polish guy Is sick of being made fun of for his ethnicity, so he decides that he is going to act Italian thinking that no one makes fun of Italians. He stays home for weeks to practice this and one day walks out, up to a store and says"eh, get me some lasagna and zucchini !" the man at the store asks if he's polish.

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Why did the black man cross the road? To escape from his owner.

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Why are women bad drivers? -There are no roads in between the bedroom and the kitchen.

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What do you call a cow painted in red a cat ( PS : i lied about the cow + the paint ! )

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what do you make if you get a cow, then kill it. ...Steak

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An Ethiopian fell into an alligator infested river. He ate 7 of them before he got out.

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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A black guy stands outside the Tigers stadium with a cigar and tries to sell tickets... noone buys them... I have a comlplete raging boner and I'm gonna go beat off!

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What do you call someone trying to be funny? An anti-comedian.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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if you want to see somthing funny, throw a small child imbertween two catholic priests!

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Whats the difference between a boy scout and a jew? A boy scout gets to come home after camp.

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What did the doctor say to the person who is suffering from obesity? Run fatass Run

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50 gay man and a homophobe are in a nightclub in Florida ...you know how the rest goes.

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I once duped this chick with a parrot. Crazy thing wouldn't shut up. The parrot was pretty cool

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Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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Two black guys were walking down a street to meet up a local drug dealer. Turns out the black guys were undercover cops who arrested the drug dealer and both recieved awards for finding the criminal.

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, it got hit by a truck.

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