salad days!

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

What Did Sally Get For Christmas? A Bicycle

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

Excuse me sir, do you know where I can find the restroom? I don't know, I'm sorry.

How do you get a person to jump off a cliff? You push them.

''I went to the zoo the other day, there was only one dog in it, it was a shitzu.''

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Yo mumma so poor that she dosent have any money

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Roses are red,I love the walking dead,but if they kill off Darrell ill watch glee instead

knock knock - whos there whos there -"im confused" try it on someone

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

What's the difference between a bench and a black guy? A bench can support a family

A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

Why don't sharks attack lawyers? Professional Courtesy

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