- Anti Joke

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

An irishman walks into a bar and drinks 6 pints of guiness. He then drives himself home and savagely beats his wife and children.

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

What is the worst joke ever? This one.

What do black people do with M&Ms? They eat them.

If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

What did Elmer Fudd say when Bugs Bunny got away again? "Oh, dat dawn wabbit, I'ww get it some day".

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Roses are red, violets blue, um... that's all i got.

Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

roses are red violets are blue you smell like poo I F*****G HATE YOU!

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes