- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so a moose walks into a super market and asked the lady where can I find the potatoes the lady says isle five so the moose goes to isle five and there aint no potatoes.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Want to here a joke? Me to...

. . I am a whale

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

How do you piss off a redneck? You wait until he is done fucking his sister and then you steal his truck.

How many easily offended people does it take to change a light bulb? Shut up, that's not funny!

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A penguin is walking through the snow, and comes across a polar bear with a hat on. He stops and stares at the polar bear for a second and then compliments the polar bear on his hat. The polar bear smiles and promptly consumes the penguin, build up a fat layer for the coming Winter.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

roses are red voliets are blue u actule thought i would cry over you!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

A horse walks into a bar. Just kidding, it's a panda.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

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