A dancer walks into a barre

Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

Wat did the man say to the other man when they were alone. We dont know. They were alone.

Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

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A blond, burnette, and red head walk into a bar. They sit together and enjoy a few drinks while catching up on eachother's lives.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

A man walks into a bar. He bumps his head on the iron and has headaches for a week.

What is white and can't climb trees? Toothpaste.

Life is confusing. Really how so? He just walked up to me five minutes ago with a pair of socks taped on both sides of his face saying humanity is screwed and ran off after peeing on my carpet.

How did the chicken cross the road? Assuming the vehicles yielded to the chicken, it looked both directions before crossing then proceded across the street while staying between the crosswalk lines until it had reached the other side of the road.

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

why was 9 afraid of 6 ? because it made her pregnant

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

What did John say to Tim Hi I'm John

Q: What did osama bin laden say to the worker behind the gas station counter? A: May I buy this bag of chips?

Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

Why did two girls need one cup? they didnt feel like washing an extra dish to drink their coca cola

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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