If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Peer pressure

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How do you fit 10 babies in a bowl? With a blender. How do you get them out of the bowl? You don't, you've already been arrested for multiple cases of infanticide.

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What do you can an astronaut with an apple? Never mind, I have a boner.

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What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

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what is the difference between a picture of brooklyn decker and my grandma....i jack off to the picture of my grandma

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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What is brown and smells like sh!t Actual sh!t

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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What happens if you fall of a cliff You die

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

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Why does mcguigan get made fun of ? Because he is gay with Jack Walsh

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Female Orgasms

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Your mom is so fat she decided to get out of bed and exercise because she realized her health would become serious and wanted ot do something about it.

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Yar! What be a pirate's favorite football team? The Steelers. I'm originally from Pittsburgh.

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Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man i a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What did the white man say to the black man that was very interested in the story he had to tell? Cool Story bro, tell it again!

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I took my blind grandmother to the art gallary

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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If you have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, Chuck Norris now has $10.

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You having friends.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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