Two men and a woman go to lunch together at a restaurant in New York City. The first man says, "I'm glad that we're finally doing this." The second man says, "Yeah, me too." The woman concurs.

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Q: What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? A: "Get in the car."

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What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

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Haunnaka in 1940's Germany. six thousand people die. in one minute.

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What's the difference between jumping off of a 2 story building and a 20 story building? You're more likely to die from the latter.

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Does Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance? No, it's a scam.

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you call a middle-aged Polish man on Skype? A lonely man.

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Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

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why didn't the donkey go to the party? Because, unfortunately he did not have the required linguistic skills to communicate with the person inviting. This is obviously dependent on whether the person who invited him was a human, if it was another donkey then perhaps this would of happened. However, this is also very unlikely as donkeys do not have parties or really communicate

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If Bob has 65 sweets and he eats 57 how many does he have? Bob has diabetes. He has high blood sugar, either because the body does not produce enough insulin, or because cells do not respond to the insulin that is produced.

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A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

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why did the boy fall to the ground? He was struck by lightning

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What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

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there were three men in a car, Poop, Shut Up, and Manners. They were driving in a truck when poop fell out of the car. Manners went to get him. Shut Up parked somewhere that he wasn't supposed to so the police man came to him. He asked him what his name was and he said "Shut Up" because that was his name. The police man said "Where are your manners?" then Shut Up said,"He went to go scoop up poop".

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Why did the girls ice cream melt? She was on fire.

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A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

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Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because yo mama so fat and the pig ate my poop

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Because his mum died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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