In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

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Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

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Q. What did the chicken do when it lost its egg? A. It went to go look for it. Q. Why was the chicken scared of the duck? A. Because it was chicken Q.Why can't chickens fly? A. Because they don't want to Q.Why can't chickens swim? A. Because they don't want to Q. Whey do chickens cluck? A. Because they want to Q. Why did the chicken jump on top of a car? A. Because it knows how Q. Why doesn't a chicken have hands? A. Because it's not human Q. What did the chicken dream about? A. Chicken dreams Q. Why was the chicken lost? A. Because it wasn't found Q. Why wasn't the chicken afriad of the dog? A. Because the chicken was blind Q. Why doesn't the chicken know how to drive a car A. Because they don't need to

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Math: "If I have 5 bottles in one hand and 4 in the other, what do I have?" Answer: "An unreasonable amount of bottles to hold in two hands."

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What's bigger than a horse ? An elephant.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

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What did the man say to his wife while having sex? I don't know.

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What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

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Why did Poppy lose at sports day? Because she had a heart attack and died.

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What's black and white and red all over? The Nazi Flag in WW II

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There is a law in california that says that women are not allowed to drive with house coats.

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A child wasn't wearing knee pads when he was skateboarding. He proceeded to fall of his board and break his arm

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What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

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Who's the slut of the alphabet? C.

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Your dad must be a drug dealer because I saw him in your kitchen snorting cocaine

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How do you make a girl scout cry? Kill her family.

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Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

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Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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