Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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what do you call cheese thats not yours? A: stolen cheese.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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Who cured cancer? Not God. What do you think of the almighty now?

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

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Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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roses are red poo is poo

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What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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FIONN'S ECONOMICS GRADE

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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