- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the girl who got an abortion? She got an infection.

Whats the difference between a monkey and another monkey? I dont know google it!

What is brown and green and goes 100 mph? A tree falling down on your house.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream. Because he got hit by a bus

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why was the cookie sad? It had just been eaten and is currently disintegrating in the hydrochloric acid of someones stomach.

Dan walked into a jelly fish

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

what did the boy with cancer want for christmas? a gun

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

The closest I've been to an animal charity was when I walked past it to by myself a fur coat

Q. Why was 6 afraid of 7? A. Because 7 was a scary dude.

An over weight naked black guy walks into a bank and says "give me all your money!"

roses are red, violets are blue, open your legs and give me an hour.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Hello? Prankster: Hello is your regrigerator running? Randomly Dialed Homeowner: Yes... Prankster: Oh good. I was just calling to make sure. Have a good day!

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

Knock knock Who's there? It's me It's me who? It's me who is knocking the door

Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

roses are black violets are black i am blind

Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the baby monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the dead monkey. Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure.

Do you know what my Granddad said to me before he kicked the bucket? He said; how far do you think I could kick this bucket? Then he died.

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