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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

Women outside of the kitchen.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Q what r u eating under there? Aunderwear ewww thats nasty

A guy uses Google locations to find his friend Chuck Norris.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? One is a devotee of the torah, one is a delicious meal.

Why did the computer explode into a million peices? It was thrown off the Empire State building.

A panda , a cheetah, a dog, a spider, and an eagle are in Antarctica.. The eagle looks around at the other baffled animals and says " What is this????? This isn't right! I'm so confused!"

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Why did the midget cross the road? He needed to buy a ladder

Knock knock Who's there Orange and Banana Orange and Banana who? ... The man opened the door and saw a bowl of oranges and bananas.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

i saw amango it splootered

How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why did the chicken cross the road??? Suicide.

A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

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