- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

Man 1: my wife has lovley perfume. She smells like a peppermint cream. Man 2: Yeah, I know, I spent eight hours shagging her last night.

So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

i saw amango it splootered

what happens when chuck norris loses his hokey-bar? your mother

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because, it realized that it was worth something in life, it had a meaning, a purpose, and a right to freedom, to go where it pleased. The chicken's first act of this freedom was to go across the street.

why did the kid burst into flames cause he lit himself on fire

Q: You know what never gets old? A: The kids in a school shooting

Robert Muldoon: "Clever girl..." Velociraptor: "I appreciate your compliment, but I will still eat your face."

What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

A horse walks into the bar and says "why the long face?" The bartender replies "hey! I was supposed to say that!"

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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