There was a papa tomato, a mama tomato, and a baby tomato. Coincidentally, it was also Tuesday.

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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What's the difference between you and a bucket of shit? The bucket and the shit. You're a human being.

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haha women's rights.....what a joke.

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What do a porkchop and a watermelon have in common? They're both edible, organic, and delicious. Also, both are fun to throw at people.

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Whats the difference between a duck? Both legs are of the same length. Especially the left one.

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A grandfather clock fucked my bicycle!

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Roses are red Heres something new Violets are violet not fucking blue

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What's short, ruthless, and asian? Kim Jong Ill

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Orange. Don't be ridiculous. Oranges can't talk.

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What did the doctor say to the other doctor? Nothing. I killed them both with a fire axe and proceeded to kill all the patients in the hospital.

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How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

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Whats Worse that 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 Baby stapled to 10 trees

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What do you call a black guy in a Walmart? A customer. You prejudice dullard!

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Why doesn't Caillou have hair? Because he has cancer.

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How do you get down from a horse?? You don't... You get down from a duck.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Why did Jimmy fall of a building without a paracute? Because he lost a bet.

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What's small, black and at the top of a burning building? Oh shit - I forgot my baby

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Why did the boy get and iphone? It was his birthday

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What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

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