How do you acquire a bomb? Go to the bomb store.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

A blonde takes a test. She scores higher than her Asian friend.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not your grandma! Cause she's dead! Come to the funeral

A man walks into a bar, orders a drink, drinks it, and leaves.

What did the blind man say to the mentally challenged man when he bumped into him? Watch where you're going, retard.

What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

What did the black police officer say to the white police officer? We just got a call in. Four dead children were found in an alley behind a mall.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

Is this the Krusty Krab? Yes.

What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

Why did the chicken get hit by a bus? He tried to cross the road.

I'm sorry but your child seems to have fractured his spinal column and can no longer control any part of his body below his neck.

What is a 3 legged dog? It's still a dog! Sheesh

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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