Doctor: Why the long face? Elephant Man: That's not my face that's a tumor.

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What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

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Whats Brown and Sticky A) a stick

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Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus Knock Knock Who's there? Not Jimmy -thatcooltyguy

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

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What goes in dry and comes out wet and sticky? Bubble Gum

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roses are black violets are black i am blind

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Steve asks Dave if he likes fish sticks. Dave says yes. Steve asks Dave if he likes to put fish sticks in his mouth. Dave says yes again. They both agree to buy some, prepare them, and eat them, as fish stick are tasty, convenient, and mildly nutritious.

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The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

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There was an apartment. At the bottom level lived a white family, The 2nd level, there was a mexican family, and the 3rd level, there was a Black family. Someone blew up the apartment with a bomb, WHO SURVIVED? The white family, because the parent were at work and the kids were at school.

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Q: What did the black kid get for Chirstmas? A: Your bike

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How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why is six afraid of seven? SE7EN!

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whats small and blue? a suffocated baby

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

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What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a Pig? One makes bacon when smoked.

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Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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how do you get a dog to stop barking? you hit it with a stick.

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Why did the middle-aged lady have a heart attack? Years of heavy smoking, alcohol abuse and lack of exercise had taken its toll on her body, causing it to age prematurely. @JWest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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