A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

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A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

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how do you make a cat get out of a tree you shot it

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A horse and a penguin and a kangaroo come into a bar and order drinks from the bartender, who later gets fired for taking acid while working.

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

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if u ever get arrested by cop, just tell the cop this: "No no officer, you got it all wrong. It was only a game. It's called RAPE."

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How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

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a black guy walks into a bar and sits next to a white guy. White guy: "I don't like your kind here". Black guy: "what kind wound that be"? White guy: "the colored kind". The black guy turns away then looks back at the white guy and says", When I'm born I'm black, when I die I'm black, When I'm cold I'm black, and when I'm sick I'm black. You ( to the white guy ) when your born your pink, when you die your blue, when your cold your purple, and when your sick your green and your calling me colored???

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread!

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why did the chicken cross the road it didnt it got eaten

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How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

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What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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What did your Little brother get for Christmas? Lice.

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i saw amango it splootered

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I don't really like holocaust jokes because my grandpa was in it. Yeah he was drunk and fell off his guard tower.

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What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

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Whats faster than a mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike they both taste good

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How many nazis does it take to kill 1.2billion Jews? No one cares anymore it was 60 years ago \(._.\) (/._.)/

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