- Anti Joke

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

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Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

what did the red towel and the blue towel say? Nothing because towels are inanimate objects and therefore can't talk.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

How can you tell the difference between a black guy and a white guy? skin color

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where did Jenny go after the explosion? Everywhere

Why did the man trip over the kitten? He was blind.

why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

What's fat, round and bounces on the ground? A ball. I lied about the fat bit.

What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

whats worse then a child with a dead mom? the baby is still inside.

why was the black guy smelly? because his white friend threw him in a dumpster

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.