- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

How did the mexican die while fixing a lightbulb? He fell off the ladder.

Why did Hitler Commit suicide? Because he was completely depressed and overwhelmed by the fact he had lost World War II.

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why didn't Michael J. Fox feel the Virginia earthquake? He was on vacation in Maui.

There is a tree. its still there. your still reading this, i dont know why, ok im getting sick of writing something that isnt even funny

What's worse than a bad joke? A joke that end's mid sente--

Why did the family sue disney? Because at a meet and greet location mickey mouse shot their youngest in the heart.

Why didnt suzy give mary i high five? because i cut off her hand

How to make deep fried chicken. Step 1: Go to your local swimming pool. Step 2: Throw a dead chicken into the deep end. Step 3: Strike the chicken with lightning. Step 4: Remove your newly fried chicken. Enjoy!

Your big dick.

What did the indian boy say to his friend? He didn't he was too busy studying

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

two peanuts were walking down the street one was assualted

What's the difference between your mom and a table? The table isn't a whore.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

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