womens rights.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his monthly car bill is too freaking high and can't afford to take car to work, where all of his co- workers are waiting to tease him!

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We are both lawyers.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

A man did not like this site

What did the man say when he saw Niagra falls? Nothing, he was blind.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the Mexican cross the road? He was on his way to America Why did the black man cross the road? He was just running to his car you racist.....after he had robbed the bank

A rhinoceros walks into a bar. As it felt threatened by the presence of many humans, the rhino attacks and kills several people with the big horn on its nose.

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Why was the gay man gay? Because he likes touching other guys penises

Why was the woman angry with Santa Claus? Because he kicked her hands.

whats white a smells like paint. whtie paint.

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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