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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are bitches Violets are two, your mother is a bigger bitch then both

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

What do you call someone who explores wild cave systems? A spelunker.

Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

A drunk guy walks into a car

What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

Screw it you write the joke.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead..

A man walks into a bar. Another man becomes the Limbo State Champion.

Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

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