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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Why do dinosaurs have no friends? Because they are all dead

What do you call an elephant in a phone booth? Stuck

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What did the blonde say when she saw a tan button on her calculator? That must mean tangent.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Make hurtful and upsetting remarks about her person.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

What do you call a Mexican with a rubber toe? Rober-to. What do you call a black guy with a big toe? Tobe Bryant

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Chuck Norris once stared in a show called Walker: Texas Ranger.

Q: Why couldn't the blonde add 10 and seven on a calculator? A: She couldn't find the 10 key.

A man goes to the store to buy a kitten. While there, he decides to buy two because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A baby seal walks into a club.

why did the chicken cross the road? because it felt like it!

A horse trots into a bar. He is left with a bump on his head.

How do you tell a clown his fly is open? Say sir your fly is open. Then beat him with a pipe until you cant tell what used to be his face.

What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

Ruebin is Red, Curtis is too. i think i need a sweaty poo

What do you do when you're given a phonebook? You ask for their name.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause Magic Johnson has AIDS

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? It didn't. She didn't have a dog.

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

Why does a woman with a little dark skin and black hair a Native American? Because she smells.

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