A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

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What do you call a lot of Chinese people in a confined place? A Chinese urban center.

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What's the difference between a black person and cancer? If you don't know already, you should really question your countries education system and your parents upbringing.

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whats worth than finding half a dead worm in your apple getting rapped by your step dad

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What do you call a boomerang that doesnt come back? A stick.

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'Knock Knock' "Who's there?" 'Nobody. Your schizophrenia has become so bad you can barely make it through a normal day without emotionally collapsing. Your social life has dissolved into a world of fear, and your personal relationships have crumbled away before your eyes. Major depression and anxiety are eating you away. You have nothing left.'

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Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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Why was the Mexican in the back of a pick up truck? There were not any available seats.

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What did Bob say at Fred's house? "I know where Fred lives."

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Q: How do you turn lights on and off? A: With a switch

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You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

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a guy walks in to a bar in iraq. 10 people died because of it

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A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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Q. What's The Best Thing About Having Sex With Twenty Three Year Old's? A. There are 20 of them...

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What did the spider say to the lobster? Nothing, they are enemies and don't live in the same habitat.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

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What happens when your dog is bad? A crying dog who has to sleep in the BACKYARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Stupid dog....

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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