When is a bus not a bus? When it turns into a street

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lets work together to make all racists jokes in negitives

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

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What haircut did Timmy get at the barbershop? He didn't, he saved money from the barber by going through chemo.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What looks like a smiley face no serously what I want to know

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Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

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Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

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Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

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What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

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What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

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Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? no... Well, It's really nice. :)

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What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

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Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

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What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

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Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

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how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

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What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

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Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

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PICKLES

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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