Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This joke is stupid, Chuck Testa.

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hat did the fridge say to the oven your hot baby \

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why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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(Mortal Kombat Annihilation) Princess Kitana: "Mother, you're alive" Sindel: "Too bad you, will die" (Troll 2) "They're eating her. And then they're gonna me. Oh my gawwwwwwwwd." (The Room) Johnny: I did not hit her, it's not true! It's bullshitt! I did not hit her! [throws water bottle] Johnny: I did *not*. Oh hi, Mark. Mark: Oh, hey Johnny, what's up?

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what happens when you throw a green rock into a yellow pond. it makes a spash.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What's the mosy hardest game in the world? The Impossible Game.

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Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

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What's sad about this man who committed suicide? He forgot to return his rented DVDs.

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who is smarter than a human? a nerd

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How many Polacks does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One. A person's ethnicity or country of origin, or religion for that matter, would have no bearing on one's ability to perform the relatively simple task of installing a light-bulb. Furthermore, there is no reason to use the negative slur 'polack' when referring to a person of Polish descent.

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

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One day, a Hippo was riding a scooter and an ant was sitting on the back seat. Suddenly they meet with an accident. They both fall from the scooter on their heads but only the hippo gets hurt. How??? Because the ant was wearing a helmet.

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Why did the chicken Cross the road? Because a Blackman was chasing his dinner

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whaT DID HEVEN SAY TO THE FRIDGE hAVE YOU GOT A COLD

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

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What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

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What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

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