Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

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A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

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A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

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Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

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What's worse than dropping your loli-pop? The Holocaust

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Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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If a large bear falls out of a tree, why would a giraffe also eat the cheese?

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A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

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This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

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A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

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Q: Were yyoouu talking smack about me? A: what? Q: did i studder? A:yeah you said yyoouu Q: well were ya A: no Q: oh ok.. A: k bye..

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Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your pear.

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Q: what did the man with no eyes get for Chrismas? A: Reading glasses

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How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

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A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

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Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

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A man is eating in a restaurant and says, "Waiter! There's a fly in my soup!" The waiter says, "I'm sorry, can I bring you some salad instead?"

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Roses are grey. Violets are a different shade of grey. Let's go chase cars. -Dog

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Three men are on a plane (note this is a low altitude plane) they're are going on they're 2nd grizzly bear hunting trip in Alaska. they crash into a mountain and all die. except the pilot. he left the wreckage and died from the freezing temperatures of an Alaskan winter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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