- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why was 6 afraid of seven? A:Because seven ate (eight) nine

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

yo mama is so fat, she's obeise

What do Miley and Bill Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man decided it was time to quit his job so he put his 2 weeks in and went to look for another job.

What is the difference between a black baby and a tractor? A tractor is heavy and a baby is not

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Anti Jokes = Drained

Why can't you borrow money from a leprechaun? Because leprechauns don't exist.

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

What does it take to make the best anti-joke ever? not this

the elephant asks the man, " how do u breathe out of that thing?" the man proceeds to explain to the elephant how he breathes out of his nose.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the street? A: Because that was the direction it was headed.

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

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