- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when chuck norris does a pushup, he is tearing the muscles in his biceps, deltoids, core, and triceps in order to make them stronger.

Best reaction to Anti-humor joke me: whats green and has wheels Friend: idk Me: Grass i lied about the wheels Friend:wow dick

How did Moses make his tea? He steeped the tea leaves for around 5 minutes in hot water.

Have you ever watched that show on Lifetime about that woman?

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

A fish walked into a bar. Actually it didn't, since fish can't walk.

whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

Whats the difference between an apple and a chicken? Many, many things

What did the orphan get for christmas? Cancer.

How do you get McFly into a Mini? McFly are a four member band and a mini has four seats so it's actually quite straightforward.

How do you confuse an English Professor? Light your pants on fire and flop around like a fish.

How many babys does it take to paint a wall red? 7 and 24 paint brushes cause babys need do overs

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: This is actually a really good question which leads me to wonder why the farmer let the chicken out in the first place.

What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

What did the baby do when it crossed the rode? It didn't get across it got hit by a car.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

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