- Anti Joke

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

A musician without any music walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Who do you think you are, a hobbit?" The musician without any music says,"yeah" and turns into a hobbit

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was thrown

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's worse than burning your tongue drinking hot chocolate? Being shanked by a homeless man.

Two cows were in a feild, one said "moo" and the other said "i was going to say that!"

why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Q: What does a psychic have in common with a stone? A: The bible decrees that psychics are witches and should be stoned and something topical about the stone.

What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

Why did grandma drop the dish? She had a heart attack and died, falling to the ground and thus bringing the plate with her to the floor.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the crow say do the dead gazelle? - nothing the crow ate it

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

A black guy and a Mexican are sitting in a car who's driving??? The Cops

Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

Knock Knock? Who's there? Doctor Doctor Who? It is a science fiction show about a time traveller

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

you will like this because i am black.