- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Kid One: "Hey, you! Do you know how to spell "I CUP'?" Kid Two: " Sure, F-A-G....G-O-T..." Kid One: ".........."

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

A man drinks a java while using Java His java was hot, making him spill on his laptop Blue screen of death

Yo momma is so fat that....actually she's quite fit and i'd love to take her out on a date.

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

What did the frog say to the goat? Nothing frogs can't talk.

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

Knock Knock! Whos There? Little boy blew! Little boy blew who? Micheal Jackson....

what has fore legs and cant fly a cat you idiot

What's invisible and smells like carrots? Rabbit farts.

What did the college student do during her Spring Break in Mexico? We're not sure, she never came back.

Micael Jackson enters a bar. Everyone screams, and then someone runs over and pulls the cheap mask off the impersonator's face. Michael Jackson IS DEAD, get over it

Knock Knock Whos there 9/11 nine eleven who? You said you would never forget...

djkldfnblfnbofgb

Can Anti-Jokes censor curse-word tenses? Fuck Fucking Fucked Fucks

What do you call a black man, an asian man, and a white man walking down the street? 3 men walking down the street.

Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

What do you call a black person who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

Q How is it Going Patty? A:Hi Patrick hows it going?

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

"Doctor, I seem to have a large horn-like growth protruding from my nose". "Well, yes, that is because you are a rhinoceros".

roses are red violets are blue i have some cheese im going to eat it

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??