What did the chubby, dirty, hobo get for Christmas? Cancer

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knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

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What's worse than holocaust jokes? The Rwandam Genocide.

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so a man walks into a bar...... He has a couple laughs over some drinks then went home.

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What's creepy about a loving couple having sex? I made them do it.

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yo moma so stupid she went to the dentist for a bluetooth.

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Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

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How many black people does it take to screw in a light bulb? one, hes an electrician

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What did the librarian say at the heavy metal concert? Shhhhh

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A Muslim gets off his plane from Saudi Arabia to New York and walks to customs where a TSA agent asks him "what is you business in America?" The Muslim responds "I am here for a vacation". He walks on, and returns home 10 days later.

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So mind telling me why you wont call me? And why, you know... Are you avoiding this condition of yours?

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69.

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What's sweet and tastes like candy? Candy, now get in the van.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

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A man walks into a bar after a hard day of work, and he meets this girl and they really kick it off, so the girl says, "lets go somewhere more, private" and they both go to a more secluded bar that has less decibels of noise.

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An American man and a Chinese man have a conversation. The American man asks the Chinese man after a couple of minutes of speaking, "How long have you lived in the United States?" The Chinese man replies, "I moved to the United States when I was ten years old."

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what would happen if you took all the veins out of your body and laid them out tip to tip? you die

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What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

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What is the hottest day of the week? Wednesday

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What's wore then finding a worm in your apple? Being the only person to survive a plane crash over Alaska, then having to eat your family in order to stay alive waiting for help to come.

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why barack obama sad he realized the 4 trillion dollars of debt wasn't going be solved by borrowing more money

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(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

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But I don't use all those things myself Nero, I do however teach people how to use it.

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