why did little johnny start choking? because somebody shoved a bag down his throat

How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

There's nothing more natural than the coals under the fire...

Why do giraffes have long necks? To connect their bodies to their heads.

Want to hear a joke? No.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

Why was the cat meowing really loud? It was on fire. Why did the cat suddenly stop meowing? It died.

I have existed for over 6000 years and around vi0lating people long before you where ever born kid... You do not believe me you say? friendly r*pist neighbourhood Moral Man: You do not believe me? According to this DNA test... Welcome to papa son/daughter... Its time to make you a man/woman now, and then TIME TO MAKE YOU my BlTCH!

Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

What do you call a person with one eye and no arms? Names.

What do you call a Muslim flying an airplane? A pilot, what did you think it was? F**king Racist dumbass

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at rhyming turd

Q: What do you get if you cross a kangaroo with a sheep? A: A genetic aberration that is an insult to both God and man.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? An X-box, a sweater and some socks.

why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

What happens when a unicorn gets her period? You know it's a girl.

Allah walked into AK Bar

Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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