You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

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Ross Tumilty is gay 8===D

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Why was the asain studing? Because he had a 59 in math and needed a C to tay on the footbal team.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Do you believe in love at first site? Or should I walk by again?

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What's similar between the Alabama Crimson Tide and a maggot? They've both been feeding off of a dead Bear for 30 years...

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Yeah, I know too, its as if "Omg he has not replied in 5 seconds something must be wrong", sorry about that. Not endorphin person? That cannot be too good.

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What did the father say to his son? ....nothing

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wats green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill u? a pool table

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Why did the little boy throw rocks at his sister? ...Because she has cancer.

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whats the difference between an iron and a priest? An iron is a hand-held device which presses clothes and a priest is a person who is authorized to perform the sacred rituals of a religion.

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Captain Falcon is eating a restaurant. After he sits down at his table, a waiter comes by to take his drink order. Not wanting to skew his blood alcohol level for his next race, he asks for a non-alcoholic drink. The waiter says, "We only have water and punch. Which would you like?" Captain Falcon replies, "Water, please."

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How do you get a blonde to eat crayons? Threaten to kill her parents with a hacksaw.

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What do you say to the woman who just got raped? Nothing you just raped her

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Q: What's black and white and red all over? A: Someone who just got stabbed to death reading the newspaper.

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In the attic lights Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Lights, voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Leaving the things that are real behind Leaving the things that you love from mind All of the things that you learned from fears Nothin' is left for the years Voices scream Nothin' seen Real's the dream Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic Toys, toys, toys In the attic

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have you ever seen an elephant hiding behind a flower? No? well it must have been hiding pretty well.

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Roses are red, Violets are dead, I've climbed through your window, I'm under your bed.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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There are 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving? The police.

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A:Knock knock B:Who´s there? A:Beat B:Beat who? A:Beat your ass if you don´t open that door!!

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jack and jill went up the hill to get a bucket of water. jack fell down and broke his ankle and neck severely. jack and jill were taken away from their parents by child services, and their parents are charged for child endangerment and child labor.

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You know what happens when you assume? You make a judgment based on incomplete information.

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A man walks into a bar. He is now passed out on the ground. (TD)

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