Knock! Knock! Who's there? Russel. Russell who? Russell Johnson. Oh, come in.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

Q: Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Getting mauled by a pack of hungry wolves

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What did one tampon say to the other? Nothing. They were both stuck up bitches

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she was hit by a refrigerator.

Q:Why did the boy drop his ice cream? A: A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him then slapped the ice cream out of his hand

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

A man dies and goes to heaven. This is an assumption based on religious faith.

Knock knock. Who's there? Insurance. Insurance who? I'm sorry, sir; we can't fix your liver because you don't have any insurance.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

a rabbi and a priest walk into a wall

Knock knock Fuck off!

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

Why didn't the black kid get anything for Christmas? His family was Jewish.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

This Haiku is strange There is a dinosaur WOW Snuffleupagus

asians have slitted eyes lol

What's the difference between an elevator and a Mexican? An elevator helps society

kara is funny she loves her money so she buys a bunny for her honey

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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