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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many cows does it take to swim on land? 4.2

Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

Myth: Everyone but redheads has a soul. Fact: No one has a soul.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

If pro is the opposite of con, what is the opposite of progress? Deteriorate

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

"i once had a rabbit named socks.he was a funny little fellow until one day he got over excited and...well..." "did he...i mean..you know..did he...?" "what?lose a claw,throw up, sit in a pan of warm water until he calmed down?" "yeah! :)" "yes...but then he died."

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Bob loves Anne. Anne loves Bob. No one cares.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

What's worse than the holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did Hitler say when he was dying? He said, "I'm dying."

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Your momma is so fat, she should be concerned about her increased risk if a heart attack because of her poor eating habits.

Man: Excuse me sir, is this where I turn in my library book? Farmer: You must be really lost, this is a farm.

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