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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

What color do you wear if you're in the NAVY? Beige, white, sometimes camouflage - really, it depends on your rank and the situation.

Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What did the Jew say when he walked into a bar? Ouch!

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. Then the man pays for the beer and drinks the beer.

what's bloody and sweet? A squashed mosquito sprinkled with sugar.

This week only, 2 for 1 misdemeanor shop lifting arrest. How can I do it? Because I can.

What did the homeless black guy write on his sign? need money for weed.

What did the little girl get for Christmas? A pipe bomb

why was the black man running away from the convenient store? He was going for a jog and it just so happened that he passed by the store

A black man has a woman up against a wall, and she is screaming. they are passionate lovers and he is pleasing her greatly.

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

A man died.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

Why did the frog commit suicide? Because his mother was a typewriter

What? I didn't say anything. Yes you did.

Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road. It got hit by a fridge.

How can you tell if someone is a virgin? Everyone is a virgin in something. For example, if you never had sex with a dinosaur, then you are a virgin at dinosaur sex.

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