A man takes a bite into a tuna casserole and burns his tounge. He is also a hermaphradite.

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How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

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Joseph Coney could die... or worse... he could do anything but that....

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Three midgets walk into a bar. The first one orders a beer, the second one orders whiskey, and the third one ordered water because all three of them had agreed that he would be the designated driver that night.

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What's big fat and hairy? Peter

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A guy walks into a bar. He meets a girl and they have a great time. He calls her the next day and their relationship continues for many months. Eventually they get married and have children.

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I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

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A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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guess what? bannanas

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Why did the bear turn red? Because he was emBEARessed. Nah just kidding, a hunter shot him.

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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Knock Knock! Who is there? I am the milkman and I have your milk.

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Why was the blind man bored? - He was in a coma

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Why did the man drop one dozen long stem roses? Because he was hit by a taxi cab

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Whats faster than a black guy with a tv? His brother who is a dentist and drives a fast sports car.

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KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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Your mom is so stupid that her parents were probably ashamed of her low grades.

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The Holocaust is worse than any number of bee stings. Unless, of course, bees separated people of certain ethnic backgrounds from their families and killed them off bit by bit by stinging them.

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why did Sarah fall off the swing? she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? not sarah

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What do you call a bear with no teeth? A Gummy Bear!!

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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