- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when a sister and a brother have sex? A deformed child.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

What do you get if you cross a goat with a horse? Long letters of complaints by animal rights groups

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

What do you call a hamburger with nothing inside of it? A virgin.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

how many black people can you fit in a car? However many sets there are.

Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

A black man and a Mexican are in the back of a car, who's driving? Their father Micheal, he adopted both of them from a mentally handicapped orphanage when they were five.

Why did the dish run away from the spoon? None of them ran neither one has legs

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

In Soviet Russia, man doesn't walk to the bar. The bar walks to the man!

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one, it's not that hard.

Yo mamas so ugly that when she looked out the window, she was arrested for mooning.

What did the virulent Homophobe do during the PRIDE national day of silence? He talked

Ask me if im a tree Are you a tree no

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