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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to th tiger? Nothing, a tiger is a dangerous and vicious animal. It then ripped him to pieces. Is family mourned after for a very long time till they came to grips with the death of the main income in their family. Aids

Knock Knock Whos there Boo OWWW YOU ASS WAT THE F*%^ (crying)

How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

What's worse than the holocaust? nothing it was a terrible act in history

Knock knock! I'm in the shower, i'll be there in 5 minutes

I don't drink. I'm not 21.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

What do you get when you run from Long Island to New Mexico? Tired.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

Yo' mama's so black the dark couldn't even see her.

Q: pete and re-pete were on a boat, pete fell off. who was left? A: i dont know, but why did pete fall off in the first place, that dumb ass

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

So Superman walks into a bar right, WRONG, Superman flies into bar

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Q. What do you get when you mix eggs, mashed potatoes and salt? A. A pretty good batter for mashed potato pancakes.

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