What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas? X box Kinect

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How many pairs of underwear do I own? Seventy-nine.

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Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

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What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean? Sploosh

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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whats worse than finding out there's mold in your bread? finding out the holocaust is in your bread

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A jew was walking down the street what did he see? the holocaust

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Katy perry isn't on clould nine because it's physicaly impossible to stand on water persipitation.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A jew is a human being who will understand and laugh at a joke, while a pizza will just sit there because it is only a delicious thing that people eat.

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Q: What do you call a fish with no eye? A: Fssshh

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what did the thief say to the man that lost his car? i stole your car.

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A Texan, a Mexican, a Brit and a Frenchman are on a plane that begins having engine trouble. The black box was never found.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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Why did the clown fall off the unicycle? Because I shot him in the face.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? If you don't know the answer by now, there's something wrong with you.

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An Asian with a big dick.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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Roses are red Violets are blue classic

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Josh, this is your mother. I was wondering if you wanted me to bring my lube and strapon to bed tonight. Wait never mind about the strapon because i have my dick to use.

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Rap. Skate. Smoke.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot. You racist.

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What did the pregnant 16 year old get for her birthday? A miscarriage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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