How many dead babies can you fit in a trunk? 37.

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What's worst then leaving a public toilet when you just took a shit and the toilet is now clogged Realising that the maid was waiting for you to get out to clean the toilet...

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Q. Why did the kid drop his tennis racket? A. Because he got run over by a tank!

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Why was the homeless man homeless? He lost his house in a terrible house fire, stretching throughout his apartment building, losing his much beloved wife and kids in the horrific accident.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur? Dinosaurs don't exist

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What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

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roses are dead violets are gross guess what i'm in your closet

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What is orange and sticky? A blue ice cream with no skeletal structure Hang on, Ice Creams don't talk and the ice cream wasn't even yellow!

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John has 5 brownies, 3 chocolate bars, and 62 cookies. What does John have now? Diabetes, John has Diabetes

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what do you call a black person with no legs or arms? A poor man that clearly was inflicted very badly.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because her husband was abusive and he killed her for not making him a sandwich. They had to take the body the the funeral home so she could have a proper ceremony. Her friends and family mourned her daeth.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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How did freedom die in Europe? It was shot in the chest with a rifle.

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Felix? The Lucky cat? That is the only thing that comes to mind, I am dead tired, but I really don't mind staying up until I cant anymore physically, as for mentally I am getting pretty bad as for company.

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What did little John do when he was bored? He went on Anti-Joke

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what is so funny about billy? nothing he is dead and if you laught at him you are the biggest jerk by: Brennan pickrell

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IT SOUNDS SO WROOONG! Actually I was thinking more about when I go short sentences, you go short, then I decide to put in like 500 lines in a single comment and then you do. Besides I call it caps! And no, I do not want you to be like me, there was already another me, it was a complete bitch killing him, I mean if I did not know a lot worse, I would say his chances at kicking my ass where equal. By the way, that "you you seducer" totally sounded like something Donald Duck would say, I dig Donald, so I guess I am into cartoons.

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Why couldn't the young african american read? He was born blind

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Why was the boy adopted........ because hes grandad

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Once upon a time there was a king who had a daughter. She eventually grew up and contracted aids got run over by a bus and shit her pants..

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Your muma is so ugly she went to a ugly competition and got kicked out "no pros aloud".

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A black man, a jew, a hispanic, and an asian are the only survivors of a plane crash, and end up on a deserted island, what do they do? Die.

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Rozes r read Vilets r blew iy cahn noht spell becuase i am blind.

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Why are birds purple? because it fits the sky why are bats purple? bats aren't purple

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