- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a trampoline and a baby? You take your boots of before jumping on the trampoline!!!!!!!!!

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: What did the guy say to the apple? A: suck me off

whats the difference between marmalade and jam? you cant marmalade ur cock up a girls arse

What's brown and sounds like a bell? An old rusted bell.

I just started the seafood diet. It consists primarily of eating fish due to its high nutritional content.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did Jim go to the hospital? To get an autopsy.

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

What did the truck driver get when he ran over my cat? A pave low.

ill take a bullet for you... on call of duty... nahhh that ruins my kd

Q:What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? A:Lick-a-lotta-pus

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: What did the Jew get for Christmas? A: Nothing you dumbass, Jews don't celebrate Christmas.

Two elephants were out flying. Then one elephant said to the other: My grandmother has a pink toothbrush!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Once upon a time there was a young teenager who was bullied a lot. She died 100 years ago.

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

Where did the cow go? To the slaughter house!!!

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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