An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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what do you call a baby with a stamp on his nose.? Kentucky won the national championship this year

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what did the little boy get for christmas? nothing his parents stuck him in a mental ward to forget about him because he was mentally challenged.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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You in love with me? Like platonic? Fine, we will move operations elsewhere, you really got to tell me who you are working for someday.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, why the long face. The horse replies, neigh.

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Billy and Joseph are playing Rock paper scissors. Billy says paper. Joseph proceeds to throw a rock as hard as he can at Billys face and sends him to the emergency room where he was later diagnosed with terminal testicular cancer.

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A kid walks into a bar. He leaves wasted.

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roses are red, violets are blue, i have alzheimers, cheese on toast.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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Why did the man die? He helped others before placing his own oxygen mask on?

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*Dubstep* CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW CHEW BWAB BWAB

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because it felt like it, now mind your own business!

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Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

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why did the man shave his balls cause they were unnecessarily hairy

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a black guy a mexican guy and a puerto rican guy are driving together in a car whos driving? Whoevers car it is.

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Who looks like Justin bieber, and is really cool? Justin Bieber, but I lied about him being cool.

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Q. What's yellow and looks like a duck? A. a baby duck

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Snapple Fact #1 -slaves made life easier

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What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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