Q: Did you know Hellen Kellers father was a skilled craftsman? A: Neiter did she.

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What happened to the boy who stalked the pretty girl? His father raped him and he died in a house fire induced by his overwhelmingly sick love for the taliban

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Q: whats red, spins, and screams? A: a baby in a blender

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

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How Many Women Does It Take To Parallel Park A Car ? Zero , The Husband Drove

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Why did Li Chong get an A on his math test? He studied.

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Two men enter a room. Two men and a baby leave the room...

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Andoni was here

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A blind man walked into a bar. Quite literally.

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "I am." "Okay, come in."

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How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

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What did the pillow say to it's owner? Nothing. Pillows are not able to talk.

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. "Why of course," comes the reply. The first man then asks: "Where are you from?" "I'm from Ireland," replies the second man. The first man responds: "You don't say, I'm from Ireland too! Let's have another round to Ireland." "Of course," replies the second man. I'm curious, the first man then asks: "Where in Ireland are you from?" "Dublin," comes the reply. "I can't believe it," says the first man. "I'm from Dublin too! Let's have another drink to Dublin." "Of course," replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: "What school did you go to?" "Saint Mary's," replies the second man, "I graduated in '62." "This is unbelievable!", the first man says. "I went to Saint Mary's and I graduated in '62, too!" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. "What's been going on?" he asks the bartender. "Nothing much," replies the bartender. "The O'Kinly twins are drunk again."

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Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

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Anti Joke

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