ACT 2 CHAPTER 4 GEARS OF WAR 3 TICKER EASTER EGG.... MICHAEL VICKS HOUSE

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it got out of its cage, was running away from its owner, and crossing a busy street seemed like the most effective way to gain freedom.

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Yo momma is so fat that she is in the guinness records

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What do you call an animal killed on the side of the road? A false accusation towards an inanimate object that has no other purpose then providing a safe and smooth ride for drives all around the world.

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Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because it is humanly impossible to draw a perfect circle.

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whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

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What did the pilot say to the female flight attendant? He told her to never tell his wife about the time they spent in mexico or he'd bludgeon her to death with a hammer.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's orange and sticky? An orange. What's red and sticky? My stool - is that normal?

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Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

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A black guy, a Mexican, an Arab and a white guy walk into a room and embrace cultural diversity.

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What does a chicken get for Christmas? A trip to the processing plant.

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Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

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Man who wrote "The Hokey Pokey" died. Hard part was getting him into the coffin. They put his left leg in and then the trouble started..

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chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

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are you from Tennessee, cause i wanna rip out your throat you piece of dirt

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Gustavo Andrade

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

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Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

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If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

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What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

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