- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is my brother so bad at making anti jokes cuz HE HAS a sense of humor

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

How does an asian man drive? He hops into the car, turns the ignition, slowly accelerates from his parking spot and merges into everyday traffic

What's worse than a bee sting? A large number of things ranging from getting stung by two bees to falling off a cliff.

Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

What came first, the chicken or the egg? The chicken. The chicken always comes first, that's why the egg never comes at all.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

What did the hooker say to the black guy? How long do you want it for?

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Knock Knock. Who's There? I don't know. I'm paralyzed.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

there are two muffins in an oven one muffin says "whoa, its hot in here!" the other says nothing, because it is a muffin, and the other muffin, in reality, said nothing either.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have fetal alcohol syndrome."

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

What does a black kid get for Christmas? Your bike

How many black basketball players does it take to change a lightbulb? One. They're all rather tall therefore they can reach the light source with ease.

Sometimes Jamie wishes he could be a different person. He wishes he didnt have to eat dick everynight but it was all to late. He had to take it down the throat but he enjoyed the tickle it gave him

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

What did the cricket say to the fox? Cricket.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? Because she has no arms. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If you are what you eat, then imagine a prostitute.

why did the baby fall down the steps? Because there was big earth quake that blocked his parents on the other side of the house, therefor leaving no one capable of getting to him befor falling

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