what did the poor guy get for christmas POVERTY

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? The answer is not definitive and involves several factors including the size of the woodchuck, the woodchuck's teeth, the climate in which that woodchuck lives, and the tenacity of that particular woodchuck at achieving his goal.

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What do you calk a dirty mexican? a hard working gardener

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Although I guess there is probably no way to get on the swing with no arms unless there was another person there to aid you in the process, and that is highly unlikely because nobody wants to hang out with a girl with no arms. Still even if Suzie was helped on to the swing she wouldn't be able to swing because of her lack of arms. Maybe that person who helped her on pushed the swing with her on it bearing in mind she has no arms. In that case Suzie should stop hanging out with that person because they are very sadistic to deliberately shove a girl with no arms off a swing.

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There is a Asian a black guy and a white guy the black guy loves apples the white guy loves pears and the Asian loves Macaroni the white guy gets a apple the black guy gets a pear and the Asian has no lunch so the black guy kills the white guy for the apple and the Asian kills the black guy because he is hungry

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why did the guy laugh at everything he was high

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

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A Jew walks into a bar and says drinks are on me.

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Why do showers have 11 holes? Because Jews only have 10 fingers

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Why wasn't the cab driver sent to prison after bombing the school? It was a suicide bombing.

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whats worse than having the flu? having cancer

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Where does Mario go after you finish the game? Drug rehab.

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Why did the man drive a van? So he could keep the stuff he stole.

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Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's the difference between a panda and a baby? I don't have a baby in my freezer

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Why didnt the boy finish the race? Becuase he stepped on a land mine.

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