- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

Why did the girl make a sandwich for her boyfriend? Because she offered to make lunch in order to save money by not going to a restaurant.

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Why didn't the new baseball cap fit little Tommy? Because Tommy was decapitated

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

I have a really funny joke.

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

a man walks into the doctors office and says DOCTOR!, DOCTOR! IT HURTS TO BEND MY LEG!!! the doctor replies then dont bend your leg and the mans great pain eventually heals

When life throws you lemons, Throw grenades.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What do you say to a whore with two black guys? How much an hour?

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

So two people have conversation Luke: Hi Logan: Hi Snake eyes: ALHSKjagjdaoggj;jdjg;aj;kaj'dgajd Luke: You are so smart! (you retarted piece of poo) Logan: GAAAAAAAAAABBBBBBEEEEEEN

Why are the asians on cabin services? Because they do not speak english well enough to converse with guests.

What did the Farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my Tractor?"

Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

Blind jokes are not funny! I just don't see the humor in them

What do you call a horse with two legs? A kangaroo

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

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