What did the blind, deaf, retarded kid get for Christmas? Spoiled.

A man once went duck pin bowling, 5 years later he died of leukemia.

One time i was sitting down

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

Matt Gregory Harrington is a bender, pylon, hoser, duster tripod, and puck bunny!!!!

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What's the difference between a hundred dead babies and a porsche? A porsche is a car.

What did one blind person say to the other? Nothing. He is also mute.

what do you call an octopus with 9 tentacles? a male octopus

Wanna hear a joke? no

How do you make a French-man cry? Kill his family.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

What is the biggest lie in the world How the **** should I know

What was John Lennon's last hit? The pavement.

Did I invite you to my birthday party? No. Then why are you at my birthday party?

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

A blind man who spoke English and a deaf man who used sign language went to a bar together. Although they didn't communicate they had a wonderful time.

Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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