Yo momma so fat that they've diagnosed her with type 2 diabetes and she has an extremely elevated risk of heart disease. You should really encourage her to try and eat better and get more exercise.

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What do you call a deer with one eye? Nothing. The deer was transported to a specialist animal hospital and now has two working eyes, eliminating the purpose of this joke. We apologise for wasting your time.

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Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Q:Why is rugby one of the safest sports to play? A: It isn't , it is in fact very dangerous.

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What is black and blue and red all over? A woman that just learned a valuable lesson.

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Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

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How did the the the police know Princess Diana had dandruff? They found her head & shoulders in the glove compartment.

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God is real.

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How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

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Why did the woman go out of the kitchen? She did not because she had a curse put on by a man off the streets of Greek row a Yale that said u may never leave the closest kitchen near this very spot, and it turns out that the closest kitchen was in a frat house across the street so now she is stuck in the kitchen making sandwiches for all the frat bros at this Yale frat house, So basically she was in her place

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesnt rhyme And your entire family died trying to fly to your house for Christmas. They crashed into a orpanage for death children. There were no survivors.

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A black guy, a Jew and a Mexican walked into a bar...so I didn't....not because of their race but because I had already spent all of my money at the gay bar.

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What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

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What's the difference between a goat and a cherry? You can't put a goat on top of your ice cream.

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A black man in a hooded sweatshirt is sprinting down a back alley. He is trying to get into better shape by exercising and knows a shortcut to his house.

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Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

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Don't believe in Atheists.

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Your mamas so fat that she went to the doctor and he said she has a very high case of diabetes so now she's trying to excerise more and watching what she eats.

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BAr intO a wAlks… sorry I wrote that joke after walking out of a bar.

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