Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Do you like fish sticks? Yes. Me too.

What did the purple dragon say to the unicorn? He doesn't say anything to the unicorn because dragons and unicorns don't exist. Even if they did exist, dragons and unicorns can't talk, unless we're talking about cartoons. Also, even if it was a cartoon or whatever, do you really think a purple dragon has ANYTHING to say to a unicorn?! Of course not! Oh look at me I'm a cool talking dragon, I have something so important to say to this unicorn. Gimme a break...

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

What is funnier then 25 9/11

What did the black man do to the white woman? I Dont KNow ask him

9/11 my birthday

Q: What did the nazi say to hitler? A: You like my Auschwitz?

quiz is to quizzicle as test is to test___.

Why did the pumpkin stop using the jack hammer? Pumpkins cannot use power tools since they are nothing but an orange gourd. But, [for sport] say this ‘pumpkin’ was incarnate; one could assume he was done with his demolition work. He then would return the portable drill to the rental facility and get his deposit back.

Chuck Norris was in a staring contest with the sun. He's blind now.

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Knock Knock. Erm, sorry to be weird, but can you perhaps use the doorbell, because it's new and has a novelty chime. I'm proud of it and get a little chuckle everytime it rings in the vain hope that, perhaps you, the visitor, may also find it entertaining. Who's there anyway?'

This is not a joke, I'm just bored (or am I?)

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

A man that says YOU SUCK MY DICK YEAH!finds a woman that says YOU SUCK MY BOOB YEAH!They get married,The woman is actually a gay man!

A man walks into a police station with a gun... He is there to turn it in, he found it on the side of the road and realized that this situation would best be handled by the proper authorities.

My cat just died.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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