Knock Knock! ... Whos there? ... Daisy ... Daisy who? ... Daisy me trolling... ;)

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What do you get when you cross a moose with a crépe? A moose with a crépe up his nose. -ilikecrepes97

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How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

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Why was the fat guy so sad? Because he knew he would die sooner or later, just like every other human being

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Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

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How do you cause ultimate pain to a imprisoned Jew during the holocaust? Moral: You give him an apple WITH a worm in it.

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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Why did the blonde fail her drug test? She's actually never did drugs before but since she didn't show up for appointment, that counts as an automatic fail.

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What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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pants on the ground pants on the ground lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground

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This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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You know what sucks? A vacuum.

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Q: What do you get when you cross Rebecca Black and a day of the week. A: a stupid song called FRIDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Attack her with a sanding machine.

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A jew walked out of a bar then goes to the other bar across the street then walks out from the back door to go to another bar The Actions of this jew tells us that there are only 3 bars in the zone and one pet shop

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Three girls are walking in the woods they see tracks one thinks it is a bear the other thinks it is a deer the last one thinks it is a lion They all argue till they get hit by a train and realized they were train tracks

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Andoni was here

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how many large people can you fit in a bath tub ... 1/16

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What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

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Yo mamma so fat she has to have anti biotics to keep her alive

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