There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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What's worse than a fake bomb? Do I really have to answer that?

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What did the tree say to the plant. Nothing tree's cant talk.

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

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I just wrote three jokes on antijoke.com ... nope, make that four.

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anti-joke.ru - russian style

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Q: What should you do when life gives you lemons? A: Life would never really give you lemons...

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THER ONCE WAS A jueny WITH A TEN FOOT WENNY AND HE WENT TO SHOW IT TO THE LADY NEXT DOOR SHE THOUGHT IT WAS A SNKE SO SHE HIT IT WITH A RAKE AND NOW ITS ONLY FIVE FOOT FOUR!

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What do you call a dog that has no legs? It doesn't matter because he will never come.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

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whats the strongest muscle the man who can't talk has. definatly not his mouth

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Knock Knock. Come in.

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What did modern scientists say to Einstein? Neurtinos travel faster than the speed of light! :)

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

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Huffing glue only becomes a problem when you get stuck on it

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What would you do for a klondike bar? Pay for it, eat it and then proceed on disposing the packaging of the klondike bar

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Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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An alien spacecraft picks up human transmissions from Earth. They continue on in silence and disgust.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

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