What happened When The lion asked the dog of a soda can? The giraffe who is taller the lion or the whos the fastest?

There once was a girl who took away my source of entertainment. Her name was Nicole.

Billy Idol walks into a New York City Bar. He snorts lines of coke with his comrades in the bathroom and continues his night by having sex with attractive underage females

What is the first letter of the alphabet? A. a B. 7 C. Mustard gas D. Because a penguin has 2 legs

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

Why did the little girl pull her hair out? She didn't, It's a side-effect of the chemotherapy.

why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

chuck norris won the world series of poker using his superior knowledge of counting cards and calculating probability.

nathan your cats dead now...well hopefully

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

If you have three ice-cream cones, and you give away two, how many do you have left? Why would you give away your ice-cream? Eating it is the better option.

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Roses are red Violets are blue I love you so much That is a an example of the 2nd person and the identification of plants and their colors

What's the difference between a Boy Scout and a Jew? One comes back from camp.

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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