Once upon a time a guy took his pants off why because he was touching himself

What is black and white and red all over? Interracial sex partners with smallpox.

Roses are red Violets are blue We decapitated some little children Now I'm in jail too.

ever tried african food? they neither

Why did the boy fall of the swing He had no arms

what movie can a retarded 8 year old play the lead role in. Zathura

Do you know why, when geese fly south for the winter, one side of the V is always longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

What's big with fat all over it? Your mom on this dick

Why does my friend pick up trash? Because he is a garbageman

How you know when dislextic

Why did the boy fall off the swing? -Because he didn't have any arms!

Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

Hey! How do you do a four strand plait? With four strands.

Why Johnny's parents threw out his broken bike? - ´Cause Johnny got ran over by a drunken driver yesterday, when he was cycling back home from school.

hows your wife she died 7 years ago really mine too

Do you want to hear a joke, Women's rights

Guy 1: So how did you get into hospital Guy 2: I was drinking near my computer Guy 1: So why did it explode? Guy 2: (Doesn't reply)

one day a bear was eating for winter he ate about half what he had to and said "Im tired ill take a nap and eat the rest later. one month later he died of starvation

Knock Knock! Who's there? Dog Dog wh- wait how did you knock? *mindblown*

"Why did Jim Jones put cyanide in the People's Temple Flavor Aid?" Because he understood that adding sugar would be bad for their teeth.

So a bar walks into a man...

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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