- Anti Joke

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side Why did the duck cross the road? I don't know. I only know why the chicken crossed the road.

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

caoimhin is a dorty carrot

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

A man walks into a bar. I don't remember the rest, but your mother's a whore.

Whats as Heavy as a rock and also as light as a feather? Any object in space because the lack of gravity to give the object weight.

Why did Michael Jackson get so many nose jobs? He was incredibly insecure.

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Roses are red, violets are blue, can I have a ball? No these can't be removed

What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

Knock knock: Who's there: Woo: Woo Who: I knew you'd be glad to see me.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I hate rhyming Penis

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter what you call him he isn't coming anyway!!!!