Rap. Skate. Smoke.

In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

One night, a man dreams that he is a bird that can fly into outer space. The next day the man finds out that his son is a homosexual.

knock knock whose there? penis penis who? penis want vagina

Why did suzy not eat her breakfast? because i stapled her to the table.

What'd the mexican get for his birthday, birthday cards from his friends and family.

What animal was two legs and bleeds a lot? half a dog

Why did the chicken cross the road? because it ran away and it's coop was on the other side of the road

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

What type of party do you throw when your fat? A baby shower.

Why did the mushroom go to the party? Cause he was invited.

Roses are red Violets are blue Urine is yellowish and shit is usually brown... That's it, I was just remembering the colors of some stuffs

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Why did the lion get lost? Because the jungle is massive

Why did the black guy get a boner? The nitric oxide levels in his trabecular arteries and smooth muscle of his penis rose, causing his arteries to dilate and therefore enlarging his penis.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

Why did the catfish cross the road? Catfish can't walk.

Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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How many people are in the world? More than one. -David Papile

A man walks into a bar and orders a pop because he was a designated driver

Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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