What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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Why do black people have nightmares? Because we killed the only one with a dream.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Who is stupid and no one likes him. Me. :(

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How do you offend a black person? Call him a nigger.

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Today we eat large amounts of pizza. The one piece had a lot of mushrooms. Like more than the other pieces. The cheese was flawless except for the burnt edges.

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Roses are dead Violets are dead I'm a terrible gardener.

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a mulslim wlaks past a bomb shop on his way to join the international peace club

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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HAHAH MY WORD IS HAPPY CLAPPY

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How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

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Your mom is so poor that she collect food stamps is on welfare and lives in section 8 housing and cannot find a job that provides her a livable wage

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Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

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Two guys walk into a bar.... OUCH

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Hey man, you the tall one! Yes? Do you understand me? No. But you do overstand me right? Yeah, I overstand most people.

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why girl die cancer

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How do you stop a black man drowning? Take your foot off his head

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What do owls and cars have in common? Nothing.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

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Why did the turtle fall out of the car? It forgot to buckle up

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glasses, jacket, shirt They call me glasses, jacket, shirt man. I never leave the house...without my brodies. hehehe hahaha hohoho!

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What is the difference between a fridge? I'm sorry, I have a severe mental disability and telling jokes is not... F'tang F'tang Zoop Pong Wii!

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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what smells like red paint, looks like red paint and is called red paint? A pear, i lied about everything i just said

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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