Stripper went to strip club to ask for work. - It was closed

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So, a Bobcat walks into a bar. A few moments later, the bar was empty, save a bobcat and two critically wounded men.

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Why did the boy fall of of his bicycle? He was hit by an asteroid.

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A man questions wether a cat will always land on it's feet. He takes a cat from a pet store and tosses it into the air. The cat lands on it's feet. Startled, the cat runs into the street and gets hit by a car. The man goes to prison for theft and animal abuse.

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Q: Why did the Asian man get fired from his job? A: He sexually assaulted his co-workers

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What do Jews and gays have in common? They both would have been killed during the Holocaust.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

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My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

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Why did Sally cross the road? Because a rapist was chasing her

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

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What's the difference between a clever trick and a computer programmer? A clever trick throws you for a loop, and a computer programmer throws you a for loop.

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There are three guys on an airplane, a Korean, a Mexican, and an American. The pilot comes on the speaker and syays,"The plane is to heavy, throw out the thing you have most in your country." The Korean throws out an AK-47 and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The Mexican throws out a taco and says,"We have to many of these in our country." The American throws out the Mexican and says,"We have to many of these in our country."

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Dyslexia ruels!

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Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

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what did the murderer say when he lost his gun? dangit. now i cant kill anyone

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An asian walks into class to take a math test. He did not study and consistently misbehaves and promptly fails.

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God Does exist to all thoes atheist out there!!! All you have to have is faith. I corinthians 1:18 "for the message of the cross is foolishness to thoes who are perishing, but for thoes who are saved it is the power in christ Jesus!! <3

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What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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how do you make a cripple depressed? stairs..

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Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

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Why should you never push a Mexican off a bike? Because he will file a lawsuit against you in the event of an injury.

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Anti Joke

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