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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

What do you call a guy walking into a bar Dave, because that's his name

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Why are VIOLETS blue?

why did everyone laugh at the kid in the wheel chair as he entered the room? he was poor

Why do Squirrels accidentally plant millions of trees. Because they bury their nuts and forget where they are.

What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn't matter because he's not gonna come

The Dalai Lama orders a slice of pizza for $2 and gives the cashier a $5 bill. He then realizes he hasn't been given any change, so he asks for his change. The cashier quickly apologizes and hands the Dalai Lama three dollar bills.

Robin, get in the car, please.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? panther panther who? panth-er no panths im goin' swimmin'

Why can a black man beat a white man in basketball? They are generally better at basketball Why cant a black man beat a KKK member in basketball? He valued his life and didnt want to die

How do you tell if an albino baby is black? Check his genetics.

Dane Cook makes a joke.

My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

Whats the difference between a kangaroo and a kangeroot ? Ones a marsupial. The others a Geordie stuck in a lift.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

What happened to the lady? She queefed.

How do you get five black men in a car? You offer them a good deal, then show them the car fax.

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

A man is at the doctor's waiting to be examined. The doctor walks into the room and takes one look at the man. The Doctor says, "You will need to stop masturbating." The man looks at him and says, "What, why?" The doctor says, "so that I can examine you"

what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

What's the difference between my girlfriend and a dead baby? I don't make out with my girlfriend after sex.

What's worst than the finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worst than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple. What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Finding seven dead babies in a trash can. What's worst than that? Finding one dead baby in seven trash cans.

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