What's worse than watching paint dry or grass grow? Watching paint dry on grass.

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My grandfather died in a concentration camp. He fell off a guard tower and broke his neck.

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a pan of muffins comes out of the oven one muffin says "hey im really burnt" another muffin says "oh my gosh! a talking muffin!"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Skies are blue

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What is worst than Justin Bieber new album? Being a jew during the holocaust or aids.

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What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

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Yo momma so fat shes eating right now

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You are so dumb that you receive poor grades in school.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

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Dane Cook makes a joke.

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Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

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Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

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Your mums so tall, she's above the average height of women for her age.

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What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

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Q: Why did the man eat the banana? A: Cuz he was hungry!

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If Alex Maitland reads this he is gay

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Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

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What do you call a blonde at the beach? A dipthong.

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Guess what what?? chicken butt!!!!!

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whats white and sticky? a white stick

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Whats 9 plus 10? 19

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there once was a man, he was old, and he had one wish...do you wanna know that wish? Well i don't know it because he died two seconds ago from a heart attack. Oh Well...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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