P1: why did the chicken cross the road? P2: to get to the other side. P1: Knock! Knock! P2: whos there? P1: THE CHICKEN!

A duck walks into a convenience store and asks for a tube of chapstick.He says "Put it on my tab".

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

Q. How can you tell if your arm is broken? A. Break it.

what do u call a kid at school a school kid and i have enough of these anti jokes they are not funny

Why did the chicken cross the road? It couldn't handle the stress and pressure of being a duck so it committed suicide by crossing a road and therefor being run over by a car.

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

What do you call a man sitting at the bar drinking alone? An alcoholic.

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

why did the family get sick?? because i fucked a girl with a parsnip then sold the parsnip to a family with 4 small children

H2O corndogs running around naked CC

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

i wonder who made this website? a human

What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

Im taking a shit right now.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

why does Tom Sawyer like apples? He likes their flavor

penis. nuff said.

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