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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Why was the Magic: The Gathering player a virgin? Because he was underage and it would have been immoral for him to have had sex.

my wifes star sign is cancer, kinda ironic how she died really..... she got eaten by a giant crab.

What would you do if I walked onto your property and started to smash up your mailbox with a sledge hammer? You would be very scared and most probably call the police.

Mickey Mouse peed on a house what color was it? It wasn't a color, or any pee for that matter. Mickey Mouse is a fictional character for children's amusement.

Does your iPod have zoom on it? Yeah, but it doesn't have a camera

An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

What do you call a black man fishing. ... a fisherman racist.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

Believing in God may be a sign of autism Kappa

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

how do you make a plumber cry? pull up his pants....

A jew walks into a bar.... He has a beer and then goes home to his family.

What did God say to Adam and Eve? Be fruitful

Why is our country going downhill? Because going uphill is harder.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

You know what's funny with rape? Nothing. It's horror.

What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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