Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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Haikus are easy Im happy when I write them Thats pretty much it

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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What's as hard as a rock? A rock

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Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

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Why did the black man steal an inhaler? Because he was broke and he had asthma.

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There's a Mexican and a black guy in a car... Who's driving? The Cop!!!

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i thought violets were violet. hmph.

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whats black & white the colombo school shooting citv footage

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Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, and a Lepricon were driving 100 MPH towards a brick wall and crash into it. Who survived? No one, they all died due to the rate of velocity that the car was traveling at.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? You reading another one of these again?

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What did the black man say tovtye chinese man? Hello sir how are you today?

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whats funny about four dead horses in a park ? the horses are dead!

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Hey, what do you call an absent-minded person? I'm sorry what did you say?

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Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

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A man walks into a bar with a frown on his face His dog just died

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moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

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What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

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I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

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