- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a guy walks up to a gay guy and says: "You are a fag." The gay guy says: "That is very offensive, you jerk." So the guy says: "Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know what it meant" and the gay guy says: "I accept your apology." Then the gay guy crosses the street and gets hit by a bus

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? I don't know what they said, but one muffin, had a knife.

What's worse than falling out of a tree and landing on a dog? Rape.

What's the best thing about twenty three year olds? there are twenty of them

How many blacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, unless he's short. Then, he'll need a friend to hold the ladder for him.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What did the homosexual farmer say when he answered the phone? Hello

The awkward moment when you find your wife on the online dating site you are on.

"I'm gonna fight fire with fire!" "won't you just get more fire?" "True..."

A priest, a rabbi, and an iman all walk into a bar. The bartender says "What is this, some kind of joke? Muslims don't drink beer."

When life throws knives at you, run away.

Q-Why did the little boy feel hot? A-Because he faceplanted into a bonfire.

How are this and that alike? They aren't.

Why did I get thumbs up from everyone? Answer: Because they like my anti-joke.

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

a dog walks into a bar....it sees the horse and starts barking which ever dentally startles and confuses the horse resulting in tables and chairs being knocked over .

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

what looks like a sock and goes on peoples feet? A sock

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