- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally. I don't know anyone by that name, please go away.

What did the cat say when it was hungry? Meow.

What did Sally want for Christmas? Nothing, she is Jewish.

Your mother is so fat, when she stepped on a scale, it read quite a large number. She resolved to live healthier and exercise more.

A horse walks into a bar. The Barman asks "why the long face?" The horse says "My son was recently killed in a horrific horse racing accident"

What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by two giant black scorpions.

A policeman walks into a pretzel shop. He sees two freshly baked pretzels. One was a salted.

What happens when 4 friends throw an egg into oncoming traffic, they hit a fire hydrant!

I walk in to a bar, ask for a beer, get drunk, walk away and.... hmmm.. how could I finish the joke??..

Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

Why did the kid fall off his bike? His mum threw a fridge at him.

My neighbours found out this morning that I'm a serial killer. Knock knock [L]

Where did Little Johnny go when the bomb hit? Everywhere.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

What came first... the chicken or the egg? How am I supposed to know?

Robin, get in the Batmobile.

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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