- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? A:He slipped and fell. Q2:Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? A2:He was stapled to the first monkey. Q3:Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? A3:Peer pressure.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

what do you call a jew hanging from a tree? dead

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't, he was hit by a car. I lied about him crossing the road.

What did the black man say to the Jewish man Nothing, because they were walking on the street and did not know each other

Knock Knock No one's home Okay, I'll come back later.

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

So two guys walk into a bar and the third one ducks

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

What did the Priest say to the kid walking home alone? Be safe.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Please, not the nails.

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

Your mother is so fat that she has a very big butt and large breasts, which is quite attractive to some men, especially if they are open-minded.

Whats worse than your house on fire? an orphanage catching on fire. Whats wosre than an orphanage catching on fire? A bunny farm catching on fire.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

penis. nuff said.

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Yo mama so fat that when she goes to the movies she sits next to everybody.

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why was Uncle Monty's head damn tasty? Because he shoved it up a horses arse when it needed a shit.

Why did everyone want to hang out with the mushroom? They didn't. In fact the mushroom's social anxiety had developed to the stage that he had frequent contemplations of self-harm and is in serious need of extensive therapy.

why do fat people eat so much? who cares

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