Q: why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: He had no arms Q: Why couldn't he get up? A: He died when he hit the ground

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How did the chewy cross the road ? it was stuck to the chickens foot.

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What did the caterpillar say when he emerged from his chrysalis? I am a butterfly.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was convicted of murder and rape

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What did the pirate say to the ninja? I have aids.

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Why was the nympho sweating in the park? Because they were having sex on the bench.

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Your momma's so fat she has a hard time finding clothes to fit

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Q: What's orange, hairy, and covered with gasoline? A: Definitely not a chair.

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How does a doctor wake up in the morning He opens his eyes

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How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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Where does a one-legged waitress work? Wherever she can get good health insurance.

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You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

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Why did the man yell? Cause he wanted to!

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How do you leave a guy in suspense ...

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what is big white and hurts when it falls on you out of tree? A refrigerator

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Why did the man murder his wife? Because she would'nt do the the dishes

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Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

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A black man a white man and an asian man walk into a bar have a few drinks and on thier drive home run over a three year old little girl and here to month old sister and they go to prison for the rest of thier lives (they shouldn't of let the asian drive)

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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What happens when a plane with 2500 people on board crashes? There were only 165 seats.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Because he was forced, along with thousands of his poultry counterparts, on a march to meet their imminent death at a mass slaughterhouse. Upon being beheaded and processed, the meaty corpse was delivered to a local grocery store and cooked into a wholesome family dinner.

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What do polar bears have that no other animal has? Polar bear babies.

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How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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