What's black, white, and red all over?? A penguin that just got hit by a truck and is now struggling to live.

Roses are rose, violets are violet, that's just a fact, I've got aspergers.

while in iraq i bought a brand new iphone from the black market...it was only $250....its was doing fantastic until i got a text...i herd a loud beeping noise and the it exploded in my pocket and now i no longer have a penis.

A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

A frog walks up to Steve, and says "Hey, Steve." Steve is terrified because a frog knows his name, and is walking.

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

The teacher asked: If you have two apples, and I give you two, how many do you have now? FOUR said the student.

What is the sun's favorite day of the week? The sun is a mass of incadescent gas and cannot feel emotions; therefore, it cannot have a favorite day of the week.

Bird is the Word. Actually 'What" is the word.

Q:Wanna know a funny joke? A:Womens Rights

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

Your mama was so fat that when she did the splits she gave the floor a hickey

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

What is the meaning of life? Bill Gates: Windows Donald Trum: Money Some poor kid:luck and rich parents.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Q: Why is asprin white? A: It works.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Roses are red Violets are blue I tryed to hang myself But my neck qad to fat

How do you confuse a bar tender? You ask him how tender he is.

A boy asks his teacher for a eraser....he was given a blue pen. Turns out he was in space.

What is the one thing you can never steal back? Your viginity.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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