a cat and a duck walk into a pub. the cat enters first and says for the duck to put all of their drinks on his bill. the duck(being a duck)says nothing because ducks cannot speak. therefore the cat shouldnt have been speaking either.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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A boy got scratched by a dog and nearly killed him. When he grew up, a dog came running up to him and started biting and scratching him till he couldn't handle it. Then a plane crashed into him and he died.

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Knock knock Who's there? Chicken Chicken who? I can't believe you're talking to a chicken

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a ginger named corey walks into a bad and gets pistol whipped after raping his classmate

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So a girl says "I want to be a banana when I grow up". She's set unrealistic goals and her parents fear she may be autistic.

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A black man logs on to facebook. He checks his news feed then logs off

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What did the you know what screw this I'm sick of making these stupid jokes there all the same. Hang on hang on What did the pirate do to the dog yes This style of joking is so different I'm going to be a famous comedian oh wait there's a whole bloody website full of these. O look another one and another one and another one that knife over there looks really nice right now

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Q: What's worse then 10 babies nailed to a tree? A: 1 baby nailed to 10 trees

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Yo momma so old that she has started to look into an affordable life insurance plan to ensure all her final expenses are taken care of.

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Why do jews have large noses? Genetics.

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I have cancer. And you're next.

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Did the Jewish surgeon charge extra for circumcisions? Nope, he just kept the tips

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Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

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If you can cut half a rope. You can cut the whole rope.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

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So there was this kid who was sitting on a stool, and the stool started moving. He then realized that stools do not move, so he got up and ran away as quickly as he could.

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What did one lawyer say to the other? Your son's coming to my son's birthday party, right?

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What do you call a black man driving a plane? You don't call it anything. You don't drive a plane you fly it.

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

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What did the douche bag get for Christmas?

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Why was OJ Simpson's knife covered in blood? Because he just murdered his wife.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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