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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When is a door not a door? When it is thrown away. Then, it will likely decompose in a landfill or be recycled into another product. In either case, it will no longer be a door.

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did I deleted brian from my friend list ? Cuz he had brain tumor.

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE!

Q:Why did the dwarf shout abuse at the bus driver? A: He had anger issues, and the price of the ticket was quite unreasonable.

What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies? One's used for bowling and the other's just sad.

What's black and white and red all over? A penuin that got bit by a sea lion.

Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies. What's worse than that? Two dead babies nailed to a tree. What's worse than that? Two dead trees naild to a baby.

Why was Michael Jackson so bad at dancing? Because he had a broken leg.

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

i have a black person in my family tree he's still hanginh

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

How do you get 50 Babies into a phone booth? A blender How do you get them out? Doritos

Q:How many Elephants can you fit in a Audi quatro? A:It just sits on a leaf and waits for the autumn... Moral: Just sits on a three and waits for it to turn into four.

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

that awkward moment when there is no candy in the van.....

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