- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock who's there? the police, your under arrest the police your under arrest who? BAM! sir, I'm placing you under arrest for the murder of your wife, anything you say or do can be used against you. IT WASN'T ME!!!! yeah yeah tell it the judge

Why was the woman on video chat? She was videochatting with her husband, he was out of town.

Doctor! Doctor! There's a fly in my soup! Gross.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas were meant to be put in an oven.

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

What can a pizza do that a Jew can't? Pizzas can't do anything, so the answers are infinite.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being ripped apart by an angry orangatang because orangatangs have the strength of ten men.

A deer looks at the ground and sees something strange. He wonders what it could be. A rabbit comes along and thinks the same. A badger promptly arrives after the rabbit and thinks the exact same. 4 seconds later they all get hit by a train.

A blonde, brunette, and a redhead are taking a chemistry exam. They each get a solid B on the test.

Why do the Chinese eat cats? Because it is a good source of protein that is relatively easy to obtain. Really, it's not much different than killing pigs for food.

i once bought a timeshare, guess what happened? i'm broke

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

I think everybody should have a penis.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

My father stole my mothers heart, he's in jail for murder

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

What's yellow and smells like cheese? Cheese.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Did you hear the one about the pizza and the salamander? Neither did I.

Romney: I think you would raise our debt and make more Americans jobless. Obama: It's just cuz I'm black!

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

roses are red poo is poo

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

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