- Anti Joke

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

What's brown and sticky? "A stick?" No, poo.

A deaf man walks into a bar. Someone yells, "FIRE!" and everyone evacuates. The deaf man does not hear him and dies horribly.

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

What's funnier than 24? 9/11

A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

whats worse than getting hit whit a baseball? getting hit by a train

How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

what do you call a mexican with a rubber blanket cold

Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. "You already had me chained to the bed. You didn't have to break both of my legs, Kathy Bates."

What happens when an alien goes out in the rain It gets wet

What's worse than a dead baby joke? A dead baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

How many apes does it take to put in a light bulb 3

what did the kid with no hair get for christmas? cancer.

Why do white people not eat crackers? Cause it's cannabalism.

Knock Knock. READ THE DAMN SIGN IT SAYS NO SOLICITORS!!! ... yeah.

Where do you find a dead hooker? where you left her.

I'm not saying my mother-in-law is fat, because she is anorexic.