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What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

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Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

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What's the difference between Paris Hilton and a cow? Cows are ruminants, meaning that they have a digestive system that allows use of otherwise indigestible foods by regurgitating and rechewing them as "cud". Paris Hilton, on the other hand, is a human being. Therefore, her stomach digests the bolus (masticated food) only after it has exited the oesophagus into the body of the organ, where it is digested into chyme and then passed through the pyloric sphincter into the duodenum.

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Pain Olympics.

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There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

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knock knock! who's there? Jim Jim who? Jim Goldenbach

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

My favorite part of the movie Frozen is when the parents die.

q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

And so the baseball says to the tractor........ Your not my dad

What is red and cry's? A baby chewing on a razor blade

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She got shot in the head by her drunk step-dad.

What's black and white and red all over and can't go through a revolving door? A nun with a spear stuck in her head.

Q: Who would win in a fight, Chuck Norris, or a Tank? A: Chuck Norris, because his hidden fist in his chin gives him 3 fists to the tank's 0.

Why was the man afraid of the fish? He had ichthyophobia.

why is your grandfather climbing up a pole? hes not

What looks like a rainbow but isn't seen in the sky? A drawing of a rainbow

Haikus are easy. But sometimes they don't make sense. Refrigerator.

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Pain Olympics.

There are 2 cannibals eating a guy well one starts at the head and the other one starts at the feet the one at the head says to the other on how you doing down there and he said ohhh having a ball you!!!!

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