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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I guy goes into a coffee shop and says I'll have a coffee and a danish. The clerk says we're all out of danish. The guy says I'll just have the danish then.

Whats Brown, Long and is on every black man? Legs

Why did the monkey eat the banana? Because it was sexually confused

Allah walked into AK Bar

A working black man, Santa, and the Easter Bunny where walking down the street and find a penny, who picks it up? The working black man, Santa and the Easter Bunny take no payment for their work.

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

whats the same about a donkey and a horse? They are from the same animal classification group.

What did the first Ethiopian say to the other? He asked for some food only to realize that the other one had already starved to death.

Knock Knock Who's there? Its the pizza man. Get your yellow no good keister off my property before I pump your guts full of lead. 1,2...10

Koolaid is red, Poweraid is blue, Gatorade is yellow, My urine is brown... looks like i have a bladder infection.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

i'm hard

Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

9/11 my birthday

Why couldn't the 13 year old get into the pirate movie? He has cancer and is dying in the hospitable.

Can we still mine for gold in the American River? No, anyone seen mining for gold is considered a hobo and all the gold is cleared out by random people in the 17 century

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Three friends were walking to school, they all looked in front of them and ran away. What did they see? A 200 ft dragon eating their school.

I never made a mistake. I thought i did once but i was mistaken

What is green, has four legs, and if it falls out of a tree and onto your head, it will kill you? A pool table.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

What's black, white, and red all over? A lot of things, you just gotta keep your eyes peeled.

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