Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: It was dead Q: Why did the lizard fall out of the tree? A: It was stapled to the moneky

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: A kid fell in the mud.

Q: Why couldn't the little girl ride a bike? A: Because she didn't have legs.

What is better than one wors roll - two wors rolls

Why was the tree sad? Because a bird shat on it.

wanna hear a cat joke? just kitten

How did Ronald McDonald die He was hit by a big mac

What do you tell a woman who claims that she is going to yell "fire" in a crowded movie theater? That doing so could result in serious injuries or even death, and that she would be wise to reconsider her future options, as she could be held responsible for any and all problems that arise.

Why did the car stop working. The owner was unable to pay the outrageous price for gasoline and was forced to ride a bicycle to and fromvwork every day. Over the course of several months without being run, the engine seized and was forever broken.

Why was the minority sad? Because the police beat him and then he was raped in jail.

Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7,8,9

why did suzie fall of the swings? because she had no arms.

dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

Cleveland sports, lebron james' ever receding hairline

What more fun than a barrel full of monkeys? A barrel of dead babies

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I asked her where you were.

Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

What's heed and has wheels? Your mom.

Rap. Skate. Smoke.

Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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