- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the money fall out of the tree... because he was dead

How did little jimmy survive the plane crash? He ate all the survivors, then when the helicopter arrived he ate them too and took the helicopter.

Did you know that Hellen Keller had a roller coaster in her backyard? Neither did she

Knock Knock? Who's there? Sanderson. Sanderson who? You're boyfriend. Let me in. No, I'm a bit busy chopping up dead bodies. Come back in a bit. Oh let me help you! I like the way the blood runs out of the fresh ones!

What is white and hard to catch? A refrigerator

Why was the Mexican running? He was being chased by border patrol!

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

What's worse than cutting yourself? Deadly tornadeos.

How dis the chicken cross the road? On it's chicken wings.

an emo girl walked into a white room

why didnt the old man go to his sons birthday he died.........nah i lied he went went

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and Bigfoot? Nothing. Their both really hairy.

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

What did the worm a fisherman used to catch fish called when the worm killed a trout? Master Bate.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poetry, Show me your tits.

Shelly tells Rob to go home... Thats what she said

A Gamer walks into the tavern, the bartender says to him, "just dont act like you control the place!"

How Dow you make a baby stop crying?? Hit it with a brick By smash45

If I were in a room with you, Hitler, Stalin, and Palin, and I had a gun with 3 bullets in it, I would drop that gun and run as fast as I could from that room. Sorry, I hate you!

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

What happened when the Irish ran out of potatoes? Millions starved.

What happened to The Guy when he got pissed on he was wet

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophobe a blow job

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