Micheal Curran...that is all.

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How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

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like if your cool

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

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why did the black man go to jail why he raped your mom

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Q:What's the difference between a lake? A: a tree, because motorcycles dont have doors... :) crf

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I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He lived a long, full life. Outside of Nantucket. But he visited occasionally.

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Why did the blonde girl drink lots of water? Because the fat comments got to her and she changed her diet to nothing but water

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whats worse than unloading a truck of dead babies with pitch forks? Finding one alive

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Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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Yo momma's so old, she lives in a nursing home and is on various medications that she needs to take to stay in optimum health.

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Why did the black man die? He was shot

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roses are red violets are blue start sucking my dick or ill kill you

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Whats orange at the bottom of the swimming pool? A baby without floaties.

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What's the worlds best ice cream? Well overall I opinion is that because but I believe down to the but don't forget to mention that chocolate ice cream plays a huge however to flip the argument moreover I find it absurd that on the plus side four sides to tell the truth I wouldn't know to summarize the argument whereas to differ I would my final point is that Chocolate Ice cream is nice.

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was tired of this joke.

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And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

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What would happen if Obama got reelected? The economy would turn to shit.

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What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

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A man walks out of a bar. He didn't bring his driver's license, but managed to do a grand theft auto and unfortunately, crashed on the way home beacuse of a tree. Also, killed 12 people by car

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