Whats worse than going to jail for the rest of your life? Going to jail naked for the rest of your life.

What's orange and is a loyalist in the orange order? Caoimhin McCann?

Pickup line: Hey babe, do you work at Mcdonalds? Because I don't have a job, are you hiring?

what is the difference between hitler and the jews? They had different religions

roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

One day 2 people were gonna fight after school and the final bell wrung then they started the mtch and the challenger says, "Hey whats the one thing that you say when you don't want to fight and ypu let the other person win?" The other guy says, "I give up?" Then the challenger says, " I WIN!!!"

Why didn't the octopus have any friends? Because they are antisocial creatures by nature. -Louis

Hey! Do you like fishsticks? Me too :)

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

what's worse than waiting 45 minutes in an amusement park ride? getting your penis chopped off.

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

Whats wrong with me? Your alive.

Knock knock. Who's there. To get to the other side.

i'm an inbred jew - Barras

An Irishman walks into a bar.....Duh.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Why did little jimmy fall of his bike? His grandma threw the refrigarator at him.

What did the man with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike

Hey, you why you say poo poo nae nae watch me whip, and do the dougie, and then happy halloween? Potato Salad

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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