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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When I see the Viagra commercial telling you about all the side effects and they say "if you have an erection lasting for more than 4 hours, call a doctor." If I have an erection that lasts that long, I'm not calling a doctor. I'm calling my mom; who I always call when I'm sick.

Q: How many teenagers does it take to change a lightbulb? A: None, they just sit in the dark and complain about it.

What's worse then the bomb that went off in boston? The second one right after.

Q: What's worse than finding out yor girlfriend is a guy? A: He had sex with your dad.

Why did the old lady talk to a tree? She had Alzheimer's and was going to die.

What did the orange say to the lemon? "Hello"

What's funny about Magic Johnson's T-Cell count? Nothing. He has AIDS, and it's a degenerative disease, that will eventually result in death. There's nothing funny about that.

Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

Have you heard about the hipster paleontologist? He liked dinosaurs better when they were underground.

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

knock knock whos there? ughh omg youre dying what yeah dear god ok ill call 911 no im fine its just a seizure ok get well soon

A black guy, a mexican, and an arab are all in the same car, Whos driving the car? The black guy because he politely offered and his friends were happy to ride with him.

whats worse than having ants in your pants? getting sotomized by a lightsaber

What do Alzheimer patients think of the internet. Happy pi day.

Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's. Hi my name is Bob and I have Alzheimer's.

what does pedobear get for christmas ? nothing he's the one giving love to all kids .

why did stuart buy an ipad from the mall. because he wanted an ipad

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

why dont you hit a black kid on a bike? its probably your bike.

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - What? Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Because he felt crummy.

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

What can hurt you if you pee on it? A rabid grizzly bear

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