- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Something told me to write "vote pancakes" so I wrote "Vote Pancakes" it said it was wrong, and now I know why, capitals.

What's the difference between a black male and a white female? There are many differences but all of which are wrong to make a joke about.

Why are pills white? Cause they work.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

A blonde and a brunette were hanging onto the edge of a cliff for dear life. The brunette somehow found the strength to climb back up. The blonde was impressed, but had muscular dystrophy so she slipped and fell to her death.

What is the difference between Steve Jobs and a PC? PC's are not dead.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What is the funniest shirt Emil heskey has ever worn? A shirt that had this joke on it

A witch walks into a bar and orders a drink. She gets her drink and proceeds to have a great time.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

Whats on my leg? A pimple. What is it doing? Releasing a white/clear puss.

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A man fell in a hole. He's dead now...

What did the one eyed boy say at the movie theater? 3D was a boy choice

yo mama is so fat she has more rolls than basken robins does flavors

Three men walk into a gay bar, and have a great time because they're all of consensual age and brought condoms for safe sex.

IKR! and I hear rondo and wade were in a fight too!

Ask me if I'm an orange? Are you an orange? No.

What did one Chinese man say to the other Chinese man? I would tell you but i don't speak Chinese therefore i have no way of translating it for you

What happens when a building has a 13th floor ? You realize this isn't a del building and fall down 13 flights.

Knock Knock. Whose there? Fed-Ex, here's your new brother.

Why did Suzie fall out of her swing? Because she had no arms.

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Whats the hardest part of the vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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