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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, I've got a strawberry stuck up my bum." Doctor: "I've got some cream for that."

Little Johnny was walking through the park... only he had no legs. Little Johnny was raped later that day... while he bled out from him having his legs cut.

What is the definition of child abuse? Ms Bazan

One early Christmas morning i went downstairs. My mother told me that she had gotten me the ultimate stocking stuffer. It was a foot

Asked by the court barber how he wanted his hair cut, the king replied: ‘In silence.

Yo momma so fat she has more chins than a Chinese phonebook. Chins in a phonebook? I don't get it.

What's good about sex with twenty-three year olds? There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between marmalade and jam?... you can't marmalade your dick down a girls throat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? because i shot him. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? he was in front of the monkey

How do you make a tissue dance? You give it dance lessons.

A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

Why'd the gay man get fired from the sperm bank? He was repeatedly late to work.

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

What do you call a Black man with a gun ?? A black man with a gun !

Roses are red Violets are blue Just smoked some Meth nelnfjknfkjnwkejnkjnwefkjnKJNFKJRNFKWNEFEJNFJNWKEJNWFKEJFN

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What do you call a man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk? A man wearing a fedora doing the moonwalk.

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