- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

A woman has sex with an Asian man, then a white man, and then a black man. She chooses to be in a relationship with the black man because he is prepared for the responsibilities of a relationship and the other two men, though both are well endowed, are not ready.

Q why was John bullied A Becuase he told kids that bullying was a bad and serious problem to get them to stop bullying jimmy unfortunately Jimmy killed himself because he was bullied to much and didn't want to live.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

How do you make a dentist cry? Kill all his family.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

Q: Why did Sally keep falling off the swing? A: She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

what's the difference between an abortion clinic and my basement? there are more dead fetuses in my basement

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have alzheimers. Cheese on toast.

How did the old man die? He was shot after eating a rather large watermelon while skydiving out of a helicopter, boob fighting 5 toddlers.

Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

What's better than wining the para Olympics? Wining the Olympics.

Jack and Jill went up the hill to get some exercise. They were getting terribly overweight.

What can a Giraffe have, that no other animal on Earth can? A baby Giraffe.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

Why did Jimmy not go to school? Because Jimmy, along with his family, were killed in a horrible house fire. Knock Knock? Who's there? Not Jimmy...

I love this website, oh shit Car Dead*

My ex wife looks like a pitbull.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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