What is the best part about being a rapist? The orgasms.

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What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

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Justin Bieber's voice sounds like Michael J. Fox playing a theramin.

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why did the baby cross the road? he was stapled to the chicken

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Why'd the cop pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

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a man walks into a bar.... his? drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Why did the Democrat cross the road? Because the glorious leader ordered it for all minions

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What does the blond say when she walks out of the salon Nothing, she is hit by a car, and promptly goes into a coma and hasnt said anything since

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting repeatedly hit in the face with a brick after getting fired from your job.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 8, 9, 10

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite movie? Around the block in 80 days.

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Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin, your mother has AIDS.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

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Listen Nero, I understand now that this is your real name, actually I know where you live thanks to the good old phonebook... ...My order is fully based on respecting and treating all living beings equally and focusing on actually putting old notions such as Gods and superstition away in order to strengthen humankind`s belief in itself and others. As for Nerometal, well, that was one of my... Lesser followers, I assure you they have been taken care off, they will not be bothering you ever again. What would it take for you to forgive our transgressions? Money? Power? Ask and you shall receive, as far as your identity goes, you shall have it back and I shall use another site in the future.

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What do you call an asian plumber? A plumber.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man. They apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I just sharpened this hatchet Don't make me use it!

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Girl 1- why was 6 afraid of 7? dog- ..................................(doesn't say anything because dogs can't ruff)

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Teacher: What is 1+1? Student: 2 Teacher: Next time raise your hand before answering a question.

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A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

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Anti Joke

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