- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did billy get after sex? Herpes

Yo momma was so ugly that everybody died.

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

why does big tom run the dock because he knows how to speak to skiiers

Why didn't the 1 month old chicken cross the road? Because by that time it's already a Mcnugget.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, most likely nobody

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

a dyslexic man walked his god.

Apple hates Blackberry.

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

A duck walks into a bar. The bartender asks the duck "What'll it be?" The duck doesn't respond because it's a duck and it can't talk.

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

What do you call a horny horse? A unicorn.

Why did the wolf cry boy? Cause he was a pedifile.

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