Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpian. Whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpian? Getting tortured to death. Whats worse than being tortured to death? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, and getting tortured to death. Whats worse than that? Getting raped by a giant scorpian, getting tortured to death, and finding a worm in your apple.

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Jimmy comes home from school one day and goes to his mother. "Mommy, guess what?" "What?" "I had sex with my teacher today!" Naturally after hearing such news the mother gets appalled and tells her husband. "Well, that's my boy" he says "Now that your a man Jimmy we're going to go out and get some drinks tonight be ready in a half an hour." So they arrive at the local bar "Wait here son, you can sit down and save us a table and I'll go get the drinks ok?" "No dad I think I'll stand" "..why? What's the matter son?" "My butt hurts"

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue Refrigerator

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Why did the chicken cross the road? For no specific reason, Chickens don't think much.

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Jim: Why did the chicken cross the road? Bill: Why? Jim: To get to the other side! Bill: I don't get it Jim: It's an anti-joke, because you expect a punchline but there is no punchline, you get it? Bill: Hold on, let me tickle myself.......oh okay now I get it hahahahaha!

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Ouch, a papercut .. what could be worse? A hatchet cut.

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what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

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What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

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why was 6 afraid of 7? because he raped her

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whats the best anti joke ever? mine you dipshit

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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Why was the multi-millionaire entreprenuer sad? He went bankrupt.

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Why is Dave's baby dead? Because his wife threw it into the path a Big-rig.

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What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

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Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

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Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

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What do you call a latino with a limp? John...his name is John

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Knock knock. Who's there? It's the government, your home is being repossessed.

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What do you get when you cross a hooker with five shots of tequila? Herpes

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Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

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If a chicken and a half lays an egg and half in a half of a day how long does it take a monkey with a peg leg to kick the seeds out of a dill pickle?

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Do homeless people get knock-knock jokes?

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A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

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The Lord told Moses to come forth. He tripped and came fifth.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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