- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? Just in case he gets a hole in one! -LEts Go Mets P.S the comment below is also very stupid

Why was the teacher having sex with her pupils? Because it was 2145 and that kind of shit is common then

Hey you must be a parking ticket, because your yellow.

knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was very unhealthy, and had a heart attack attempting too

roses are red vilotes are blue i thought i was bent but then i met you

why did the chicken cross the street? so it could throw a fridge at you, you are very loud at night for some reason and you wake everyone up. the chicken then goes home to watch gay porn videos.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

What has 8 legs and makes women scream? .....Gang rape.

What does a black person and ebola have in common? They both kill people

What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

What's worse than finding a real joke on anti-joke? Getting voted down to page 4067

Why did the prestigious college accept the Native American student? Trick question, Native Americans don't exist anymore.

Why did the hamster cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

What did Hitler say to the Jewish boy? Nothing, Hitler died many years ago...

Q: Why did the purple cantalope eat the curtains at midnight? A: Sassafrass.

My grandma has this joke where she says "knock knock." I say "who's there?" She says "I can't remember" and starts to cry

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

How do you make a baby fit in a bottle? Blender.

Hi I'm makena. I'm a cynical asshole

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