- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the slaughter house.

Why did the goat cross the road. To put his sacrifices into the pentagram.

"George? I wanna tend da wabbits, George" - Lennie Smalls

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand, as asks the man running the stand, "Hey, got any grapes?" The man suffers a heart attack from the shock of a talking duck

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Why can't a cat fly Because it doesn't have wings.

Why could the grandma chew? She couldn't she had no teeth

How do you prevent a drowning..? A: You don't throw the black man in the portwater

Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

Why couldn't Suzie put on her boots? Because she got her legs amputated.

What do you call your mother's bipolar brother with three arms? Uncle.

Listen Supervisor, this is Agent Clarke of the GOV and the WHO, I suggest you respond ASAP, I suggest you put set me in touch with either Lady, or Axel Knight right away, this is a matter of your personal security.

Why wouldn't Julius Caesar like olives on his pizza? Because he's dead.

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What do you get when you pull down your pants in public? Most likely a criminal record for indecent exposure.

I'm a blonde... rejected from Kaplan.

A knock knock B who's there A nobody

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

What do you call an arab with a beard? How cares what his name is just shoot him!

How many fat people does it take to screw in a light bulb? Three. One to hold the ladder, another to screw it in. The third one stands to the side, just in case it breaks.

What do you call a black man in green shoes and a yellow hat ? Nothing,thats just him pursuing in his own regular casual outfit there for you would just notice him as a normal man walking around with shoes and a hat on so there is nothing to call him

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