- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yolo Pierre because of Etzio tickle shits faggatron and individual nut join forces to become the shit suckers

What did hitler say to the jacket potato? Your fucked now!

Did you hear about Phil in accounting? No? Well he was trying to make a new type of car. He took the seats from a ford engine from a dodge, and the frame from a toyota. Do you know what he got? 5 years in jail.

what are the best kind of bees none they sting and hurt like hell

Bill Clinton, George Bush, and Barak Obama all found a magical lamp. The Genie appeared and said, "I will grant one wish for all of you, and one wish only." Bill wished to become president. The other two thought that would be pretty cool and did the same. (ic3)

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding out your Grandmother died.

What did rangler get on anti joke? Thumbs down.

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What was wrong with the man watching a black and white television program? He wasn't watching a black and white television program at all-he actually had color blindness.

Why was the girl-scout crying? I hit her in the knee with a baseball bat.

Why did little Jimmy fall off his bike? Because I threw a fridge at him.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

A man walks into a bar. Oh, wait, no. It was a horse. So... A man walks into a horse

Why couldn't the mother make her son's funeral? She died in a car crash on the way there.

If David has 40 chocolate bars and eats 35 what does David have now? Diabetes, David has diabetes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ken. Can I some and use your toilet, I really need a shit.

What is big white and will kill you if it falls out of a tree in winter A refrigerator

Four blonds are driving to Disneyworld. They got in a crash and died.

Think of a number, add it by 7, subtract it by 2, and multiply it by 4. Now close your eyes, isn't it dark?

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So, what happens when Germany attacks France? France proceeds to slaughter the attackers mercilessly, as it was during the Feudal Ages, a time when France was Europe's superpower.

What red, white, and blue? A white person who was raped by a clown.

What did the cat say to the dog before chasing each other You have a nice looking ass

What did the penguin do in the desert? Die.

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