When does a cat not land on its feet? When it has paws.

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Why wouldn't Rose let go of Jack? Freddie told her that he was just a poor boy and nobody loves him.

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How do you make a blond cry? You punch her in the face.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

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What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

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A car with three black people in it is driven off a cliff and everyone dies. Why is this a tragedy? Because it is always a tragedy when human life is lost.

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What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs? Names.

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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how to you mess with helen keller? Re-arrange her furniture

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What's easier than a whore? Doesn't matter, your mom's a whore either way.

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Q:What is your maturity on a scale of 1 to 100? A:69

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What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face?" The horse says "I have Cancer."

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Teacher: Why did you fail this test? Student: Because the hamster that gives energy to my brain just died.

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how do you make a clown sad? you push it off a swing.

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Q: How many Jewish people can fit in a four door sedan? A: 4, or possibly 5, depending on the sedan's optional seating, and depending on whether the gentleman are comfortable enough with each other to scoot closer to allow a 5th friend to join in.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

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Who invented chocolate? I don't know! Keep it to yourself.

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America's Got Talent WIN! Britian's Got Talent WIN! Mexico's Got Talent WTF!

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What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

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What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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