There was a girl that got on the bus . The bus started moving as soon as sat . The bus driver looked up at the window and saw the girl coming closer . Every time she came closer , the more he looked , the girls nose kept on bleeding more and more . When the girl was right next to the bus driver , he started to shudder in fear looking forward , knowing that she is there . When he looks to his right , the girl looked at him , then looked at the window . And started to pick her nose .

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Did you hear why the peanut got arrested by walking next to another peanut? One got a-salt-ed

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What's Green and has Wheels? Ian Leighton... I LIED ABOUT THE GREEN

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "why the long face?" he replies: "I was walking with my wife and was mauled by a bear"

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what do you call a black man in a police car? either officer or offender, depending on what role he has in the crime.

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Why was the black man afraid of leaving his house? Because he has severe agoraphobia and cannot function normally in society.

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What's worse than finding a baby in a dumpster? Being late on your taxes

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Joseph Fritzl.

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What's worse than missing your flight? 9/11

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Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

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Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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What's green and if you eat it you die? A Biljarts table.

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Why couldnt rex bark??? because he was a fish!

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

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What is black, white, and red all over? A penguin that someone shot with red paintballs.

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Solvemedia fun: It says happy trails, a good one. Then it says Your answer below. ANSWER TO WHAT? To happy trails? Is that even a question? Is this world gonna explode? Is Santa real? Will Jesus ever return? I This and much more in the next exciting episode of Dragon NutZ SEE!

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On christmas, a bunch of happy kids get machine guns for christmas.Meanwhile in afghanistan, a bunch of dissapointed kids are getting ice skates.

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A man gets home from work with red on his collar. His wife asks what it is. The man replies "I had sex with a young woman, your to old and you disqust me"

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YOU MEAN SHE ACTUALLY EVER LIKED ME? WOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH! Anyway, tell her to contact me here, during the number of letters up there divided by a certain number you got over there, minus the letters here subtracted with the VEEEEEEERY same ammoooouuuuunt... Moral: God I need to invent a code system that makes me sound less like Jim Carrey on crack...

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

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what did the women say when she saw a tiger maul a rabbit? she didn't see it, she was in the kitchen cooking and ironing

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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