- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

If I was in a room with Osama bin laden and george bush, and my friend. And I had a gun with two bullets, I'd shoot my friend twice.

knock knock i have diarrhea

whats long, hairy, and has one eye? my cat fluffy, he has cancer.

Three men are walking, the first one walks into a bar. He has a couple of drinks because he is depressed. He drives home, drunk, and dies in a car accident. His wife finds out and hangs herself.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, My grandmother has degenerative brain disease, We may need to euthanise her.

Knock knock. Who's there? Bob, your neighbor. Okay, come in.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What's worse than 50 dead babies stapled to trees? 47 dead babies stapled to trees (it's better if it's a nice, round number.)

What did the hammer say to the screwdriver? You're a tool

Polly went out for a fag. Then she was raped.

Why was Blue looking for her clue. She was drugged by a stranger and ended up inside of Mailbox.

What did peter griffin say to the black guy? Oh you are black.

How do you kill a squirrel? Take the jaws of life. Rip it in half. And suck on the organs.

Did you hear about that creepy guy on Facebook? He was un-friended

What do you call a man with no eyes? A hero for going to war and surviving being tortured by the Vietnamese.

Yo momma so fat that she was diagnosed with obesity and may need medical assistance in the future and will be reliant on you, her child.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

The man said to his wife love hurts. the wife then progressed with punching in the face.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

why were maddie and maddy and rachel and jill all friends? we all enjoy pizza

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