Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear. The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

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Why did the black guy seem so black next to a white guy? Because he had more melanin in his skin

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the boy with no legs get? A treadmill.

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what do you call a woman who has sex for money? smart.

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How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

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Why did the boy drop his ice cream? He simply lost grip of the cone and it fell out of his hand

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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What did the award-winning physicist say to the community college graduate? I'll have Chicken McNuggets please.

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Do you know how I know you're gay? 'Cuz your dick taste like shit.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I really hate poultry related jokes.

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why did u put your iphone in the blender?!?!? because i wanted to make apple juice..

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Knock knock The boy doesn't answer because it's dangerous to open your door to strangers while home alone.

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How did Chris die? Bush-fire

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A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

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What's the difference between a 1980 mustang and a pile of dead babies? I don't have the mustang in my garage.

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"I'm so hungry!" "Hello so hungry, I am Matt. You must come from a very odd family if your name is " so hungry"!

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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Q: Why did the girl fell from the swing? A: Because she had no arms.

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Yo mamma's so fat she has her own zip code!!! :) Well... the actual reason is she is filthy rich and her house is so big that it takes up a bunch of room, and now that im talking about her i really wanna be her even though shes fat!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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