- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? He had no arms Why couldnt he get up? He had no legs What did the boy get for Christmas? Cancer What did the boy get for Easter? A funeral Knock, knock Who's there? Not the boy.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? The Mexican blind cave tetra (Astyanax mexicanus).

Person: hey buddy have you heard the greteat news Freind: yea you have aids Person: no my wife jusr became a pristatue an she had ten patients already i was her first

Why did the horse say moo? Because it's a cow

What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a hammer and the other one is a watermelon.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a woman

What is green and red and flies 100 miles an hour? Super Frog.

Whats the hardest part of a vegetable to eat?? The WheelChair

This is Axel, if you are who I think you are, you are late.

What's the difference between an iPhone and a Samsung Galaxy? Google it, there are many differences.

Your mmma is so stupid when we said the drinks were in the house. She went looking for them!

Justin Bieber's gay!! My butt is sexier!(;

A black man goes outside to shoot some hoops. He misses all of them because not all blacks are good at basketball.

Everybody love food when they are hungry

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Tulips are white and Pansies are pink.

What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

A dancer walks into a barre

My wife asked me to prepare our son for his first day of school. He's a ginger so I punched him in the face, and stole his lunch money.

roses are red, violets are purple, some poems rhyme, but this one doesn't

Why did Carl the cat die? he didnt. he's still alive.

How do you stop a little boy from annoying you? You chop his balls of. Why was the little boy sad? Because someone chopped his balls off.

- Knock, knock. -- How many dead babies does it take to cross the street and walk into a bar? - That's an odd question to ask to a visitor. -- Your mom.

the WNBA.

What would a gay man do with a jelly doughnut? Thoroughly enjoy its fruity taste.

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