- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

I am green. You are blue. Jokes are infinite. This is too.

Roses are red Violets are blue Last but not least, Bananas are yellow.

how do you kill a baby? introduce it to alice cooper

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Doctor, doctor, I just swallowed a roll of film! That was an incredibly foolish and dangerous thing for you to do. I would be surprised if you survived another day before the chemicals corrode your stomach lining and release hydrofluoric acid throughout your body causing sepsis.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Q: Why do Asian children tend to be smarter than other children A: They have longer school years

Why was the man so angry? Because the woman was not in the kitchen

Jack be nimble. Jack be quick. But Jack still couldn't out run that bullet.

A man walk's into a bar with a monkey, I fotgot the rest of the joke. Your mom is a whore.

Q: Whats the difference between a trash can full of dead babies, and a porch? A: A porch isnt in my garage.

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

An anti-Semite, a Jew and an American walked into the bar. The barman said: "Hi, Sara".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

pobody's nerfect

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

What do retards eat for lunch? Grilled Cheese

A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

what's funny about war? nothing!

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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