In a stranded island, a plane crashes. Only one man survives. He asks himself "Where do I bury everybody else?" The others proceed to look at him strangely. He was the only surviving male.

Wanna hear a joke about my penis? Oh wait I shouldn't tell you, it's too long

Why was the man weird... Stevie Wonder

Sally bought a shakeweight. She is an alcoholic and is ruining her family.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, We have STD's, Now so do you!

What's more absurd than a goldfish astronaut? A jew that cares about palestinians

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

What do you call a flat-chested woman with a penis? A man.

what is your moms favorite website? Wait did I say mom. Oh I'm not very sorry.

There's this traveling merchant from Flint, MI. He goes door to door trying to sell shampoo. He is having a lot of trouble selling shampoo in Flint because they were hit hard during the recession and now ahve trouble affording even the most seemingly cheap products.

Knock knock! Who's there? Joe Barkley. Joe Barkley who? ...

Q: A man walked into a bar and said, "Ouch!" Why? A: The man walked into a METAL bar.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

What's worse than being raped? Finding out it was your uncle.

so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

What is worse than torturing, "forcibly penetrate" and then slowly and painfully kill nine billion people? The Holocaust?

my parents let me say words that start with sh and end in it. shit what else could it be

Der Ter-Rerks, nern ter serrentersts ers "Terernerserers Rerks", wers er dernerser dert lerved ern der Certersers perrerd. Ert wers er mert erter, prering ern smerler, plernt-erterng dernersers serch ers herdrersers ernd serrerperds. Ert erser hernterd der herned herberver Tersererterps, werd erverderns erf ferts ferned ern der ferserlersed rermerns.

Your mom is so fat that she has diabetes and if she does not stick to her medical diet, her foot will be removed, but she started binge eating because of you in the first place, and if you don't straighten our your life, you will inadvertently be the cause of your mothers death.

If you just read this, You're dead.

Your mom is so retard that she needs "special help" from medical professionals. :3 <33

There was a little boy and a little girl in a bathtub having a bath. Suddenly the little girl looked down at the boy. "Can I touch it?" "No way -- you already broke yours off!"

Anti Joke

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