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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is a pirates favorite crime? Piracy, which is still a serious problem in today's society.

How many midgets does it take to change a light bulb? If you do the math, it's probably one.

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

how did sally die? she starved because she cant get in to get the nuggets.

What do you call thousands of people running through london? The marathon

What is funny about civil and women's rights? Nothing, they are very serious matters.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

Where was the Decoration Of Independence Signed? At the bottom.

Q: What causes earthquakes? A: Your mother walking.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. Bartender asks her, "why the long face?". She tells him it's from her parent's genes.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What did the Asian say to his racist friend? You're racist

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the user is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q-Why did the man fall out of the behemoth A- he had no legs

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Why didn't the man get into Harvard? Because he had bad grades

How many babies does it take to cover a roof? Depends on how thinly you slice them.

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