a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

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How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

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In the middle of english class, Little Timmy raised his hand and asked "Can I use the restroom" The english teacher said " I don't know, CAN you?" Little Timmy said "When I was using "can" I was using its secondary model form as a verbal modifier asking for permission, as opposed to expressing an ability. I thought since you were a teacher you'd know that. My bad. MAY I use the restroom?

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What did the Apostle John say to Jesus of Nazareth? "Oh, blow it out your butthole."

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what do you get when you cross a baby and a car a baby shaped dent, and a dead baby

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do a watermelon and a bunny have in common? they are both green except the bunny

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an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

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Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

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Q: What is strange about Arabs? A: Very little.

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haha black people :D

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how do u stop a cat from peeing on the floor? Kill it... haha

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What's green and runs through the forest? - A pack of cucumbers. What's wrong with that? - Cucumbers aren't pack animals.

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A bear wakes up from hibernation and is hungry. He sees a nearby forest cabin and decides to see if he can find food inside. The bear breaks into the cabin and thus the people staying there frantically run away to call animal control.

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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What do short Mexicans do after a hot shower? Dry off with a towel like everyone else,

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Why did the boy fall? He got tackled by a man that was 400 pounds.

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Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

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Why was the door opened? Because I opened it

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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If you are reading this you are a nerd

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I like my women how I like my ice-cream Out cold.

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roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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