- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did nena say in the library while her and her friends were on anti-jokes? I don't know. I wasn't there.

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

how do you kill a black guy ? AIDS

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

Q: How are a plum and a rabbit alike? A: They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

"bluar blah blah blarRR/ the stupid pointless part" dead people/ animals/ objects can't talk/ drive/ operate compueter, lol I'm so focken funni

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Q: What is the difference between a moose and a cow? A: How they're spelled.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? "Robin, get in the Batmobile."

These Jokes suck.

What does a weasel and a naked college girl have in common? No clothes

What do you get when you cross a black man and an octopus? I don't know, but it sure would pick a lot of cotton.

Why did the farmer cross the road? To catch the chicken

A plane crashes in a polish cemetery the authorities have found 2000 bodies

Why can't you fit 100 oranges in a bathtub? Because motorcycles don't have doors

How did the Mexican get across the boarder? He applied for a student visa. He was a promising young scholar who had no trouble being accepted to a prestigious college.

What happened to the little girl who fell into the lake? She was rescued and made a complete recovery.

What did the man say before he died? I am going to die.

How do you get four gay guys to sit on one barstool? It's quite difficult, it would be easier to just get 3 more barstools.

Q: How do you get a blonde out of a tree? A: Throw a moneky at her

Q: a man in a camry runs over his wife. who's fault is it? A: toyota and their breaks.

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