- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

look im not better than you, your a ten im a two your a queen im a fool you got looks i got scares u got talent i got beuty to its a win win

What do you call a woman who is addicted to crack, has a light mustache and huge saggy tits, has had 4 kids with 4 different fathers and makes her living giving hand-jobs behind the bus station? Mom.

what did the black guy say to the white guy? black guy: hello how are you doing white guy: good i guess.... just heard they shut down KFC black guy: that sucks

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferarri? I don't have a ferarri in my garage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

Why did the man walk into the grocery store? Because he had run out of peanut butter

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

Roses are red The grass is green I want you in my bed If you know what I mean.

What do a black man and a dog have in common? They're both going to die some day.

Q: What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? A: "Here come the elephants over the hill!"

Thats the magic of Moral Man, I do not make people my bitches, they curl up and do it all for me. Moral: HEEEEEY BITCHEEEEEES! WAZZAAAAP!

Whats brown and smells bad poo

How much does Michael Vick love his dogs? More than Casey Anthony loved her daughter.

What has hands but can't clap? - A Quadraplegic

A rooster lays an egg on top of a henhouse. Which way does the egg fall? Roosters don't lay eggs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he knew that the neighbors wouldn't "touch him there"

Three bitches walk into a bar, and die

Why does the fat kid no longer have friends? He died after falling out of a tree.

How do you teach a blond how to cook? You give her a cookbook, a kitchen, and maybe turn Paula Dean's show on.

What's white and sticky.... Jizz

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