- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bath tub? One second let me count them.

Black people having a Job.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

What's more fucked up that the Bill Cosby rape accusations? Sam and Adele's shower time on a Wednesday night

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What's brown and sticky? A black man covered in syrup.

Q: Why does Billy get bullied at school? A: Because he has Down's Syndrome

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

What did the duck say to the Pope? Quack.

roses are red, violets are red, ive been shot in the eye with a pelet gun, please ,please help

What's 1+5 2+4 3+3 4+2 5+1 Whats 6+1 If you said 6 you're stupid.

KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

Why did the bird fall out of the sky? It had no wings.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What happened when the boy stood up? He had all his limbs hacked off and soon after died.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

What's invisible? A lot of stuff.

yo mamas so young shes gonna b born soon

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