What do you do if your walking into a room full of Lions and Jaguars? You stop walking.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

What did the man say to the other man. Hi

Why was the little boy sad? Both of his parents died in a tragic car accident.

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

whats the difference between a frog and a toad ones a frog

1-"What's the worst thing about a joke?" 2-"The stupid punchlines at the end" 1-"No-- when someone dies and can't live to tell it..." (laughter) 3-"What joke you guys laughing at." 2-"None of you're business" 3-"Damn I really wanted to know" 1-"Didn't we all."

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, because they have turned to alcoholism because there is no God. GO COMMUNISM, BOO AMERICA.

A Japanese Nuclear Scientist goes to the swimming pool, and buys a ticket. He went to the changing rooms and proceeded to have a lovely bit of exercise, which helped him burn off the calories from his carbohydrate based luncheon.

What did the soldier get for his birthday? Shot in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had gotten out of its coop.

Ask me if I'm well Are you well? No

"You just went and made a new dinosaur?" "And due to its well-developed core muscles the staff behind Jurassic World has called it - 'ABDOMINUS PEX'." "That's a stupid name."

Ok is 25 really funnier than 24 because i think 8008 or 5318008 are way funnire tahn 24 or 35 just saying

A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

What do you call a black man on the moon?? Never going to happen

Dont joke about the holocaust. My grandfather died there, he fell off the guard tower.

Cripples are lame.

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

I got 99 problems and they're all related to long history of drug abuse

The chickens have become self-aware!

Why did the mailman deliver the wrong mail to people's houses? He's a bad mailman.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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