roses are red, violets are blue... thats what they tell me because im blind

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Why did Hitler kill himslef? He saw his gas bills.

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Why did the girl scream at old people? She had turrets. www.youtube.com/LouisGames www.twitch.tv/KiLM_Ghostz

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someone called someone else a frog

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What's worse than killing 6,000,000 Jews? Killing 6,000,001.

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Grease is the word that you heard it's got groove it's got meaning

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Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

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roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

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A dog walks into a bar Because the door was open -Tag

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knock knock who's there? nobody. then why are you knocking?

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What did one dog say to the other? Nothing silly...dogs can't talk.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? At age two, she contracted an illness that left her blind, deaf, unable to speak, and was considered backwards of intelligence. She lived in a dark and hopeless world of her own, rendering her unable to do anything, let alone drive.

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How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

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I have a dirty joke. Yesterday I fell in the mud.

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Whats invisible and smells lile carrots? Rabbit fart

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Cheetahs run at an alarmingly fast rate for short periods of time. Until I shoot them with harpoons.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Have you seen the newest starwars? What movie? I mean that episode where stars fight... Will Smith vs Keanu Reeves? I am talking about the stars in the sky firing at each other! You know, those star pilots on planes... Flown by Will Smith and Keanu Reeves? BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! (You heard that one in your head)

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Q: What did one water bottle say to another water bottle? A: Nothing. Water bottles are inanimate objects and are thus unable to communicate.

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Where did the kid go when the bomb exploded? Everywhere

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How do you scare off a ghost? Tell him your ready for a commitment.

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A seal walks into a club.

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What did the black guy say to the japanese ninja with super fighting skills? Nothing, because he neck was sliced before he could.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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