- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How was my day, you ask? First of all, I don't own a day. And second of all, it hasn't ended.

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you call a truck full of dead babies? Not enough.

Why did the man feel like he was flying? Because he had just committed suicide by jumping off of a tall building.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Listen, it's a free country.

Why did the booger throw a fit? Because it was getting picked on.

What's brown and sticky? Feces.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Do you know what one golf ball said to the other? Nothing they are lifeless objects

What's worse than finding a band aid in your Crock-pot? Finding a Crock-pot in your band aid.

Why did Susie fall off the swings? Because she was hit by a truck.

You're so fake, Barbara Millicent Roberts is jealous of you.

A grasshopper walks into a bar and no one notices because it's just a little insect.

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

Yo mama so fat, her Patronus is a cake.

There once was a mam from Peru He dreamed he was eating a shoe It wasn't... It was a goat

What's the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry made it out the chamber.

What's the difference between a Pimple and a Priest? One waits till you're 13 to "come" on your face.

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