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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

What did the elephant say to the naked man? "Cute, cute, but can it pick up peanuts?"

What did the tiger say to the jellyfish? Nothing; tigers can't talk. And if they could the chances of a tiger meeting a jellyfish would be very slim.

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

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If I was trapped in a closet with you and a bear, and I only had two bullets, I would shoot you twice!

What did a husband do when he came home to find his wife murdering their children? Nothing. There is no excuse for domestic violence.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because it slipped from his hand.

What's the relationship between a frog and a building? They have nothing to do with each other so stop trying to figure out this query.

What happens when an alien touches fire? It gets burnt

A man offered a little boy a ride home. He drove the boy home where his father preceeded to beat him senseless.

Jake pulled out a gun and held it to his head, planning to fool his friends because he knew the gun was empty. Then his friend thought he was helping out his suicidal friend by stabbing him.

Yo mama so fat, she was diagnosed with Type 2 Diabetes and has been instructed by her physician to exercise and regularly monitor her blood glucose levels.

why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't he got ran over half way.

Q: why did the dog fall down the stairs? A: Because I pushed him down.

What did the plane say to the world Trade Center on 9/11? Nothing a plane is an object therefore cannot talk.

why did the man shoot himself in the foot? because he didnt have the safety on and he had no gun handling skills.

what has four legs but cant walk? a dog after anal

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a lollipop? 782

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a pub. They order drinks, then leave without speaking to each other. It was pure coincidence they walked into the bar at the same time. They had no connections to each other, them being from three different countries.

How can you tell if someone is a global warming alarmist? Their IQ on average is 10 points below normal

Whats better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded

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