My closet is like the wardrobe to Narnia, accept my closet isnt a portal into a magical world.

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mary poppins' handbag is full of fuckin dick

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Gustavo Andrade

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What do you get when you cross The Incredible Hulk and King Kong? Two angry fictional characters.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Jim: Kevin, how old are you? Kevin cries because they are twins. His Brother was hit in the head with a bat yesterday and does not remember anything.

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My mom told me and my brother to lean up on a commercial...we were watching netflix

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

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what did the blind, deaf, paraplegic child get for christmas? other than cancer, nothing.

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You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

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Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

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What do you call man with no limbs or a head? Your neighbor.

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Ross.

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whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

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What did the Insomniac, Dyslexic Priest do? He stayed up all night wondering if there really is a Dog.

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why did the feminist cross the road? to suck a dick

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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What do you call an armless legless man swimming? Dead

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What is the fastest bird in air? NONE WHO NEEDS TO RIDE BIRDS WHEN YOU HAVE AIROPLANES!!!!

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What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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