- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

What's green and can dance? A Cloud. I lied.

How did the chicken get to the other side? He crossed the road.

why did the boy call the girl a bitch? Because she was beautiful.

What's disabled and red all over. The kid I hit with my car.

Guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. He orders a beer with two cubes of ice. The bartender ask why does he want two cubes of ice. The guy doesn't answer. He finishes his beer and proceeds to go home safely because he was not intoxicated.

What did George Washington say to his men before crossing the Delaware River? "Men, we're crossing the Delaware River."

a dyslexic man walked his god.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

Apple hates Blackberry.

What's worse than burning a candle. Burning the bible. -Juanita

What do you get when you see a black man writing? A man devoted to getting a education.

Roses are red Violets are blue Most rhymes rhyme But this one doesnt

How do you make a cripple cry Cut of his legs, THEN telll him a joke

Why is the dog in the driver seat? Why is there birds making you filet mignon? Why is your toe blue? I don't know the answer. Go talk to your doctor

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

Why was the Mexican stopped at the border? He forgot his passport.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? You aren't married to a girlfriend.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was DEAD! But why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was stapled to the first monkey... But then why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? P-p-p-p-eer pressure

Why couldn't the little seven year old girl paint her finger nails? She fell in front of a train.

Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

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