What's worse than finding a worm on your apple? Trench foot on your eyebrow.

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So, Ryan Dunn was driving under the influence of alcohol. The result of this action proved to be fatal for both Ryan and his passenger; who happened to be his close and personal friend.

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I found my car in the lot with a broken tail-light and a note under the windscreen wipers. I accidentally reversed into your car, Lots of people saw me do it. They all think I'm writing down my name and details, Well, I'm not.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? cancer

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Latvia isn't a joke

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Why is Chuck Norris so frickin awesome? He just is cause he's chuck norris

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

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Guy: I have a gun get in my van Girl: SHOTGUN!

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

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How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

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What's white and can't climb trees? A fridge

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A Women is holding a piece of paper with her rights what is she holding a grocery list

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Kid: Mom I'm gonna dig a hole all the way to China! Mom: That's sweet but it's impossible dear. You'll get to tired after awhile to go any farther. Also, by any chance you did dig really deep, you would melt and die if you got the the center because the magma will kill you when you get to it. Alright son? Kid: What?

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Q: What did the crippled deaf kid get for Christmas? A: A motorised wheelchair and a cochlear implant. Good for him.

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Knock Knock!! . . (There is no response as nobody's home)

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How many dogs does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. Dogs don't have thumbs.

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Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

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Why was 7 afraid of 8? Because 8-9-10.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Who the hell knows..?

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Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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