- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's upside down? umop apisdn

What do you call a guy with a puppy, candy, and a windowless white van? You're next baby sitter.

What did one tree say to the other tree? Nothing, trees can't talk.

How did i get from Pakistan to Iraq Iran

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

Why did people run from the chicken? Because they didnt want to get bit by the chicken

Q: What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby? A: I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline.

What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Was the worlds most expensive comedian any fun? Well, he was funny, but they where all cheap laughs. Moral: Expensive jokes are expensive.

Why do women live longer? Once their sexual and metabolistic hormones are moleculy different from men's, their metabolism is different and act on different organs and vice-versa. Therefore, they live longer. Still, in a worldwide average, more men born than women.

what's worse than 24? 6 million.

Q: Why did Steve fall out of the tree A: He was raking the leaves

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

Why did it take Da Vinci so long to paint the Sistine Chapel? Because it was painted by Michelangelo.

Why did the young girl fall off her bike? Because somebody threw a fridge at her.

You know what pansies remind me of? What? A flower

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

A man is walking on the beach and discovers a lamp in the sand. He takes it home to polish it. Eventually it looks like new and he gets a fairly reasonable price from an antique shop.

What did the minority say to the white person? Aboobasashagaboogly. He was uneducated, along with the other minorities in the world.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Roses are red, my binoculars are blue. When your window's open, i'm watching you.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Fruit loops.

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