A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a whiskey sour and a mop.

Knock knock Who's there? Barack obama

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

What's the difference between a bowl of chili and a urologist? One's hot n' spicy and the other analyzes urine. -Emo Phillips

Have you heard of the dog that sounds like Megan fox? No Oh, well ummm apperantally there's this ummm dog that sounds like Megan fox. So ummm yeah. Pretty interesting stuff

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what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

What did the man say to the cat? I thought you were fake.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

why did the person cross the road? to catch the chicken

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

What do you call a white man without a face? Dead. What do you call a black man without a head? Negger.

A black man walks up to a white man, and the black man says YO DIGGITY DAWG WASSAP FO DRIZZLE PLAYA BEEP BOBOTY BOP. And the white man stands there, confused as to what the black man said.

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

I got 99 problems but a bitch ain't one . Though , I do have cancer .

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Why did the black man across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

What did the blind man say to his wife? -would you mind helping me upstairs, for I cannot see.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

what do you get if you cross a retard with ruddell? andrew ruddel

Which is worse, 9/11 or the holocaust? Biting into an apple and finding a worm.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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