- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

I am paralyzed from the neck down.

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why did Sallt fall off the swings? she had no arms knock knock who's there not Sally

why did the chicken cross the road it didn't it got hit y a car

your moma is sao fat that she is gay . nope im sorry thats just mean.

Why are Mexicans so good at jumping, swimming and running? They aren't. You're just racist.

what's the worst lie in the universe? I swear to god that was my last piece of gum

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey!!!" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a bmw? I don't have a bmw in my garage.

Why were two black men fighting for a dollar that fell on the floor? Because they both lost their homes in the crashing market and have to care for their ill children that need money for medical expenses.

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby in a clown suit.

What did Stephen Hawking say to his daughter? Nothing, his illness prevents him from talking. And letting a high-tech wheelchair make human sounds isn't talking!!!

A frog, duck, monkey and beaver each enter a bar being carried by a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. If your wondering, the redhead carried two animals.

Roses are red, violets are blue, twilight is gay and Justi Bieber too.

Q: Why did they bury the Indian? A: Because he was dead.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? ruh-ruh-blah-blah-bluh

Whats better than 1 person in your oven? 9 people in your oven.

three peanuts where walking down a dark alley, one was asalted

What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

What do you call a dog with no legs? Doesn't matter what you call it, they aren't going to come.

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

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