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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What time is it? It depends in your location and time zone

A guy wanted to write a joke. He didn't.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? One is a bottom-feeding scum sucker, and the other is an advisor who assists people by representing them on legal matters.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

Did you hear about the Nun in the Twin Towers? Yeah, she died too

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

what do you call a black man in a cop car? a policeman

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

What did the orphan get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

I used to say "I used to be an adventurer like you but then I took an arrow to the knee" like you but then I took an arrow in the knee.

What is the worst part about eating a vegetable? Eating the wheelchair too.

A black man "walks into" a club. Several minutes later he is dead. The police, in a later press conference, refuse to admit that the club ever left the officer's belt.

Why was the man picking his nose? Because he was born without one, and found one he liked.

roses are red violets are blue I lost my dog to typhoid it was an unfortunate case of bed luck

-Knock! Knock! -Who's there? -Bob. Is Brian's here? -Wrong adress. Brian's home is the first one at your right. -Oh sorry. Have a nice day.

Why does a new mother have big jugs? Her baby died of Sudden infant death syndrome.

(Pretend you're an orphan.) Knock knock. Who's there? Not your parents.

Two blondes were in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their car with a coat hanger. They had left the keys inside and no-one was around to help.

these guys im about to shoot owen,john,henry,shawn

Q. Why did the lotion soothe the person's skin? A. Because its ingredients were selected because of their propensity to soothe skin.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

What's the difference between Newt Gingrich's cat and a hand grenade? Gingrich's cat is a domesticated quadriped mammal, a hand grenade is a small bomb that can be thrown by hand

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