What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

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a man walks into a bar... he was shot to death because he was a slave during the 1910s

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Heard about the dyslexic fellow who sold his soul to Santa? That worked out OK, but Christmas was hell.

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Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What color is a red house Red What color is a blue house Blue What color is a white house White What color is a green house Clear

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What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

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If an ugly person got raped. What would that be called? Nothing. It is never gonna happen. Kelvin Yang.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to the hospital for his concussion, seeing as the bar was made of metal

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A boy and his dad are in bed and his dad is telling him a story. And the cow told the farmer to get out of the bar. Now, what did the farmer say? Holy shit a talking cow!

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What would Osama Bin Laden be doing if he were alive today? Drowning

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roses are grey violets are grey im a dog

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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Q: What happens after you have sex with Michelle Obama? A: You wake up and kill yourself.

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How do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open it up and stick him in. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Take out the elephant and put in the giraffe.

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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Did you know Helen Keller had a tree house? Niether did she

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Roses are brown Violets are brown I should probably water My garden soon.

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what do u call a joke with no punchline? A non-harmful joke

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I walk the path less taken. Moral: Everything in life is a moral, as far as I care immorality does not exist, everything goes, I AM MORAL MAN!! He`s the MORAL MAN IIS HEE A MORAAL OR IS HEE... (you know Ozzy) AND NOW THAT YOU ARE DOMINATED you can go back to your fun, or reply, again, but you see, at this point I am already elswhere, so if you reply, you lose your control of your nasal coughanalcough nerve endings, and the potency of course.

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I met a muslim girl the other day Shes the bomb

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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why shouldnt you throw a rock at a black guy on a bike? Just because its not very nice.

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Yo Mama so ugly I don't know how she found your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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