What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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Why did the plane crash? Cause the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

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hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

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What do you get a man that has evreything? Aids

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 raped 9.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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Why did the old lady walk across the road? She was on her way to the convenience store on the other side.

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Q: Whats more funny than a pile of dead babies? A: The one in the center eating its way out

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Hey look i just made a jo... shit.

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Why did the koala fall of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the other koala fall off the tree? It was stapled to the first koala.

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Why DIDN'T the chicken cross the road? Because it got hit by a bus

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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Want to hear a joke? No.

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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What's better than a stick? A stone

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knock knock who's there boo boo who why are you crying it's just a joke

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what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

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Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

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there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

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Q: How do you do to get an elephant down from a tree? A: Wait for the fall when the leaves start falling you shoot it down.

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hwhy did the monkey fall out of the tree? he got shot. why did the other monkey fall out of the tree? he was nailed to the first one.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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