- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

Whats the difference between a dog and a bird? They both fly

Q: what's yellow and can't use chopsticks. A: corn

Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

WHAT DOES A NUMBER DO WHEN IT'S HORNE? MATHDERBATION

Q: what's green and has wheels? A: a john deere tractor

What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick

What's worse than your console not switching on? A mutilated body.

So a man walks into a bar. Unfortunately, he had brittle bone disease, cracked open his skull and bled to death on the pavement.

what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

How many Alzheimer patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side!

Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

What happens when a man goes to college? He gets a degree and graduates most of the time or he fails miserably.

Looks like this is a puts on sunglasses Pair of sunglasses

How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

Guess what? I like trains.

How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

What is the difference between a black person and a pizza? Nothing, they both taste like chicken

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