Why was the Saudi Arabian terrorist flying a plane in America? He was going to visit some family on a ranch in Kansas.

How do you stop a black man from running? You shoot his knee caps.

what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

what did the man say to the person he hates? nothing!

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

What did the cop say to the speeding black man? "Can I see your license and registration?"

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

Q:Why didn't the Mexican get out of the box? A:Because he liked it in the box.

Reality is often boring. TV is often bad for you. Reality TV is boring AND bad for you.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

Knock, knock Who's there? It's me Me who? Just open your damn door funny guy it's freezing out here

Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

There are two parrots sitting on a perch. One parrot says to the other parrot, "Do you smell fish?"

What do we call the science of classifying living things? Racism

Do You Know You Have Cancer?

What happens when a drunk driver meets a stoned driver? A head on collision

One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How many beavers does it take to paint a house blue? 0, beavers cant paint.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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