Rawan what are you looking at, stop reading this

A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

What did the little Jew boy get for Christmas? nothing he is a Jew, he doesn't celebrate Christmas.

Q: What's the difference between Rush Limbaugh and the Hindenburg? A: One is a huge, flaming, Nazi gasbag, and the other is a drug-addicted talkshow host.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

If you can fit many clowns in a car and many mexicans in a car...how many mexican clowns will fit?

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

"Hey ask me if i'm fat" "Are you fat" "Leave me alone"

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

why were the niggas in paris? rhetorical question. everyone knows they aren't french

why did the cow cross the road because pigs were not flying i had to write it hurts

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What's worse than getting a parking ticket? Getting Cancer.

whats something naked and nailed to a cross? jesus, idiot.

An elephant walks in a bar. The bartender and everyone rushed out as soon as they saw the elephant

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

What did the tramp get for Christmas? Nothing because he's Jewish.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I've just bought a chainsaw, and I will now decapitate you.

Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

I don't have a girlfriend but I do know a girl who would get really mad if she heard me say that.

A priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar, but they're wearing normal people clothes, so no one notices or says anything funny.

a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. Who was the LAST one to hop it? the mexican because he had to clean it first.

Q: What do you call a pair of dead babies lying on the ground? A: Slippers

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