What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

Why couldn't the blonde count to 70? because 69 was a mouth full:)

How could Jamie not come out and play? His mum had cancer

what do you call a white man in a black neighborhood a minority

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

What's worse than having a retarded baby? Not having a baby

Why did the black man fall down? A guy pushed him.

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away? Because it could see and hear.

Where do you8 find a dog with no legs? right where you left it

whats 2=2? gonorrhea.

Why did seven eat nine? Because six was afraid of him.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Irune. Irune who? Irune my life with all this red sand.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Your mamas so old that she sat next to Jesus in kindergarten?

Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

Why does Ray Charles always smile? Because he doesn't know he's black.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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