roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimers who are you?

Why did the man scream? He got shot in the eye with a nail gun.

What is a good remedy for the common cold? A piping hot bowl of chicken-noodle soup.

Why doesn't Jonathan Walk across the road? Because he is in a wheelchair...

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

How do you poop without it splashing? clench clench, release, clench clench, release, clench, release, clench, release.

WELCOME TO THE GARLIC BOYS SHOW! So kids, what are we gonna eat today? POTATOES! FUUUUUUU! Moral: You say tomata, I say WROOOOOOOONG, you say cheap I say your mother.

What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1...Kaboom!

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why was Sally sad? She was the only survivor of a plane crash that killed her entire family.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Q:What happened when the bear walked into the bar? You cannot answer because you were seriously injured by the bear.

Knock knock Who's there? Boo AHHH A GHOST D:

What is small, cries a lot, and moves at high speeds? A baby stapled to a car.

If u give brandon a stick he will most likely poke u

Why did the chicken cross the road So he could get back to the farm and lay more eggs

What did Helen Keller get for Christmas? A read along book

I would tell you a joke about a blunt pencil but it's pointless

Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

Yo mama so stupid, she scored poorly on her SAT exams in high school. She was unable to recieve a college education. She now works as a full time waitress at a small diner. She earns minimum wage and is still getting nowhere on her search for a better job.

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