Whats worse the losing your 3 kids, your lovely beautiful wife, and your trusty dog, all your belongings and in a house fire while you're at work? Nothing

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When I became a WoMan, no, its a nice subject, I do not mind at all.

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I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I was raped by a giant scorpion...

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An old asian woman is driving down the freeway a drunk driver merges into her lane. Everyone is ok because she keeps a safe distance behind.

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WHATS FASTER THAN INTERNET BUSTA RYMES

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What's the difference between a black man and a bench? A bench is nonsentient, generally heavier and not necessarily light-dark brown colored, whereas the black man is fully capable of thinking and usually has dark toned skin.

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Q: What do you get when you have water, sodium C14-16 olefin sulfonate, glycerin, disodium lauroamphodiacetate, polysorbate 20, cocamidopropyl, betaine, PEG-6 Phenoxyethanol, PPG-15 Stearyl, Ether, Citric Acid, isocateth-20, Fragrance, Methylparaben, Tetrasodium EDTA, Xanthan Gum, Propylparben, Ethylparagen, and Camelia Sinensis Leaf Extract? A: All New Clean & Clear Oil Free Make-up Dissolving Foaming Cleanser.

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2 * 2 * 2 * 3 * 2417

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What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish? one's a scum-sucking bottom feeder, the other is a lawyer

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool? An ambulance.

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A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

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Why did the asain fail his tests? They weren't math tests...

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a penguin biked to a bakery he walked in and asked for buns the baker said how many 12 or 13 the penguin said it don't matter I brought my bike

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A farmer accidentally trips his wife. She falls down the stairs and the farmer is quickly arrested for murder.

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What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

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what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

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Dylan: "I dont understand anti-jokes"

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Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

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What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? More than 6.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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Can you spot the polar bear Probably not because global warming killed it

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Here comes the bride, all dressed in white. Here comes the groom, carrying a broom, because somebody spilled something on the floor.

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Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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