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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Part 1 Q: what did Sally get for Christmas A: cancer Part 2 knock knock Who's there Not Sally MR

So seriously you have never ever played videogames before?

My girlfriend wanted to talk about her feelings ... SO I TOLD THAT BITCH THAT... i really loved her and care about her feelings

Why did he chicken cross the road? The suicide rate in chickens has gone up 50% in the past year alone.

What do blind people see when they close one eye? Nothing.

whats cold, blue and hard? a frozen blueberry.

Steve is getting paid $29.50 to bounce a ball Steve is getting fired monday

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Okay.. So a dyslectic man walks into a bra...

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

What did the frog order at McDonalds? Nothing, it's a frog.

what does nba stand for? Nothing but Africans

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

two men are standing on a roof. Man #1: do you want me to push you off a roof? Man #2: No.

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

What's faster, a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hold his family at gun point

how did the black guy get into school? he walked thru the front door.

Why couldn't Billy write his own name... ...because he was wearing purple lemonade???

roses are red violets are red the whole world is red i started the holocaust

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck