Q: What's worse than your parents dying in a car crash? A: You were in the backseat and saw your mother plead your father to slit her throat witht he broken glass because her legs were brushed and a windshield wiper was shoved in her kidney. As you stared on in pure horror, your father did as she asked with much contemplation. An ambulance arrives moments later. In the hospital, you tell your dad that you hate him for killing mom. You run away and he dies overnight due to heart failure. Yo suffered paralysis and now and are confined to a wheelchair for the rest of your natural life and are sent away to a born-again foster care home where you are never adopted.

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Yo mamas so poor, she should probably find a source of consistent payment to support herself.

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why couldn't the black man get a job? Because he was a violent sociopath with a criminal record.

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How many wheelchair users does it take to change a light bulb? - They are not physically capable

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You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

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Why was a black man in a prison cell? He was a highly respected plumber fixing a prisoner's faulty toilet.

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How do you know when you're on the wrong side of the tracks? You don't. (Wyndellberg)

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Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

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What's blue, white and red all over? Not a duck.

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How many squirrels does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Who cares? Why would a squirrel need to change a lightbulb?

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Looks like this is a *puts on sunglasses* Pair of sunglasses

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Guess what? I like trains.

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What did the boy say after he stubbed his toe? Owww! I wanna have sex!!!

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What did the baby get for his birthday? An Abortion.

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Corn Muffins

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What would Hellen Keller say to Obama? Nothing she can't speak.

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what happens when a retard hits an iceberg with a gigantic boat? 1517 people die.

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Laughter is the best medicine. Not for cancer.

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A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

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How does Hitler tie his shoes? with little Nazis!

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what's worse than 24? 6 million.

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what has two legs, and is red? half a cat.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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