What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

Did you know Helen Keller had a playground in her backyard? Neither did she

One man walks on a bridge, another man sees him but doesn't really care about him.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris? All of it.

Why did Johnny fall of the Swing?? Because i hit him with a shovel

If Irishmen didn't walk out of bars, they would collect and eventually fill the bars of the world and would die given the bars could not support them.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Are you mentally handicapped? Bananas are fruit.

A Jew, A priest and a Muslim go into a pub,put their differences aside and have a good time!

who is the shortest man in the world? ADITYA DEV

What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

They say that there's more than one way to skin a cat...so far iv only found the one.

Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

Did you hear about the new brand of shovel? Yeah, it's pretty groundbreaking.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Presents

What did the black man get for christmas? A present.

When A White Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Claps When A Black Man Sees A Magic Trick - He Does Handstands, Celebrations, And Shouts

Person #1: Hello captain obvious. Person #2: Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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